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Re: Taxes
« Reply #275 on: November 01, 2016, 06:55:40 PM »
person a is person b's sock.
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Re: Taxes
« Reply #276 on: November 01, 2016, 06:58:39 PM »
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Re: Taxes
« Reply #277 on: November 01, 2016, 07:14:12 PM »
Sometimes the USPS just sucks, I had a package from Amazon get marked undeliverable by them because I had it shipped to Freundinsonntags address with my name

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Re: Taxes
« Reply #278 on: November 01, 2016, 07:32:51 PM »
Mrs Gooch, how in the world would that accidentally happen?

I am neither A or B.  If I were to name person B (I'm not going to) many people here would have at least heard of this person or this person's family.

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Re: Taxes
« Reply #279 on: February 27, 2017, 09:28:40 AM »
This return.  :love: Do you get more breaks when you get married? I'm so dumbfounded on why we're getting so much back this year. Is it because I made more? :dunno:

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Re: Taxes
« Reply #280 on: February 27, 2017, 09:34:18 AM »
This return.  :love: Do you get more breaks when you get married? I'm so dumbfounded on why we're getting so much back this year. Is it because I made more? :dunno:

Yes, and especially if one of you earns way more than the other.

That being said, if you're getting a ton back, you might want to reduce your deductions, getting a lot back is not the goal, the goal should be getting as much out of your paycheck and only getting a little back. I'm not a fire breathing anti-gubment type, but time value of money says you should be getting more per paycheck and less on the return is better than some fat, no interest yielded government holding your money for free refund.
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Re: Taxes
« Reply #281 on: February 27, 2017, 09:35:24 AM »
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Re: Taxes
« Reply #282 on: February 27, 2017, 09:37:57 AM »
Oh, I agree with that. I've always claimed Single and 1.

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Re: Taxes
« Reply #283 on: February 27, 2017, 09:39:25 AM »
This return.  :love: Do you get more breaks when you get married? I'm so dumbfounded on why we're getting so much back this year. Is it because I made more? :dunno:

didn't mrs wack get S-canned?  that will really help as she made nothing for a period. 

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Re: Taxes
« Reply #284 on: February 27, 2017, 09:42:00 AM »
Yeah, she received unemployment from September on.

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Re: Taxes
« Reply #285 on: February 27, 2017, 09:46:18 AM »
Yeah, she received unemployment from September on.

unemployed dependents are a great tax break

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Re: Taxes
« Reply #286 on: February 27, 2017, 09:46:45 AM »
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Re: Taxes
« Reply #287 on: February 27, 2017, 09:55:48 AM »
you think that's great, try having shitloads of kids and owning a message board that you spend tons of irl money on various legitimate expenses.

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Re: Taxes
« Reply #288 on: February 27, 2017, 09:58:01 AM »
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Re: Taxes
« Reply #289 on: February 27, 2017, 09:58:17 AM »
I'm hoping Donald makes it so my taxes are about half of what they are now by this time next year. :pray:

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« Reply #290 on: February 27, 2017, 09:58:37 AM »
you think that's great, try having shitloads of kids and owning a message board that you spend tons of irl money on various legitimate expenses.

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Re: Taxes
« Reply #291 on: February 27, 2017, 10:12:16 AM »
sounds like ol' wacky got his taxes won


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Re: Taxes
« Reply #292 on: February 27, 2017, 10:15:25 AM »
I'm writing a check to the govt for $25k in April.....good times.
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Re: Taxes
« Reply #293 on: February 27, 2017, 10:25:22 AM »
Yeah, she received unemployment from September on.

unemployed dependents are a great tax break

I don't think they withhold taxes on unemployment benefits, so this probably actually hurt the potential of "the return"
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Re: Taxes
« Reply #294 on: February 27, 2017, 10:26:29 AM »
I'm writing a check to the govt for $25k in April.....good times.

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Re: Taxes
« Reply #295 on: February 27, 2017, 10:31:44 AM »
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Re: Taxes
« Reply #296 on: February 27, 2017, 10:34:41 AM »
sounds like ol' wacky got his taxes won
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Re: Taxes
« Reply #297 on: February 27, 2017, 10:43:31 AM »
Taxes blow. My effective federal income tax rate (total tax / AGI) hit 20% this year. Add in FICA, state, real and personal property, nanny, and sales tax and I'm paying more than 40% of every dollar earned to the Man. Factor in all the corporate taxes passed along to me in the prices I pay for goods and services, and it's likely closer to 50%. What a system.

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Re: Taxes
« Reply #298 on: February 27, 2017, 10:45:55 AM »
Hey, that's down from the 65% or whatever you claimed last time!
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Re: Taxes
« Reply #299 on: February 27, 2017, 12:40:52 PM »
My MIL moved into our house this year. No income. SS only. Hello third dependent.