mind’s eye this crap-
a man decides to get a vasectomy and he pulls out the yellow pages (lol) and googles best vasectomy doctor and then this son of a bitch books an appointment with the doctor.
then he goes in for the surgery and meets the doctor. extra mind’s eye this part of the story- the doctor is a smoking hot smoke show like the one from road house, except hotter, and he falls in love with her and they copulate on the surgery table and she gets pregnant and they have triplets and move to new mexico and open a hatch chili farm.