Author Topic: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)  (Read 26356 times)

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Gulp. SkinnyBenny bout to get just a tad skinnier in about a month. Requesting T’s and P’s. :frown:
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Gulp. SkinnyBenny bout to get just a tad skinnier in about a month. Requesting T’s and P’s. :frown:
Godspeed. I've heard some horror stories. You'll be fine though. Just make sure you do your homework and choose a reputable surgeon--it can make a vas deferens.

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Got postponed from my earlier post but tomorrow :frown:
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Laser or traditional?
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I have my consult with my urologist on Monday. What should I ask/watch out for?  :dunno:
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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Wife's friend has a kid who was a result of things slipping through after the surgery.

My first question will be how much will it cost to get retested every 3 months.
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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I have my consult with my urologist on Monday. What should I ask/watch out for?  :dunno:

Cancel and drive north.  This guy is the best

http://www.kumc.edu/school-of-medicine/irpr/our-researchers/ajay-k-nangia-mbbs.html

but if you must go to a lesser doc, Nangia was all about his method of cutting, folding over both ends, cautarizing both ends AND metal clipping one side so they don't fly back together. 100% not preggers since.

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Got postponed from my earlier post but tomorrow :frown:
Dude there is no sports on, push it back
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Verdict: Largely pud. Had my headphones in and was blarin’ Rachmaninoff. Take me away, Sergei.
« Last Edit: July 02, 2020, 08:13:37 PM by SkinnyBenny »
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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:buh-bye:Verdict: Largely pud. Had me headphones in and was blarin’ Rachmaninoff. Take me away, Sergei.

My man Nanjia turns on the rock music in the room. 

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Got postponed from my earlier post but tomorrow :frown:
Dude there is no sports on, push it back
yeah.. rookie mistake SB.. should get it reversed and then do it again in March

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Wife's friend has a kid who was a result of things slipping through after the surgery.

My first question will be how much will it cost to get retested every 3 months.

Don't know how that was even possible because you do get tested, jacking off in a cup was the absolute worst part of the process.

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Re-watched the entire Super Bowl and now Mrs. SB is going to pick up some sushi. :cool: :love:
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Wife's friend has a kid who was a result of things slipping through after the surgery.

My first question will be how much will it cost to get retested every 3 months.

Don't know how that was even possible because you do get tested, jacking off in a cup was the absolute worst part of the process.

I assumed he meant for STD's.


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Was all set up to have it done, but Mrs. Dax had to have some female issues resolved and so never went through with it.


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Mrs Dave has a 5 year implant that will be due to be replaced in the next year. I should probably go through with it instead of her needing to get a new one.


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Verdict: Largely pud. Had my headphones in and was blarin’ Rachmaninoff. Take me away, Sergei.

very old quote here but have you seen the movie Shine (1996) starring Geoffrey Rush?

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Mrs Dave has a 5 year implant that will be due to be replaced in the next year. I should probably go through with it instead of her needing to get a new one.


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Yes, you should and also make a big deal about it and be a hero. I said "honey, I know you don't like that implant, I'm just gonna get a vasectomy so you don't have to get it again" she cried and told me that I didn't have to do it, I said it's no big deal. Her friends and doctors treated me like I was Harriet Tubman. Dudes are such giant crybabies about getting this done, that we get more credit for this basic ass procedure, without side effects, than the wild crap women have to do to their bodies and mind. I had to deal with a pinching sensation for 30 minutes and had to jackoff in a cup. :jerk:

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Mrs Dave has a 5 year implant that will be due to be replaced in the next year. I should probably go through with it instead of her needing to get a new one.


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Yes, you should and also make a big deal about it and be a hero. I said "honey, I know you don't like that implant, I'm just gonna get a vasectomy so you don't have to get it again" she cried and told me that I didn't have to do it, I said it's no big deal. Her friends and doctors treated me like I was Harriet Tubman. Dudes are such giant crybabies about getting this done, that we get more credit for this basic ass procedure, without side effects, than the wild crap women have to do to their bodies and mind. I had to deal with a pinching sensation for 30 minutes and had to jackoff in a cup. :jerk:

I wish I would have saved my snap story of day I went to validate the procedure was a success.  Epic.

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Verdict: Largely pud. Had my headphones in and was blarin’ Rachmaninoff. Take me away, Sergei.

very old quote here but have you seen the movie Shine (1996) starring Geoffrey Rush?

One of my all time favs.  Love when he bumbles through the bar getting laughed at and then stuns everyone with Rimsky-Korsakov.

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I don’t think I could ever do this.
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