Malaysia Airlines

[felix rex]

omg and then when that usa naval destroyer ship finds them or whatever they all start pouring out their beers and trying to hide or swim away and then they're like it wasn't my idea and it was jims idea and i swear i knew nothing about it. omg. 

I mean, at that point you just stash your passport in a coconut, strip your shirt off and greet them with a fire dance and/or floral wreath. But really sell it. There's no room for half-assing things in this stage. Can't emphasize that enough.


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[mocat]

sometimes you just sit back and let RD riff for a while and it's just great on a Friday afternoon

[puniraptor]

How is security for pilots? I'm guessing in Malaysia a veteran pilot would be able to smuggle weapons on board no problem.

[Phil Titola]

You guys, why has nobody researched this from history???


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[puniraptor]

sometimes you just sit back and let RD riff for a while and it's just great on a Friday afternoon

Worthy snakoff substitute? Almost.

[michigancat]

maybe it was a bachelor party

[star seed 7]

maybe it was a bachelor party

what kind?  ()

[Dr Rick Daris]

 

[The1BigWillie]

You guys, why has nobody researched this from history???

the term "UFO" (or "UFOB") was created in 1953 by the United States Air Force (USAF)

 

[michigancat]

THE ONLY KIND

[Phil Titola]

You guys, why has nobody researched this from history???

the term "UFO" (or "UFOB") was created in 1953 by the United States Air Force (USAF)

 

crap

[mocat]

You guys, why has nobody researched this from history???

the term "UFO" (or "UFOB") was created in 1953 by the United States Air Force (USAF)

 

yeah i mean just about every F'ing O would be an U'd F'ing O in 1890

[Skipper44]

my pike coworker says that there is a satellite image that shows the plane with 3 orbs around it.

 

ORBS!!!!!!11!!!!   

only remarkable if they are power orbs

[Dugout DickStone]

omg and then when that usa naval destroyer ship finds them or whatever they all start pouring out their beers and trying to hide or swim away and then they're like it wasn't my idea and it was jims idea and i swear i knew nothing about it. omg. 

so they go home but then do it again exactly the same in a few weeks.

[Phil Titola]

omg and then when that usa naval destroyer ship finds them or whatever they all start pouring out their beers and trying to hide or swim away and then they're like it wasn't my idea and it was jims idea and i swear i knew nothing about it. omg. 

I mean, at that point you just stash your passport in a coconut, strip your shirt off and greet them with a fire dance and/or floral wreath. But really sell it. There's no room for half-assing things in this stage. Can't emphasize that enough.


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Holy crap we should organize this.  Who can fly?

[ChiComCat]

omg and then when that usa naval destroyer ship finds them or whatever they all start pouring out their beers and trying to hide or swim away and then they're like it wasn't my idea and it was jims idea and i swear i knew nothing about it. omg. 

I mean, at that point you just stash your passport in a coconut, strip your shirt off and greet them with a fire dance and/or floral wreath. But really sell it. There's no room for half-assing things in this stage. Can't emphasize that enough.


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Holy crap we should organize this.  Who can fly?

I was under the impression this is what the Tokyo trip was all about but maybe I was wrong

[Dr Rick Daris]

well i'll be god damned. now they are saying there is a possible second route that the plane took.


http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/14/world/asia/malaysia-airlines-plane/

A classified analysis of electronic and satellite data, conducted by the United States and Malaysian governments, calculates Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 likely crashed into the Indian Ocean on one of two possible flight paths, CNN has learned.

One flight path suggests the plane crashed into the Bay of Bengal off the coast of India, and the other has it traveling southeast and crashing in the Indian Ocean, according to the analysis

[Gooch]

Has anybody checked Jabara airport yet?

[Brock Landers]

well i'll be god damned. now they are saying there is a possible second route that the plane took.


http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/14/world/asia/malaysia-airlines-plane/

A classified analysis of electronic and satellite data, conducted by the United States and Malaysian governments, calculates Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 likely crashed into the Indian Ocean on one of two possible flight paths, CNN has learned.

One flight path suggests the plane crashed into the Bay of Bengal off the coast of India, and the other has it traveling southeast and crashing in the Indian Ocean, according to the analysis

Well if they can travel southeast and hit the Indian Ocean then that brings aliens/rip in space-time fabric back in to the equation.

[michigancat]

we'll never know what happened even if someone finds it.

[michigancat]

Also, great telestrator dong opportunities on those flight paths.

[XocolateThundarr]

Has anybody checked Jabara airport yet?

[Dugout DickStone]

sometimes you just sit back and let RD riff for a while and it's just great on a Friday afternoon

ever since he killed the snack offs. 

[Dr Rick Daris]

oh my god. so the full bird colonel or whoever that is captaining that usa warship boat that just caught them all partying at the beach is getting ready to drop them all off at home and he's all lecturing and all like do you guys even know how worried your family and friends were and how much time and energy went in to finding you and the pilot is just taking the brunt of it and the general/colonel guy is just killing him and he's all yes sir and no sir and we are sorry sir and it won't ever happen again sir and so the guy is like it better not and he lets them go and they all walk off all solemn like and then at the last second the pilot pulls out some keys and it has the name of the usa warship that just caught them all on it and then he and the copilot give each other a look and the pilot just smiles and shakes his head up and down. hot damn, they are going to do it again but this time with a big usa warship. i mean, you guys! 

[Paul Moscow]

oh my god. so the full bird colonel or whoever that is captaining that usa warship boat that just caught them all partying at the beach is getting ready to drop them all off at home and he's all lecturing and all like do you guys even know how worried your family and friends were and how much time and energy went in to finding you and the pilot is just taking the brunt of it and the general/colonel guy is just killing him and he's all yes sir and no sir and we are sorry sir and it won't ever happen again sir and so the guy is like it better not and he lets them go and they all walk off all solemn like and then at the last second the pilot pulls out some keys and it has the name of the usa warship that just caught them all on it and then he and the copilot give each other a look and the pilot just smiles and shakes his head up and down. hot damn, they are going to do it again but this time with a big usa warship. i mean, you guys!