because you get to see an impromptu smashmouth concert in a hotel ballroom while Sean Payton in a loosened tux stands onstage and drunkenly waves the Super Bowl trophy around to all the drunk old 50 year-old sexpot moms that are onstage with him?
but anyway that's probably my best. Hit me, revelers. I am BBS'n on the streetcar right now, I got time. We're stopped.