Malaysia Airlines

[steve dave]

If this thing is a scheme to get the gov. back into funding NASA then I say good

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/14/malaysia-airlines-flight-mh370-may-deliberately-flown-west-hijacked

[Brock Landers]

Maybe these people just wanted to get the eff away from everyone and everything while they watched the Big 12 tournament on a tropical island somewhere.

[ChiComCat]

At what point do you have to give up the large scale search?

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

is NASA doing this work pro-bono? :nervous:

[Dr Rick Daris]

all the newest stuff out says that the plane was still cruising at high altitudes (30k) at the last ping using a very specific flight route. so the person flying had to have had a lot of experience. somewhere around the adaman islands heading towards europe.

 

you mean towards Iran?

AND GUESS WHERE THE GUY THAT BOUGHT THOSE TWO GUYS FLYING ON STOLEN PASSPORTS WAS FROM? IRAN! 

[Phil Titola]

They are going to go to the pilots houses and find them there living like nothing happened.

[Dugout DickStone]

% chance it's at the bottom of the ocean?

Greater than 50%, IMO

much greater.

[felix rex]

If it was hijacked with inside help, then fuel estimates are meaningless. Just assume the maximum.

Also, my Egypt number rang when I was in DC even when I had the SIM out of the phone.

Also, what if the old pilot and the young pilot didn't get along and the young pilot was real cocky and condescending and then the old pilot got lost and took a wrong turn and was just like NOPE I DONT NEED ANY HELP I KNOW WHERE WERE GOING JUST GO BACK TO TWITTERING AND RAPPING OR WHATEVER YOU YOUNG IDIOTS DO!

And then he landed in those andamadnanan islands or whatever and just stubbornly told everyone Columbus-style NOPE THIS IS CHINA WELCOME TO CHINA SHUT THE eff UP AND GRAB YOUR BAGS AND ENJOY CHINA.

because he was old and proud and too embarrassed to admit he got lost


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[steve dave]

Enjoyed dat post

[OK_Cat]

my pike coworker says that there is a satellite image that shows the plane with 3 orbs around it.

 

[Dr Rick Daris]

Also, my Egypt number rang when I was in DC even when I had the SIM out of the phone.

but were you still shown as actively logged onto various social media accounts through your phone. HUH? WERE YOU!?

[felix rex]

Also, my Egypt number rang when I was in DC even when I had the SIM out of the phone.

but were you still shown as actively logged onto various social media accounts through your phone. HUH? WERE YOU!?

rick, I am a member of one Egyptian social media app. But I have to tell you something. There is absolutely NO evidence that I appeared as actively logged in. None. Zero. Zilch. Ball game?


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[Dr Rick Daris]

Also, my Egypt number rang when I was in DC even when I had the SIM out of the phone.

but were you still shown as actively logged onto various social media accounts through your phone. HUH? WERE YOU!?

rick, I am a member of one Egyptian social media app. But I have to tell you something. There is absolutely NO evidence that I appeared as actively logged in. None. Zero. Zilch. Ball game?


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ha! i knew it!

[Phil Titola]

Didn't crash.  I'm convinced now.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

man id love to see some Egyptian instagram highlights. probably just a bunch of selfies with the pyramids in the background and like people pushing cars over.

[XocolateThundarr]

my pike coworker says that there is a satellite image that shows the plane with 3 orbs around it.

 

ORBS!!!!!!11!!!!   

[felix rex]

man id love to see some Egyptian instagram highlights. probably just a bunch of selfies with the pyramids in the background and like people pushing cars over.

I made this just for you.



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[michigancat]

lol

[The1BigWillie]

You want a crap storm??? Watch another 777 disappear tonight. 

[Dr Rick Daris]

interesting thought. what if all 240 people or whatever knew each other and they all knew the captains and they were like hey lets all separately buy tickets onto one of your flights and then instead of just flying to boring old china or whatevs lets crank this thing left and party balls on some island until they catch us. 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

just gonna keep flying southwest. no one would ever wanna jack one of those things. vinyl is tacky, even to terrorists.

[Phil Titola]

 

You want a crap storm??? Watch another 777 disappear tonight.

[Dr Rick Daris]

omg and then when that usa naval destroyer ship finds them or whatever they all start pouring out their beers and trying to hide or swim away and then they're like it wasn't my idea and it was jims idea and i swear i knew nothing about it. omg. 

[Dr Rick Daris]

and then get this. you guys just get this. the usa finally has them all wrangled up and in cuffs and are loading them onto the destroyer ship thing and then some private is like uh sarge. uh sarge. i only count 238. and then they start frantically looking around but then they see some sand kind of move and there are a bunch of straws sticking out of the sand and some guy had totally buried himself under the sand and was using the straws to breathe out of like a half an hour before the usa showed up to play a prank on his buddy and then he just stayed there the whole time. man he almost got away with it. still, what a story though. i mean, that close.