Which one are you?

[Daddy Claxton]

Since the shoe thread was so much fun, check this out:

http://lifestyle.msn.com/your-look/well-groomed-male/staticslideshowes.aspx?cp-documentid=23563167

I classify myself as "The Professional" and little bit of "Minimalist".  Based on my relatively limited knowledge of your goEMAW personas, I would say:

Powerhouse: Ghost of Stan Parrish (probably more of a high level "Professional", but the closest to the "Powerhouse" on this board)
Wasp: Steve Dave
Professional: Limestone
Workman: WillieWannabe (kind of a guess but you said you wear Wolverines)
Italiano: Pissclams
Woodsman: I'm sure there is an avid hunter on here.  Please identify yourself.
Sportsman: KSU_Fan
Minimalist: Chum1
The Trad: MichiganCat (don't really like this classification, but couldn't come up with a "Trad" or a good classifciation for MICat)
Rocker: Rick Daris
The Roller: 42Ydstick

[kso_FAN]

Pretty accurate assessment.  Hard to just pick one; I'd say I'm probably Sportsman/Workman/Woodsman mix.  Can't be any of the others, I wear a tie about once every 5 years.

[steve dave]

Wasp: Steve Dave

Hard to argue because of:

Pickup line: "Your collar looks like it could use some popping."

But if I had to self classify (which shouldn't ever be allowed since it's like giving yourself a nickname) I'd say minimalist because I rock almost exclusively solids and will never wear a watch.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Wasp: Steve Dave

Hard to argue because of:

Pickup line: "Your collar looks like it could use some popping."

But if I had to self classify (which shouldn't ever be allowed since it's like giving yourself a nickname) I'd say minimalist because I rock almost exclusively solids and will never wear a watch.

this reminds me of something. i'd like to be called big dawg from now on. thanks guys.

[WillieWatanabe]

Workman: WillieWannabe (kind of a guess but you said you wear Wolverines)

Not exactly the kind of wolverines you were probably thinking of...but oh well.

Durashock 

[Daddy Claxton]

(which shouldn't ever be allowed since it's like giving yourself a nickname)

You should take it up with the editors of Esquire; they asked the question.

[steve dave]

(which shouldn't ever be allowed since it's like giving yourself a nickname)

You should take it up with the editors of Esquire; they asked the question.

I was qualifying my post not bashing yours  

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Why would a "workman" own a $1500 blazer?

[WillieWatanabe]

Why would a "workman" own a $1500 blazer?

 

[The1BigWillie]

that's the gayest crap i've ever seen.  All those guys are faggots in that piece.

[Daddy Claxton]

that's the gayest crap i've ever seen.  All those guys are froggots in that piece.

I'll pencil you in as the "Woodsman".

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

Ha!  Yeah, not quite the Powerhouse, as you said.  Although I do have a suit and black cap-toe oxfords on today, it's not a power suit.  I'm way more like the Professional (with aspirations to the Wasp).  If we're going by music on my mp3, I was literally listening to Jay-Z this morning as I walked to the train, so that puts me over the top into "the Professional" category.

[pissclams]

loved this-

Cause for stress: Barney F--king Frank.

[felix rex]

Probably 80/20 Minimalist/Professional. Would be full-blown minimalist, but my wife keeps buying my colorful stuff.

[pissclams]

very difficult.  i would love to own that David Yurman watch although i do have some of his cufflinks. 

[michigancat]

Trad is actually pretty close!  Although minimalist is also close.  Probably 60/40

pissclams is the Polo shirt guy  (was he a category?)