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Re: doritos...
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2014, 09:05:03 PM »
Sick of doritos?  Here is a pro-tip:

get a nice plain/salted kettle chip (kettle brand or art and mary's)

get a mixing bowl that has a lid.

mix in
cut 1/2 lime
pepper grinder
worcestershire sauce
hot sauce
with chips and lightly shake.

MUCH better than junky doritos.

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« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2014, 09:11:00 PM »
LOL chip elitists

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« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2014, 09:11:48 PM »
LOL chip elitists

I'm changing lives out here.  What have you done in this thread?

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« Reply #28 on: February 17, 2014, 09:13:51 PM »
those sound very delicious.  looks like wednesday night snak 'n pak is settled

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« Reply #29 on: February 17, 2014, 09:13:59 PM »
LOL chip elitists

I'm changing lives out here.  What have you done in this thread?
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Re: doritos...
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2014, 09:19:39 PM »
This entire thread sucks :flush:
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« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2014, 09:25:12 PM »
LOL chip elitists

I'm changing lives out here.  What have you done in this thread?

I welcome bowls of both Doritos and your gourmet chips into my family room.  Leading by example.  Letting actions speak louder than words.

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« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2014, 09:25:32 PM »
This entire thread sucks :flush:

its about doritos so, yeah, that's kind of the point

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Re: doritos...
« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2014, 09:27:01 PM »
LOL chip elitists

I'm changing lives out here.  What have you done in this thread?

I welcome bowls of both Doritos and your gourmet chips into my family room.  Leading by example.  Letting actions speak louder than words.

people need to know what is out there.  big world, little time to waste, cost/benefit analyzed = up your chip game.

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Re: doritos...
« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2014, 09:27:49 PM »
that looks like a Sunchips bag

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« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2014, 09:29:39 PM »
that looks like a Sunchips bag

so if you are saying there is not a single redeeming quality about doritos then i am ok with that

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Re: doritos...
« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2014, 09:37:42 PM »
I just don't know why someone would eat doritos when they live in a world where these exist:



art and marys jalapeno chips are still my favorite of all time

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Re: doritos...
« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2014, 09:40:38 PM »
y-l_a is welcome here

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« Reply #38 on: February 17, 2014, 09:53:11 PM »
Doritos aren't very good.

I like tortilla chips with dips the best. Probably for a different thread.

Agreed on the jap art n Mary's.

Could you jap chips like you jap popcorn? 

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Re: doritos...
« Reply #39 on: February 17, 2014, 10:26:49 PM »
Pro tip:

1. Head to vending machine.
2. Purchase Garden Salsa Sun Chips.
3. Open bag of Garden Salsa Sun Chips.
5. Consume the chips into your mouth.
6. LIVE THE rough ridin' DREAM!  :gocho:

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Re: doritos...
« Reply #40 on: February 17, 2014, 10:28:15 PM »
Pro tip:

1. Head to vending machine.
2. Purchase Garden Salsa Sun Chips.
3. Open bag of Garden Salsa Sun Chips.
5. Consume the chips into your mouth.
6. LIVE THE rough ridin' DREAM!  :gocho:

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Re: doritos...
« Reply #41 on: February 17, 2014, 10:32:30 PM »
Doritos are okay like once or twice a year.

It's not something I really buy.. Way too syntheticy IMO.

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Re: doritos...
« Reply #42 on: February 18, 2014, 12:17:20 AM »
Doritos are OK and have been for years. For me, D's are a good go-to snack when I'm on the road, stop at a gas station, and need some fun food to tide me over until I get home for some of Mrs. Bones' great cookin'

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Re: doritos...
« Reply #43 on: February 18, 2014, 12:35:19 AM »
man, where were you guys during that one snack off?  I've still got shrapnel in me from the doritos mafia

i stood my ground with you, dude.

I suppose that was somewhere else. twitter maybe? honestly, not a big chip guy, but I like participating in the snack offs so I pick a side.
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Re: doritos...
« Reply #44 on: February 18, 2014, 12:35:55 AM »
Doritos are a lot like every other chip on planet earth. They are just tiding me over until something more substantial comes along.
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Re: doritos...
« Reply #45 on: February 18, 2014, 12:46:38 AM »
 I still like Pringles better than Doritos. Always will.

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« Reply #46 on: February 18, 2014, 02:34:56 AM »

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Re: doritos...
« Reply #47 on: February 18, 2014, 02:40:50 AM »
Munchies also just came out with a jalapeño cheddar version now too, Trim.

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« Reply #48 on: February 18, 2014, 08:46:46 AM »



You realize that's just all the random chips and snack items that fall on their floor over the course of a day, then they sweep it up and package it for morons to consume, right?

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« Reply #49 on: February 18, 2014, 08:48:42 AM »


You realize that's just all the random chips and snack items that fall on their floor over the course of a day, then they sweep it up and package it for morons to consume, right?

D-Rew and I instantly just pictured Third World Cards.