Author Topic: Cheez-It Snack Mix (ranked) (Read 7639 times)

j rake · « **on:** October 03, 2013, 02:55:33 PM »

#1 - Cheez-It. A classic cracker with a great taste. Does just fine on its own. Also, made with real cheese.
#2 - Rice Balls. Some think that Rice Balls are BETTER than Cheez-It, which is ridiculous. Nobody would buy a box of just rice balls.
#3 - Bread slices. When grabbing a handful of Snack Mix, I will often put bread slices back in the box to preserve for later. Wish there were more.
#4 - Pretzel Twists. Three tiny bites, one to break off each symmetrical part. Not great, but decent enough.
#5 - Pretzel Stick. A horrendous waste. These do nothing for me.
#6 - Wheat squares. Taste like wood chips. These should be kicked out of the party. Invite more Bread Slices!

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #1 on:** October 03, 2013, 03:01:29 PM »

i'm gonna slice through the bs and get straight to the point when i say that the cheez-it folks need to up their mix game if they're putting out that crap?

wheat squares-why?
two kinds of pretzels-drugs?
rice balls-lol, not even a real thing.

so go back to the drawing board cheez-it ceo and don't come back until you draw some better alternatives to mix with your sig cheez-it.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #2 on:** October 03, 2013, 03:02:54 PM »

I don't agree w/ rice balls at #2. I'd go:

Cheez-Its
Bread Slices
Pretzel Sticks
Wheat Squares
Pretzel Twists
Rice Balls (gross)

steve dave · « **Reply #3 on:** October 03, 2013, 03:04:01 PM »

the pretzel sticks have pointy ends that can jab the roof of your mouth if you just toss some mix in your mouth without sorting.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #4 on:** October 03, 2013, 03:04:31 PM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on October 03, 2013, 03:02:54 PM

I don't agree w/ rice balls at #2. I'd go:

Cheez-Its
Bread Slices
Pretzel Sticks
Wheat Squares
Pretzel Twists
Rice Balls (gross)

well i've got an even better idea. how about a box of just cheez-its and we tell all that other crap to go catch a cab or something.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 03, 2013, 03:07:10 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on October 03, 2013, 03:04:31 PM

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on October 03, 2013, 03:02:54 PM
I don't agree w/ rice balls at #2. I'd go:

Cheez-Its
Bread Slices
Pretzel Sticks
Wheat Squares
Pretzel Twists
Rice Balls (gross)

well i've got an even better idea. how about a box of just cheez-its and we tell all that other crap to go catch a cab or something.

a cab straight into a fire.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #6 on:** October 03, 2013, 03:08:45 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on October 03, 2013, 03:04:31 PM

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on October 03, 2013, 03:02:54 PM
I don't agree w/ rice balls at #2. I'd go:

Cheez-Its
Bread Slices
Pretzel Sticks
Wheat Squares
Pretzel Twists
Rice Balls (gross)

well i've got an even better idea. how about a box of just cheez-its and we tell all that other crap to go catch a cab or something.

Just regular Cheez-Its? The Hot n Spicy and Pepperjack flavors are pretty dang good.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #7 on:** October 03, 2013, 03:11:06 PM »

pro tip:

step 1- buy a bag of gardettos/chex mix, then buy a box of cheez-its (flavor up to you, theyre all good)
step 2- combine two snacks into one super mix
step 3- enjoy*

*warning, flavors will cause orgasms.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 03, 2013, 03:12:44 PM »

If you're at a party, and pick through the mix in the bowl and just eat certain parts, and I'm at that party and see you doing that, we aren't pals any longer.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #9 on:** October 03, 2013, 03:13:37 PM »

cheez-it ceo-"alright fellas. we know we've got a homerun in cheez-its, but it's all we've got. let's all just take a week to develop another homerun snack. come up with something and make five thousand boxes of it so we can start shipping asap. see you back here in seven days."

---7 days----

cheeze-it ceo-"ok. show me watcha got."
snack developer #1-"i came up with a rice ball"
snack developer #2-"i came up with a wheat cracker"
snack developer #3-"some little bread thing"
snack developer #4-"uh, pretzels"
snack developer #5-"what #4 said, but straight"
cheeze-it ceo-"well this is all obviously crap. let's just take all this crap. mix it together with some cheez-it's and try to sell it. like maybe someone will want cheeze-its and their store will be out of them but they'll see this mix box and say well it's better than nothing. i mean eff me it's our only real option here."

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 03, 2013, 05:48:41 PM »

I think white cheddar Cheez-Its are the best kind.

j rake · « **Reply #11 on:** October 03, 2013, 06:29:33 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on October 03, 2013, 03:13:37 PM

cheez-it ceo-"alright fellas. we know we've got a homerun in cheez-its, but it's all we've got. let's all just take a week to develop another homerun snack. come up with something and make five thousand boxes of it so we can start shipping asap. see you back here in seven days."

---7 days----

cheeze-it ceo-"ok. show me watcha got."
snack developer #1-"i came up with a rice ball"
snack developer #2-"i came up with a wheat cracker"
snack developer #3-"some little bread thing"
snack developer #4-"uh, pretzels"
snack developer #5-"what #4 said, but straight"
cheeze-it ceo-"well this is all obviously crap. let's just take all this crap. mix it together with some cheez-it's and try to sell it. like maybe someone will want cheeze-its and their store will be out of them but they'll see this mix box and say well it's better than nothing. i mean eff me it's our only real option here."

one of my favorite posts ever. great job.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #12 on:** October 03, 2013, 06:33:25 PM »

reduced fat cheez-its are better than regular cheez-its. reg are all greasy and gross.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #13 on:** October 03, 2013, 10:34:41 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on October 03, 2013, 06:33:25 PM

reduced fat cheez-its are better than regular cheez-its. reg are all greasy and gross.

Have been saying this for years.

CHONGS · « **Reply #14 on:** October 03, 2013, 10:37:48 PM »

I like the spicy cheezits. They should make s mix with that and red hot cheetos. And maybe those buffalo wing synders pretzels.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #15 on:** October 04, 2013, 10:08:46 AM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 03, 2013, 05:48:41 PM

I think white cheddar Cheez-Its are the best kind.

yes. love them. and then you can lick the residue off your fingers when you're done (make sure nobody is watching)

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #16 on:** October 04, 2013, 10:15:52 AM »

How can rd convince me not to like something that I used to like? It's rough ridin' weird.

LilSmokyMcIntyre · « **Reply #17 on:** October 04, 2013, 11:04:35 AM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on October 03, 2013, 10:34:41 PM

Quote from: Kat Kid on October 03, 2013, 06:33:25 PM
reduced fat cheez-its are better than regular cheez-its. reg are all greasy and gross.

Have been saying this for years.

This and it's not even close. I know everybody gets all "reduced fat is for bitches" but when the product is clearly better and healthier it seems win/win. It pisses me off when you can't get the jumbo size boxes of RF cheezits like you can get w regular and white cheddar. I can go through a small box in no time. Effing stupid ass CEO.

puniraptor · « **Reply #18 on:** October 05, 2013, 12:54:04 AM »

flaming hot cheetos
beef jerky
beef
chicken satay
jalapeneo popppers
salami rolled with cream cheese around a green onion
rice balls
cheetos
jk rice balls arenet a gd thing
other jerky

pissclams · « **Reply #19 on:** May 02, 2022, 04:45:11 PM »

how about these extra toasty cheez-it’s? delicious

Phil Titola · « **Reply #20 on:** May 02, 2022, 07:14:08 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on May 02, 2022, 04:45:11 PM

how about these extra toasty cheez-it’s? delicious

Yeah I was hoping this was a ranking of actual cheezit types and toasted is the only one who can challenge the original #1 seed

pissclams · « **Reply #21 on:** May 02, 2022, 08:28:37 PM »

r only just got my first box last week