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Offline aggie_station

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Uncle Tim
« on: February 05, 2014, 12:15:24 PM »
said goEMAW is suppose to do something that I think is anatomically impossible but some on here are pretty creative, so who knows. Anyway GPC will be up and running with recruiting news soon. As Uncle Tim says we don't copy news, we create.


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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2014, 12:17:22 PM »
I have a real life Uncle Tim and he would never say any of those things.

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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2014, 12:18:17 PM »
he doesn't create news.  he reports news.  he's just too stupid to understand the difference.  oh well, i guess that's just the Life of Fitz.


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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2014, 12:18:41 PM »
create news?  :lol:

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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2014, 12:20:29 PM »
he doesn't create news.  he reports news.  he's just too stupid to understand the difference.  oh well, i guess that's just the Life of Fitz.

Not true, Clams.  I think they fabricate news all the time, but sometimes they have to sit on it for a while before they can fabricate it.

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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2014, 12:22:26 PM »
i guess "it's patterson" did create news.  as did their servers dying on signing day, that's news.  as does his creepy cyber-stalking of 18 year old girls. 


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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2014, 12:24:20 PM »
gE creates much more news than gpc.  Those arkansas and west virginia news outlets reported on the news we created, just off the top of my head.

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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2014, 12:25:24 PM »
said goEMAW is suppose to do something that I think is anatomically impossible but some on here are pretty creative, so who knows. Anyway GPC will be up and running with recruiting news soon. As Uncle Tim says we don't copy news, we create.

lunch is over then?

man i could go for some so long

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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2014, 12:26:46 PM »
gE creates much more news than gpc.  Those arkansas and west virginia news outlets reported on the news we created, just off the top of my head.

Also when people called Michael Dixon.

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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2014, 12:27:25 PM »
Is Tim an enchanter?  Can he guide us to the Bridge of Death?
« Last Edit: February 05, 2014, 12:53:14 PM by Big Sam »

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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2014, 03:53:10 PM »
Let's not forget the bowl coverage fiasco, and the news they created to explain it.

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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2014, 04:00:26 PM »
What the eff are you insinuating here?

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times and I'll say it again: goEMAW can go eff their collective selves.

Ban me if you want.

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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2014, 04:06:46 PM »
 :sdeek:

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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2014, 04:09:15 PM »
That doesn't sound too anatomically impossible...was hoping to learn some angliski jazik.

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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2014, 04:16:15 PM »
What the eff are you insinuating here?

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times and I'll say it again: goEMAW can go eff their collective selves.

Ban me if you want.

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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2014, 04:19:58 PM »
What the eff are you insinuating here?

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times and I'll say it again: goEMAW can go eff their collective selves.

Ban me if you want.

Hey GoP guy. My kid was reading this site over my shoulder and I don't appreciate your foul language!

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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2014, 04:26:52 PM »
What the eff are you insinuating here?

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times and I'll say it again: goEMAW can go eff their collective selves.

Ban me if you want.

Hey GoP guy. My kid was reading this site over my shoulder and I don't appreciate your foul language!
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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2014, 04:28:00 PM »
What the eff are you insinuating here?

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times and I'll say it again: goEMAW can go eff their collective selves.

Ban me if you want.

Family site bro.  Maybe all of the filth on your site is why it keeps crashing

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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2014, 04:31:54 PM »
What in the world!  My 4 year old just read that, and now he's running around screaming "eff yourself" at the dog and his sister!!

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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2014, 04:33:05 PM »
GPC is one of my favorite socks, keep up the good work Tim, you big sack of crap.
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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #20 on: February 05, 2014, 05:13:16 PM »
What the eff are you insinuating here?

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times and I'll say it again: goEMAW can go eff their collective selves.

Ban me if you want.

Dude, you have to really bring the gusto is you're trying to get banned.   

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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #21 on: February 05, 2014, 08:34:22 PM »
What the eff are you insinuating here?

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times and I'll say it again: goEMAW can go eff their collective selves.

Ban me if you want.


GoPowercat.com, your reporting/creating is so inaccurate that when you wrote that you said that a millions times, I know that you didn't actually say that a million times.


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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #22 on: February 05, 2014, 09:42:30 PM »
Maybe everyone should just cheeeel. We're all cat fans, and this obsession with gpc and vice versa is so damn weird.. perhaps someone can fill me in on the reason for all the hate.

Perhaps it's the affinity of lack thereof for tucked in shirts from each side. Seems silly that fashion should cause such a strong rift between staters.

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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2014, 09:48:14 PM »
Bazoingaz amirite?  :fatty:

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Re: Uncle Tim
« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2014, 09:51:11 PM »
So this guy with premature ejaculation... comes out of nowhere.