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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #5475 on: April 02, 2014, 08:33:46 AM »
Hannibal is really good,

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« Reply #5476 on: April 02, 2014, 08:36:26 AM »
didn't realize that 6th episode of TWD i gave up on was a season finale.  i don't think i've ever just gone "nope, nope, nope" during a season finale before.

i was kinda just hoping for every character to die, they were all terribly uninteresting

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« Reply #5477 on: April 02, 2014, 09:35:28 AM »
MDL-NY TONIGHT
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our three nyc real estate studs are going to bring it hard in season 3 and it all kicks off tonight at 8pm on bravo! 

first there's ryan. a amicable nyc bachelor who is steady straddling the line between fashion and function, ryan lights up the runway on friday and can pull apart a vespa carburetor on sunday.  never mistake kindness for weakness, as season 2 showed us, ryan is more than happy to pull the gloves off when provoked!




next up, luis.  a relative new comer to the high stakes nyc real estate game, luis joined us last spring in season 2.  while i was somewhat unimpressed with his first few listings (rentals and a failed sale), it wasn't long before luis emerged with the hunger and passion that is the mark of a man on the rise.  he's a power broker with his sights set on the top, a man to be reckoned with, luis will get it done.  i predict big things for luis in season 3.



finally but not forgotten, it's fredrik.  our swedish real estate assassin who definitely loves to mix things up a-la-nyc style.  season 2 ended with fredrik's wedding but don't think the honeymoon lasted long- i predict a ton of July 4th fireworks coming early this year!  fredrik and ryan's real estate war should continue as the two battle it out to become NYC's premiere real estate star!




and don't forget our MDL-LA overlord, chad rogers will be watching!!



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« Reply #5478 on: April 02, 2014, 09:37:07 AM »
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« Reply #5479 on: April 02, 2014, 11:14:04 AM »
Chad Rogers is the unfortunate owner of a really shitty face.  Man he is rough ridin' ugly. 
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« Reply #5480 on: April 02, 2014, 11:42:52 AM »
Fredrik is just the best, you guys.

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« Reply #5481 on: April 02, 2014, 11:52:26 AM »
Chad Rogers is the unfortunate owner of a really shitty face.  Man he is rough ridin' ugly. 

wow, did someone order an order of douchebag?  chad owns you.


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« Reply #5482 on: April 02, 2014, 12:04:22 PM »
Chad Rogers is the unfortunate owner of a really shitty face.  Man he is rough ridin' ugly. 

wow, did someone order an order of douchebag?  chad owns you.

I suggest Chad sell me for a nice little profit and buy a new face to replace the one he has that is just rough ridin' awful it's so gross and ugly. #uglyduckling #itsmotherdoesntevenloveit #omgbarf
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« Reply #5483 on: April 02, 2014, 12:08:27 PM »
Chad Rogers is the unfortunate owner of a really shitty face.  Man he is rough ridin' ugly. 

wow, did someone order an order of douchebag?  chad owns you.

I suggest Chad sell me for a nice little profit and buy a new face to replace the one he has that is just rough ridin' awful it's so gross and ugly. #uglyduckling #itsmotherdoesntevenloveit #omgbarf

tina fey face

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« Reply #5484 on: April 02, 2014, 12:15:57 PM »
mr bread and rowdyboyy are jealous of chad rogers.  how surprising.  let me guess, both of you are unemployed and live like peasants under a bridge underneath I-35 somewhere?  :lol: 

me thinks your jealousy is hilarious.  me thinks you should try to build yourself up instead of tearing chad down.  @Starlathechi @gethelp!


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« Reply #5485 on: April 02, 2014, 12:26:02 PM »
well that's quite the leap there, erik kynard. all i did was say that he had tina fey face. maybe tina fey is my favorite person in the whole world and that was the highest compliment i could pay ol CR. did you think of that? no you didn't. so maybe you would be better served by serving yourself a heaping platter of leave my name out of your mouth.

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« Reply #5486 on: April 02, 2014, 12:32:06 PM »
rogers looks much better in this pic. jmo.





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« Reply #5487 on: April 02, 2014, 12:32:17 PM »
No amount of self-building up could get me to ignore how ugly that dude is.  #sorryyousouglychad #cantfixit #shitsbroke

It's like asking me to pretend AIDS doesn't exist because I'm really healthy.  It does anyway clams and it's a big problem for some people.  #chadsfaceisbasicallyaids 
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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #5488 on: April 02, 2014, 12:45:54 PM »
a face can't be aids, #library #CDC, #researchdontassume


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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #5490 on: April 02, 2014, 03:20:59 PM »
at the end does old ted talk in his ted voice or does ted lip synch bob sagat voice?

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« Reply #5492 on: April 02, 2014, 03:29:18 PM »
at the end does old ted talk in his ted voice or does ted lip synch bob sagat voice?

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« Reply #5494 on: April 02, 2014, 08:27:19 PM »
I can't believe Luis took that listing


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« Reply #5495 on: April 02, 2014, 09:30:02 PM »
Man, The Goldbergs is great.

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« Reply #5496 on: April 02, 2014, 09:43:42 PM »
Flipping Out, more like rough ridin' Great.  jeff lewis 4 life.


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« Reply #5498 on: April 03, 2014, 12:50:07 AM »
twin peaks is cupping me right now (no katdaddy)

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« Reply #5499 on: April 03, 2014, 09:33:50 AM »
Anyone going to watch Halt and Catch Fire?  Looks good.