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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2014, 12:54:52 PM »
The main reason I don't like it is I thought it would be a better photo editor than paint, nope.

is that the same reason you don't like Call of Duty Ghosts?

Just because you see somebody first in CoD doesn't mean you should be able to kill them 99% of the time first. Halo on the other hand doesn't have that problem. #fuckcampers

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« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2014, 12:55:12 PM »
if there's one thing i've always said at the monthly mod meetings, it's that we need a board just for photo organizing. #photoboard #fearthephoto #win'emallphoto69cat

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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2014, 12:58:37 PM »
Look at me I'm 'clams and almost 18 and about to graduate and know everything about the real world  :blah:

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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2014, 12:59:04 PM »
to do list: 
1) find missing malaysian plane
2) crimeia/russian conflict
3) organize these damn photos!  and i'm being srs, these things are driving me nuts!


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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2014, 01:00:04 PM »
you don't get it pissclams.

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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2014, 01:00:12 PM »
hey! this photo organizing thread was about photo organizing outdoor vacation photos! why did you merge it with the thread about organizing all vacation photos? they're separate topics! #hatethisplace #masterthreadssuck #whendoesthenewboardstart

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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2014, 01:01:39 PM »
knock knock
who's there
some unorganized photos
oh no. no way. go get organized before you think I'M letting you in here

#lmao #gohomephotos #you'renotwanted

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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #32 on: March 12, 2014, 01:08:46 PM »
Two photographers are in the men’s room at the urinal. One guy is a Canonian and the other a Nikonian (insider photo slang- look it up, chumps)
The Nikon guy finishes his business first. He simply zips his fly and heads for the door. As he was leaving, the Canon guy turns his head towards him and says “Excuse me, Canon photographers wash our hands when we are finished urinating.” The Nikon guy says ” I understand, but us Nikon guys don’t pee on our hands!!”

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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #33 on: March 12, 2014, 01:09:28 PM »
hello doctor, i have a malady which just doesn't seem to be going away
really?  tell me what's going on.
well my photos are very unorganized and the only remedy which apple gave me was iphoto
omfg lmfao, well that's like me giving you a shot of someone's diarrhea and then take a sledgehammer to your face, lmfao


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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #34 on: March 12, 2014, 01:10:24 PM »
how do you get a guy with iPhoto off your front porch?

pay him for the pizza  :lol:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #35 on: March 12, 2014, 01:29:02 PM »
so a kid's parents are getting divorced and the kid is like please don't send me to my dad cause he beats me. then he's all like but also please don't send me to my mom cause she beats me too and so the judge is like oh man little guy, where should i send you then and then the kid os like well bro i guess you could send me to live with iphoto because their photo organization system is just flat out horrible dead last type stuff and doesn't beat anybody. smdh you guys.

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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #36 on: March 12, 2014, 07:46:39 PM »
with iPhoto you don't have to organize your photos because it literally does it for you.  LITERALLY.

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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #37 on: March 12, 2014, 08:10:46 PM »
Yes, it literally does a shitty job of it

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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #38 on: March 12, 2014, 08:23:25 PM »
dumbass.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #39 on: March 12, 2014, 08:24:08 PM »
Mods change his name to scrapbook dave tia


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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #40 on: March 12, 2014, 08:29:23 PM »

dumbass.

Tell me a better thing to get. I have 9 days to take it back.

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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #41 on: March 12, 2014, 08:37:38 PM »

dumbass.

Tell me a better thing to get. I have 9 days to take it back.

You don't need a computer, everything is in the cloud.  All you need is a keyboard and mouse and a peripheral.

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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #42 on: March 12, 2014, 08:44:12 PM »
Why don't you just ask the blue shirt at bestbuy? You know, where you buy your electronics and get all your electronics advice?
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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #43 on: March 12, 2014, 10:20:00 PM »
I moved my pics to a NAS and am trying iPhoto....I'm not too pleased yet...is aperture any better?  Like $80 better? or is it just better editing?

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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #44 on: March 12, 2014, 10:40:44 PM »
How many rough ridin' pictures are you weirdos taking?
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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #45 on: March 12, 2014, 11:12:38 PM »
How many rough ridin' pictures are you weirdos taking?

iphoto said 30,000....  :fatty:

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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #46 on: March 12, 2014, 11:26:39 PM »
some posters could stand to learn some empathy rather than try to make jokes all of the time. #justsaying

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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #47 on: March 12, 2014, 11:52:06 PM »
dumbass.
Don't you have threads to be printing off?


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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #48 on: March 12, 2014, 11:54:11 PM »
I just use photobucket, but I hardly ever take pictures.  But I did hear a really good photo organizer joke.  Ready?  Here goes:

Two photoorganizers were peeing into a river.
One of guys says the water's deep.
The other guy says the water's cold

I think one of them was using Iphoto


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Re: Bought A MacBook
« Reply #49 on: March 13, 2014, 03:07:11 AM »
How many rough ridin' pictures are you weirdos taking?

iphoto said 30,000....  :fatty:

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crap, i've taken maybe 30 in the last 2 years.
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