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The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« on: April 05, 2010, 03:04:01 PM »
i pick amy



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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2010, 03:05:30 PM »
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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2010, 03:07:06 PM »
matt is pretty selfish imo.


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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2010, 03:08:28 PM »
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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2010, 03:08:38 PM »
matt is pretty selfish imo.

he's building a shoddy amusement park in his backyard

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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2010, 03:12:56 PM »
matt is pretty selfish imo.

he's building a shoddy amusement park in his backyard

For $8 you can have some of his dirt

http://www.shoproloff.com/roloff-farms-dirt.html

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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2010, 03:23:02 PM »
already have a ton of their dirt, its awesome


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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2010, 03:25:24 PM »
The normal sized one. :dunno:

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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2010, 03:53:36 PM »
The daughter.  Pretty sure she is the only one that stands any chance of living a normal life.  Course, she need to GTFO of that house ASAP.

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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2010, 05:03:57 PM »
yeah. probably the daughter. used to think the youngest boy cause he used to look a lot like a young fred savage but then he got nailed by that pumpkin shooter thing and has been a rough ridin' pussy ever since.

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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2010, 06:04:08 PM »
yeah. probably the daughter. used to think the youngest boy cause he used to look a lot like a young fred savage but then he got nailed by that pumpkin shooter thing and has been a fracking pussy ever since.
ya really, what kind of father would let their kid man the pumpkin shooter?


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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2010, 06:07:10 PM »
The dwarf twin. He's by far the best

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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2010, 06:10:35 PM »
yeah. probably the daughter. used to think the youngest boy cause he used to look a lot like a young fred savage but then he got nailed by that pumpkin shooter thing and has been a fracking pussy ever since.
ya really, what kind of father would let their kid man the pumpkin shooter?

a pos one?  :dunno:

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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2010, 06:23:22 PM »
Duggars are way better.

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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2010, 06:57:32 PM »
Duggars are way better.

Who's your favorite Duggar?  Mine's the one with the massively saggy and blown out vagina. 

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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2010, 06:59:46 PM »
I like the ones that make the chocolates.  Seems like an appropriate job, very Willy Wonka/Oompa Loompa-ish

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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2010, 07:20:04 PM »
 The one that is a doctor. Wait, do I have my midget shows mixed up?  I need to ask Mrs.SF.

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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2010, 07:34:10 PM »
she seems weird to me.  do not like midget doctor.


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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2010, 08:05:31 PM »
What if there was a family with 19 kids who also happened to be "little people?"  TLC would probably call it "The Perfect Show" or something like that.

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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2010, 08:14:05 PM »
Roloff Farms during pumpkin season would be a great Pak opportunity

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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2010, 08:45:10 PM »
One time I saw 2 little people full on fist fighting at the Shamrock, on St Pats day.  That would have made one helluva tv show.

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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2010, 10:01:35 PM »
Duggars are way better.

Who's your favorite Duggar?  Mine's the one with the massively saggy and blown out vagina. 

My favorites the one that starts with J. Wait....they all start with J

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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2010, 10:06:59 PM »
Roloff Farms during pumpkin season would be a great Pak opportunity
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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2010, 10:50:39 PM »

amy roloff, she's hottt

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Re: The Roloffs, pick your favorite
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2010, 10:51:50 PM »

Oops, this roloff