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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4925 on: February 24, 2014, 04:27:26 PM »
opposing view points are a good thing and i'm glad you all are here to keep me on my toes

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4926 on: February 24, 2014, 04:29:31 PM »
boy, i didn't think you could say anything dumber than tool sounding like yellowcard, but you went and beat yourself.  congrats steve.

i don't know if i can outdo my "stevesie can't tell the difference between two unrelated objects" rant after that  :lol:

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« Reply #4927 on: February 24, 2014, 04:31:26 PM »
"if its on HBO well be able to show some gronkzongas and everyone will have another layer of crap they'll have to look through before they find out the writing and story suck"

there have been more breasts shown in season 2 of house of cards than true detective.  guess that story sucks too.

the story sucked so bad the same actors came back for season 2.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4928 on: February 24, 2014, 04:31:59 PM »
if you guys are waiting to out stevesie for trolling, you're obviously not familiar with the masterful karnivore "low & slow" method

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4929 on: February 24, 2014, 04:38:40 PM »
The story? C'mon. That's a D- at best. And only one of the actors is great.
Yep Woody is the best.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4930 on: February 24, 2014, 04:39:25 PM »
boy, i didn't think you could say anything dumber than tool sounding like yellowcard, but you went and beat yourself.  congrats steve.

You can keep saying I'm wrong but if you're defending how great the story is then I'm going to (and anyone, including defenders of this show, are going to) assume you're trolling.

you don't really think that the story is as simple as you've made it out to be.  i hope not anyway. 


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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4931 on: February 24, 2014, 04:43:29 PM »
Wait, I may have been watching the wrong show. Are we talking about True Detective or CSI:Miami?

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4932 on: February 24, 2014, 04:44:39 PM »
Whoops. Hey guys I may have accidentally put in my grandpa's box set of Blue Bloods, not True Detective. Hard to tell really.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4933 on: February 24, 2014, 04:46:20 PM »
:lol:

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4934 on: February 24, 2014, 04:48:35 PM »
Somebody stealing a bunch of young girls for an underground pedophile cult? Must be Law & Order: SVU. Sorry I wasted your guys time with my True Detective review, I don't think I've seen an episode.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4935 on: February 24, 2014, 04:48:52 PM »
walked into the living room last night and my roommate was watching a crime show with Ice T on it and I asked if he was watching True Detective. he was like omgggg nooooo true detective has woody and matt its soooo gooooood. then he started pinching his nipples and talking about suspense and I walked away weirded out.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4936 on: February 24, 2014, 04:49:12 PM »
Somebody stealing a bunch of young girls for an underground pedophile cult? Must be Law & Order: SVU. Sorry I wasted your guys time with my True Detective review, I don't think I've seen an episode.

damnit.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4937 on: February 24, 2014, 04:51:09 PM »
 :love: Stevesie owns every single one of you dorks in this thread

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4938 on: February 24, 2014, 04:53:06 PM »
:love: Stevesie owns every single one of you dorks in this thread

you are wrong.  but not as wrong as stevesie
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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4939 on: February 24, 2014, 05:02:51 PM »
True Detective roolz and Breaking Bad droolz, Stevesie.  Sorry, but thems the facts.  And the facts have spoken.


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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4940 on: February 24, 2014, 05:03:07 PM »
Please, seven. I own this thread like Lucy Liu owns those pesky criminals in her hit TV show Elementary. I assume you're an avid watcher.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4941 on: February 24, 2014, 05:04:27 PM »
i love lucy liu (like, maybe only amy adams beats her), but have never heard of this show, tell me more  :excited:
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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4942 on: February 24, 2014, 05:08:17 PM »
i love lucy liu (like, maybe only amy adams beats her), but have never heard of this show, tell me more  :excited:
Amy Adams is just a poor mans Isla Fisher.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4943 on: February 24, 2014, 05:08:34 PM »
stevesie, is that fonzie ski-jumping over a shark, or is that two airplanes colliding over a city due to a grieving ATC in a show about a meth-cooking chemistry teacher with terminal cancer? yeah i can't tell either

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4944 on: February 24, 2014, 05:10:18 PM »
i love lucy liu (like, maybe only amy adams beats her), but have never heard of this show, tell me more  :excited:
Amy Adams is just a poor mans Isla Fisher.

wow, if two names ever needed reversed more... sheesh.
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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4945 on: February 24, 2014, 05:10:34 PM »
i love lucy liu (like, maybe only amy adams beats her), but have never heard of this show, tell me more  :excited:

I'm unfamiliar with it because I don't have a fetish for CBS detective dramas like everyone else in this thread besides Tonya.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4946 on: February 24, 2014, 05:13:32 PM »
what's great about stevesie and TH dude, is that the more they hate, the dumber they make themselves look!   :lol:
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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4947 on: February 24, 2014, 05:14:55 PM »
stevesie, is that fonzie ski-jumping over a shark, or is that two airplanes colliding over a city due to a grieving ATC in a show about a meth-cooking chemistry teacher with terminal cancer? yeah i can't tell either

Making fun of Breaking Bad when I don't like your show is about as original as True Detective.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4948 on: February 24, 2014, 05:15:08 PM »
how many godlewskis has CBS ever shown during their dramas, s60?  game, set, case closed.


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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #4949 on: February 24, 2014, 05:15:49 PM »
Side note: I got shivers when Lip yelled at Fi last night.  Also, Frank's a goner, right?


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