Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?

[Mrs. Gooch]

Yes but might have said I would be there soon about 2 hours before I actually showed up. Man, this just looking worse and worse.

Yeah you should never commit to when you are going to be back from drinking with the guys. It just makes the women more mad when you don't adhere to your commitment. Just say you aren't sure how late you'll be.

[420seriouscat69]

When I was in radio. I use to "date" a girl that would tell me she would meet me at a certain time and showed up like 4 hours later (coked out of her mind) all the time. She ended up cheating on me with Johnny Dare and popped out two children and has two baby daddies. I don't like this path/life style for you, BR. 

[Willesgirl]

Gross. Please tell me you didn't hook up with her after her experience with Johnny Dare.

[Dugout DickStone]

Yes but might have said I would be there soon about 2 hours before I actually showed up. Man, this just looking worse and worse.

All of this is perfectly normal for a earner.  She will get over it.  if she can't, your life with her will be hell and you will get divorced so judge her by what she does

[420seriouscat69]

Gross. Please tell me you didn't hook up with her after her experience with Johnny Dare.

No way. I've been cheated on twice in my life time (that I know of). I've never touched that human being afterwards. I would only be able to think of the other guy hammering home during the process. 

[Willesgirl]

Gross. Please tell me you didn't hook up with her after her experience with Johnny Dare.

No way. I've been cheated on twice in my life time. I've never touched that human being afterwards. I would only be able to think of the other guy hammering home during the process. 

VD averted. 

[Mrs. Gooch]

Gross. Please tell me you didn't hook up with her after her experience with Johnny Dare.

No way. I've been cheated on twice in my life time. I've never touched that human being afterwards. I would only be able to think of the other guy hammering home during the process. 

You never touched her after you found out.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

lets stop talking about fanning and his terrible choices and talk about boom roasted getting boom roasted by his soon to be ex-girlfriend

[420seriouscat69]

Gross. Please tell me you didn't hook up with her after her experience with Johnny Dare.

No way. I've been cheated on twice in my life time. I've never touched that human being afterwards. I would only be able to think of the other guy hammering home during the process. 

You never touched her after you found out.

No way. I got really butthurt.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Gross. Please tell me you didn't hook up with her after her experience with Johnny Dare.

No way. I've been cheated on twice in my life time. I've never touched that human being afterwards. I would only be able to think of the other guy hammering home during the process. 

You never touched her after you found out.

No way. I got really butthurt.

My point is that maybe you banged her between when she banged the other guy and when you found out that she banged the other guy.

[Emo EMAW]

Gross. Please tell me you didn't hook up with her after her experience with Johnny Dare.

No way. I've been cheated on twice in my life time. I've never touched that human being afterwards. I would only be able to think of the other guy hammering home during the process. 

You never touched her after you found out.

No way. I got really butthurt.

My point is that maybe you banged her between when she banged the other guy and when you found out that she banged the other guy.

[slobber]

leftovers ass

If it's really good, then you save some for later. 

[slobber]

leftovers ass

If it's really good, then you save some for later. 

My avi is pretty creepy when I make posts like that.

[420seriouscat69]

Gross. Please tell me you didn't hook up with her after her experience with Johnny Dare.

No way. I've been cheated on twice in my life time. I've never touched that human being afterwards. I would only be able to think of the other guy hammering home during the process. 

You never touched her after you found out.

No way. I got really butthurt.

My point is that maybe you banged her between when she banged the other guy and when you found out that she banged the other guy.

Good point. Maybe I have. Great, all those years of moving on and you destroyed it in one post, Mrs. Gooch. My therapist is going to be so pissed. 

[420seriouscat69]

leftovers ass

If it's really good, then you save some for later. 

My avi is pretty creepy when I make posts like that.

[slobber]

Probably going to need something now.  Happy hour yesterday went from a couple beers to getting to her house at 10:30 when I was supposed to be there by dinnerish.  Already got her a gift and we decided not to go out to eat tonight since we went out Wed.  She bought herself flowers for her apt...

Also, I am pretty hungover right now.

 

i did something like this in college and was in trouble for like, ever

My KC bro went to the grocery store to get milk and ended up in Manhattan for a 'cats football game. STILL MARRIED!

[Spracne]

Guys, I scored the hottest ticket in town last night.  Sold out show and virtually impossible to find on the secondary market.  The only tickets left on stubhub were the worst in the joint and were going for $400/ea.  Spent all day ctrl-r'ing on craigslist and found a guy whose gf got stuck on the east coast.  Had a shady craigslist meetup, didn't get murdered and am like 99.9% sure I didn't get scammed.  Pulled the old DIAB trick, only instead of The Big Ticket being in the box, there were actually big tickets.  WoW!

[Emo EMAW]

Guys, I scored the hottest ticket in town last night.  Sold out show and virtually impossible to find on the secondary market.  The only tickets left on stubhub were the worst in the joint and were going for $400/ea.  Spent all day ctrl-r'ing on craigslist and found a guy whose gf got stuck on the east coast.  Had a shady craigslist meetup, didn't get murdered and am like 99.9% sure I didn't get scammed.  Pulled the old DIAB trick, only instead of The Big Ticket being in the box, there were actually big tickets.  WoW!

Like bigger than 8.5 x 11?  How big?  Like ANSI D size big? 

[Boom Roasted]

Yes but might have said I would be there soon about 2 hours before I actually showed up. Man, this just looking worse and worse.

if it makes you feel any better, today won't be the worst of it.  it'll be casually brought up in unrelated discussions for years until she dies

yep, no doubt about it.

[Spracne]

Yes but might have said I would be there soon about 2 hours before I actually showed up. Man, this just looking worse and worse.

if it makes you feel any better, today won't be the worst of it.  it'll be casually brought up in unrelated discussions for years until she dies

yep, no doubt about it.

I doubt staying late at a happy hour for a departing colleague will cast a pall on your relationship that persists for years.  She'll get over it, and if she gives you any lip, just beat her with a sack of sweet Valencia oranges.

[Boom Roasted]

lets stop talking about fanning and his terrible choices and talk about boom roasted getting boom roasted by his soon to be ex-girlfriend

Making progress though!  Shes answering texts and not being too mad in them.  Pretty sure i am going to stop by Thai Place on the way home from work and bring home her favorite meal from there.

[XocolateThundarr]

lets stop talking about fanning and his terrible choices and talk about boom roasted getting boom roasted by his soon to be ex-girlfriend

Making progress though!  Shes answering texts and not being too mad in them.  Pretty sure i am going to stop by Thai Place on the way home from work and bring home her favorite meal from there.

I think you are setting the bar too high already.  What is going to happen when you pull this crap once you get married?  It will make things much easier if she knows up front that you will lose track of time every once in awhile when drinking with buds/business associates.  You should be cool as long as it doesn't turn into a frequent occurrence.

[420seriouscat69]

lets stop talking about fanning and his terrible choices and talk about boom roasted getting boom roasted by his soon to be ex-girlfriend

Making progress though!  Shes answering texts and not being too mad in them.  Pretty sure i am going to stop by Thai Place on the way home from work and bring home her favorite meal from there.

You should have sent her flowers to her work like 4 hours ago, bud.

[Boom Roasted]

lets stop talking about fanning and his terrible choices and talk about boom roasted getting boom roasted by his soon to be ex-girlfriend

Making progress though!  Shes answering texts and not being too mad in them.  Pretty sure i am going to stop by Thai Place on the way home from work and bring home her favorite meal from there.

You should have sent her flowers to her work like 4 hours ago, bud.

Would have but case worker and drives around visiting clients all day.  I think it will be good. 

[Winters]

dippin' dots