Fanning's daily MSN news clippings.

[420seriouscat69]

sounds more like he lost his virginity to that cat, imo

That's what I thought as well. Jokes on him.

[Mrs. Gooch]

sounds more like he lost his virginity to that cat, imo

That's what I thought as well. Jokes on him.

I thought that too but it didn't say what sex act he performed on the cat so I can't be sure.

[420seriouscat69]

sounds more like he lost his virginity to that cat, imo

That's what I thought as well. Jokes on him.

I thought that too but it didn't say what sex act he performed on the cat so I can't be sure.

So many layers.

[slobber]

sounds more like he lost his virginity to that cat, imo

That's what I thought as well. Jokes on him.

I thought that too but it didn't say what sex act he performed on the cat so I can't be sure.

Oral?

[Tobias]

"slobber", NO!

[The Big Train]

im very surprised being in texas he didnt get the death penalty, also jeffrey dahmer would be so proud

[Mrs. Gooch]

sounds more like he lost his virginity to that cat, imo

That's what I thought as well. Jokes on him.

I thought that too but it didn't say what sex act he performed on the cat so I can't be sure.

Oral?

Catilingus

[420seriouscat69]

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/laboratory-grown-penises-ready-be-tested-humans

[420seriouscat69]

Where do they find this crap?

UberFacts?@UberFacts·22m22 minutes ago
Staring at breasts daily can extend a man's life by 5 years.

[Tobias]

next to jamar's receipt

[420seriouscat69]

next to jamar's receipt

[Tobias]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786964/Bride-pregnant-having-sex-dwarf-stripper-hen-night-husband-realises-gives-birth.html

[420seriouscat69]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786964/Bride-pregnant-having-sex-dwarf-stripper-hen-night-husband-realises-gives-birth.html

This is the kind of stuff this thread needs.

[Mrs. Gooch]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786964/Bride-pregnant-having-sex-dwarf-stripper-hen-night-husband-realises-gives-birth.html

What is a hen night?

[Tobias]

bachelorette party

[mocat]

stag night is an absolutely stud term for a bachelor party

[420seriouscat69]

Listen, i'm not judging here, but if you're going to cheat on your significant other, it's not going to be a dwarf. It's gotta be worth it. I've never cheated in my life, cause my guilt would ruin me, but doing a dwarf would make that guilt even worse.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Listen, i'm not judging here, but if you're going to cheat on your significant other, it's not going to be a dwarf. It's gotta be worth it. I've never cheated in my life, cause my guilt would ruin me, but doing a dwarf would make that guilt even worse.

Maybe she had a dwarf fetish and thought this was her only chance to fulfill it. Dwarfs are people too. Don't be a heightist.

[Tobias]

odds that ms fanning just got a random email asking personal questions about little people?

[420seriouscat69]

Listen, i'm not judging here, but if you're going to cheat on your significant other, it's not going to be a dwarf. It's gotta be worth it. I've never cheated in my life, cause my guilt would ruin me, but doing a dwarf would make that guilt even worse.

Maybe she had a dwarf fetish and thought this was her only chance to fulfill it. Dwarfs are people too. Don't be a heightist.

Good point. If it's anything like my threesome fetish in the back of my mind, I guess I understand.

[420seriouscat69]

odds that ms fanning just got a random email asking personal questions about little people?

On it!

[420seriouscat69]

http://www.kwch.com/news/national/police-wedding-then-a-murdersuicide/29016102

[Mrs. Gooch]

What the hell!

[IPA4Me]

That's horrible

[Gooch]

He probably found out she mumped a midget at the bachelorette party.