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Hernia
« on: February 21, 2014, 08:08:56 AM »
I think I have one :(


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Re: Hernia
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2014, 08:10:21 AM »
Use Visine 3 times a day, just a few drops.  Should clear it right up.

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Re: Hernia
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2014, 08:10:33 AM »
Need more deets. TIA

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Re: Hernia
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2014, 08:11:35 AM »
What are the symptoms?

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Re: Hernia
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2014, 08:12:18 AM »
cross fit  :frown:

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Re: Hernia
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2014, 08:12:33 AM »
guys do not google hernia images

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Re: Hernia
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2014, 08:12:57 AM »
 :bball: I had one on my balls.  NBD bro.  just get it taken care of asap.

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Re: Hernia
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2014, 08:15:46 AM »

cross fit  :frown:
I've been lifting heavy lately :( also yeah do not google inguinal hernia.. Oh god those are burnt into my eyes forever


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Re: Hernia
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2014, 08:17:08 AM »
It doesn't hurt but I can feel a big bouncy ball has been sewn in above my hip in my pelvic area and a couple baby bird eggs on my other side ..


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Re: Hernia
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2014, 08:19:34 AM »
It doesn't hurt but I can feel a big bouncy ball has been sewn in above my hip in my pelvic area and a couple baby bird eggs on my other side ..


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Re: Hernia
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2014, 11:57:29 AM »
It doesn't hurt but I can feel a big bouncy ball has been sewn in above my hip in my pelvic area and a couple baby bird eggs on my other side ..


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Sounds pretty gross.  You're gross now. 
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Re: Hernia
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2014, 12:02:32 PM »
Someone call Pat Bosco.  BITB at clearing up all types of hernias.

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Re: Hernia
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2014, 12:21:14 PM »
It doesn't hurt but I can feel a big bouncy ball has been sewn in above my hip in my pelvic area and a couple baby bird eggs on my other side ..


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Re: Hernia
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2014, 12:23:36 PM »
Crazy part is they aren't protruding and they don't hurt at all. I was just showering and felt them


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Re: Hernia
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2014, 12:29:20 PM »
Crazy part is they aren't protruding and they don't hurt at all. I was just showering and felt them


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Re: Hernia
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2014, 12:35:40 PM »
its like having balls above my balls
#ballsonballsonballs

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Re: Hernia
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2014, 12:37:27 PM »
its like having balls above my balls
#ballsonballsonballs
could be worse, you could have #baddancingswiftonswiftonswift


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Re: Hernia
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2014, 12:46:58 PM »
Been there, I had an inguinal hernia. The surgery sucks. My procedure was done in 2011 on that Friday that floodaggie beat okie lite. I was in a lot of pain the next day watching the CTR. I couldn't even stand fully upright because of how sore my abdomen was.

After the surgery, I took about six months for me to be able to start lifting again. I'm still not back to where I was before that surgery, but that's because I haven't been as dedicated since. The potential risk for injury isn't worth chasing PR's that really only have significance to me.

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Re: Hernia
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2014, 12:51:45 PM »
Been there, I had an inguinal hernia. The surgery sucks. My procedure was done in 2011 on that Friday that floodaggie beat okie lite. I was in a lot of pain the next day watching the CTR. I couldn't even stand fully upright because of how sore my abdomen was.

After the surgery, I took about six months for me to be able to start lifting again. I'm still not back to where I was before that surgery, but that's because I haven't been as dedicated since. The potential risk for injury isn't worth chasing PR's that really only have significance to me.
how long did you have it before you went in? was it painful before the surgery and 6months holy crap? also did they say what your risk of having one again was

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Re: Hernia
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2014, 01:08:23 PM »
how long did you have it before you went in? was it painful before the surgery and 6months holy crap? also did they say what your risk of having one again was

I'm not sure how long I had it. I looked down in the shower one day and noticed a small lump protruding from my abdomen. I pushed on it and it disappeared, then coughed and it poked back out. Before surgery, it wasn't painful at all. After surgery sucked, sore abdomen + pain killers = no bueno, even if you take stool softener.

The surgeon put mesh in my abdominal wall, to minimize the chance of a recurrence. The other method, which I don't know the medical term for, has a much quicker turnaround time, but they don't put the mesh in.

Also, I took about six months off because I wanted to make sure that I was fully healed before I started training again. I probably could have started sooner, but I knew I would go right back to lifting heavy and didn't want to go through that again.

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Re: Hernia
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2014, 01:26:00 PM »
Sounds like your bodies are ruined forever pretty much.  They will never be as good as they were and those are the facts and you'd better just accept them now because they aren't rough ridin' changing. 
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Re: Hernia
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2014, 01:29:26 PM »
if our culture used eastern style squat toilets, this would have never happened

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Re: Hernia
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2014, 01:41:49 PM »
if our culture used eastern style squat toilets, this would have never happened

First, I didn't know that was a thing and it is incredibly mumped up.  Second, these two defectives would just have more hernias from squating to poop and pee, not less.  It can't be easier and their crappy stomach muscles are already terrible at holding their guts in. 
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Re: Hernia
« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2014, 01:45:31 PM »
if our culture used eastern style squat toilets, this would have never happened

First, I didn't know that was a thing and it is incredibly mumped up.  Second, these two defectives would just have more hernias from squating to poop and pee, not less.  It can't be easier and their crappy stomach muscles are already terrible at holding their guts in.

Before cell phones I went to Lawrence to visit a HS buddy.  Let myself in his house, unannounced.  Went back to his room and saw him perched on top of the toilet, caveman squat style.   :sdeek:

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Re: Hernia
« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2014, 01:47:24 PM »
no, a lifetime of squatting to poop would have turned their gut sac into an iron curtain making it imposisble to blow their guts into their scrotes