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Re: doritos...
« Reply #50 on: February 18, 2014, 08:53:11 AM »
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« Reply #51 on: February 18, 2014, 09:56:09 AM »
I just don't know why someone would eat doritos when they live in a world where these exist:



art and marys jalapeno chips are still my favorite of all time
I think this is something shared by everyone who has ever tried them.

Doritos are WT, however I must admit, in taco shell form at the Belltm its one of my dirty pleasures.

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« Reply #52 on: February 18, 2014, 10:07:55 AM »
Pretzels and popcorn are the only salty snacks you need
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Re: doritos...
« Reply #53 on: February 18, 2014, 10:12:37 AM »
the best commercial chips in the world are poore brothers habanero chips (kettle cooked)

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Re: doritos...
« Reply #54 on: February 18, 2014, 10:14:23 AM »
Pretzels and popcorn are the only salty snacks you need
Is that cause they're better for you?

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Re: doritos...
« Reply #55 on: February 18, 2014, 10:16:14 AM »
the best commercial chips in the world are poore brothers habanero chips (kettle cooked)

those are really, really good

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« Reply #56 on: February 18, 2014, 10:19:55 AM »
Pretzels and popcorn are the only salty snacks you need
Is that cause they're better for you?
Nope, just like them better. Popcorn w/ hot sauce :lick:
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Re: doritos...
« Reply #57 on: February 18, 2014, 10:25:16 AM »
Pretzels and popcorn are the only salty snacks you need
Is that cause they're better for you?
Nope, just like them better. Popcorn w/ hot sauce :lick:
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« Reply #58 on: February 18, 2014, 07:42:00 PM »
Doritos are great. That off-brands can't accurately replicate their delicious flavor is a testament to their quality. A truly elite-level chip.

That isn't to say that others aren't as good or better. I like Art's and Mary's as much as the next guy, probably more than Doritos.

Chip Ranking

1. A&M or some other similar kettle-style chip. (Regular and Jap flavor)
2. Guy's or some other similar style chip. (original)
3. Doritos (Spicier Nacho)

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Re: doritos...
« Reply #59 on: February 18, 2014, 07:56:06 PM »
doritos can be made in anyone's house using oven bake corn masa flavored with kitchen & bath cleaners

why anyone would want to duplicate the flavor is beyond me, i would rather enjoy pigeon tuesday

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« Reply #60 on: February 18, 2014, 09:43:25 PM »
Doritos are undoubtedly the crown jewel of corn chip snacks and its not even close. Likewise, crown jewels are the Doritos of royal regalia.  Nobody else is even in the same ballpark. Chili Cheese Fritos? Close but no. Tostitos? Yeah right. Santitas? GTFO.

I'm also not sure how this thread is being mucked up with discussions of different kinds of potato chips. Potato chips can be great too but it's just a different kind of snack all together. It's not an apples to apples comparison. Hell its not even an apples to oranges discussion, it's a rough ridin' corn to potatoes discussion.

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« Reply #61 on: February 18, 2014, 10:17:53 PM »


Yeah that's a pretty good bag of stuff there.

I sound like an animal when I eat that creation.

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« Reply #62 on: February 19, 2014, 08:29:44 AM »
Baked scoops with homemade salsa for this cat right here.
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Re: doritos...
« Reply #63 on: February 19, 2014, 08:40:34 AM »
Pretzels and popcorn are the only salty snacks you need
If i may interject on this post. I'd like to add peanuts/cashews to this fine family

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Re: doritos...
« Reply #64 on: February 19, 2014, 08:45:52 AM »
Pretzels and popcorn are the only salty snacks you need
If i may interject on this post. I'd like to add peanuts/cashews to this fine family
Not the same, slim. Make a nuts thread.

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« Reply #65 on: February 19, 2014, 08:49:46 AM »
Pretzels and popcorn are the only salty snacks you need
If i may interject on this post. I'd like to add peanuts/cashews to this fine family
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« Reply #66 on: February 19, 2014, 08:51:08 AM »
Pretzels and popcorn are the only salty snacks you need
If i may interject on this post. I'd like to add peanuts/cashews to this fine family
Not the same, slim. Make a nuts thread.
yes because rough ridin' popcorn and pretzels are the same thing as doritos.

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Re: doritos...
« Reply #67 on: February 19, 2014, 01:51:25 PM »
Pretzels and popcorn are the only salty snacks you need
If i may interject on this post. I'd like to add peanuts/cashews to this fine family
Not the same, slim. Make a nuts thread.
yes because rough ridin' popcorn and pretzels are the same thing as doritos.

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They're closer to chips than a nut, bad person. :shakesfist:

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Re: doritos...
« Reply #68 on: February 19, 2014, 01:57:59 PM »
Pretzels and popcorn are the only salty snacks you need
If i may interject on this post. I'd like to add peanuts/cashews to this fine family
Not the same, slim. Make a nuts thread.
yes because rough ridin' popcorn and pretzels are the same thing as doritos.

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They're closer to chips than a nut, bad person. :shakesfist:
fanning you might want to read the part in the above post that mentions salt

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Re: doritos...
« Reply #70 on: February 19, 2014, 02:38:26 PM »
I just don't know why someone would eat doritos when they live in a world where these exist:



art and marys jalapeno chips are still my favorite of all time
I think this is something shared by everyone who has ever tried them.


You're GD right it is!  Art 'n Mary's and a glass of milk, reminds me of childhood.
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« Reply #71 on: February 26, 2014, 10:06:25 PM »
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« Reply #73 on: February 26, 2014, 10:40:54 PM »
I remember when Dillons had the best home brand Cheetos and Corn chips.