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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #125 on: January 30, 2014, 12:03:22 PM »
jevon is beautiful in that picture. it would be a crime against humanity to cover him up.

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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #126 on: January 30, 2014, 12:20:24 PM »
what if we came up with some sort of stevie wonder-like nickname for every player on our team?

will- sleevie wonder
wes- stevie wunder
shane- shanie wonder
DJamer- DJamer stevie wonder
thomas- stevie Thomas wonder
nino- steno wonder

etc...

don't ruin it.  you have a good thing going with Sleevie Wonder. 

like spracne said, sleevie wonder doesn't even make sense


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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #127 on: January 30, 2014, 12:32:35 PM »
what if we came up with some sort of stevie wonder-like nickname for every player on our team?

will- sleevie wonder
wes- stevie wunder
shane- shanie wonder
DJamer- DJamer stevie wonder
thomas- stevie Thomas wonder
nino- steno wonder

etc...

don't ruin it.  you have a good thing going with Sleevie Wonder. 

like spracne said, sleevie wonder doesn't even make sense

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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #128 on: January 30, 2014, 01:27:47 PM »
Hey guys, maybe if Sprads had just now started wearing sleeves we could call him Sleevie Wonder. Then it'd make sense.

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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #129 on: January 30, 2014, 01:29:32 PM »
what if we came up with some sort of stevie wonder-like nickname for every player on our team?

will- sleevie wonder
wes- stevie wunder
shane- shanie wonder
DJamer- DJamer stevie wonder
thomas- stevie Thomas wonder
nino- steno wonder

etc...

don't ruin it.  you have a good thing going with Sleevie Wonder. 

like spracne said, sleevie wonder doesn't even make sense

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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #130 on: January 30, 2014, 01:30:21 PM »
No-Sleevie Wonder Bread 3 point delivery system.com

Bam. Nickname decided.

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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #131 on: January 30, 2014, 02:11:26 PM »
Sleeveless in Seaton Hall

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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #132 on: January 30, 2014, 02:13:20 PM »


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Re: no undershirt will
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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #134 on: January 30, 2014, 02:39:50 PM »
Just curious since no one seems to have addressed it so far.. . .is it possible his shoulders have only recently cleared up? That he finally feels comfortable showing them off? I had a bad case of the acne when I was in high school and I often wore a goofy undershirt under my jersey.  Just a thought.  But my favorite explanation remains the one about him shedding the shirt like the oppression of his father and Frank. I still lauvh at how perfect of an explanation that is.  :ROFL:

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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #135 on: January 30, 2014, 02:57:02 PM »

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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #136 on: January 30, 2014, 03:06:27 PM »
Just curious since no one seems to have addressed it so far.. . .is it possible his shoulders have only recently cleared up? That he finally feels comfortable showing them off? I had a bad case of the acne when I was in high school and I often wore a goofy undershirt under my jersey.  Just a thought.  But my favorite explanation remains the one about him shedding the shirt like the oppression of his father and Frank. I still lauvh at how perfect of an explanation that is.  :ROFL:

the first explanation is more plausible and also more funny than the second one that you are rolling on the floor laughing about, imo.
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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #137 on: January 30, 2014, 03:09:47 PM »
Just curious since no one seems to have addressed it so far.. . .is it possible his shoulders have only recently cleared up? That he finally feels comfortable showing them off? I had a bad case of the acne when I was in high school and I often wore a goofy undershirt under my jersey.  Just a thought.  But my favorite explanation remains the one about him shedding the shirt like the oppression of his father and Frank. I still lauvh at how perfect of an explanation that is.  :ROFL:

the first explanation is more plausible and also more funny than the second one that you are rolling on the floor laughing about, imo.

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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #138 on: January 30, 2014, 03:17:16 PM »
what if we came up with some sort of stevie wonder-like nickname for every player on our team?

will- sleevie wonder
wes- stevie wunder
shane- shanie wonder
DJamer- DJamer stevie wonder
thomas- stevie Thomas wonder
nino- steno wonder

etc...

don't ruin it.  you have a good thing going with Sleevie Wonder. 

like spracne said, sleevie wonder doesn't even make sense

don't talk to me about nicknames for players, piss delivery system dot clams

sorry that i've nicknamed every current former basketball and football player b/c some people just have a knack for these things


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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #139 on: January 30, 2014, 03:29:16 PM »
Sleeveless in Seaton Hall


Now that he's sleeveless, do you think the opposing team actually calls out "SHOOTER!" when he's open now?

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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #140 on: January 30, 2014, 04:07:57 PM »
Undershirts are a curse.

Will takes his off, does good

Foster puts his on and sucks
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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #141 on: January 30, 2014, 04:10:44 PM »
Well I'm sleeveless when it comes to KSU Cats U
I'll do anything you want me to
I'll do anything at all

And I'm standing here for all the world to see
Oh baby that's what's left of me
Didn't have very far to fall

You know now I'm not a man who's ever been
Insecure about the world I've been livin' in
I don't break easy I have my pride
But if you need to be satisfied

I'm sleeveless, oh honey I don't have a prayer
Every time I see you standin' there
I go down upon my knees

And I'm changin' swore I'd never compromise
Oh but oscar convinced me otherwise
I'll do anything to please

You see in all my life I've never found
What I couldn't resist what I couldn't turn down
I could walk away from anyone I ever knew
But I can't walk away from you

I have never let anything have this much control over me
I work too hard to call my life my own
And I've made myself a world and it's worked so perfectly
But it's Bruces's world now I can't refuse
I've never had so much to lose
Oh I'm sleeveless

You know it should be easy for a man who's strong
To say he's sorry or admit when he's wrong
I've never lost anything I've ever missed
But I've never been in love like this

The ball is out of my hands
I'm sleeveless, I have all the power now
Cats will crush you anyhow
As I let the ball go

Oh I'm sleeveless, sleeveless as a man can be
You won't make a total fool of me
I just wanted to you to know

Oh I'm sleeveless
I just wanted you to know
Oh I'm sleeveless
Get down on your knees...sleeveless
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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #142 on: January 30, 2014, 05:46:01 PM »


Quote from: Beems
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Does he have that Michael Jackson skin disease? His arms look like neapolitan ice cream.

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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #143 on: January 31, 2014, 11:40:04 PM »
http://www.kansascity.com/2014/01/31/4790325/kansas-states-will-spradling-goes.html

Will confirms that he will never wear sleeves again. Hopefully he can get in Foster's ear and get him to shed his sleeves.
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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #144 on: January 31, 2014, 11:45:35 PM »
http://www.kansascity.com/2014/01/31/4790325/kansas-states-will-spradling-goes.html

Will confirms that he will never wear sleeves again. Hopefully he can get in Foster's ear and get him to shed his sleeves.

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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #145 on: February 01, 2014, 12:39:14 AM »
http://www.kansascity.com/2014/01/31/4790325/kansas-states-will-spradling-goes.html

Will confirms that he will never wear sleeves again. Hopefully he can get in Foster's ear and get him to shed his sleeves.

No undershirt Marcus. Oh man. :love:

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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #146 on: February 01, 2014, 07:37:19 PM »
Guys...the Cats are 1-2 with NuWill and 4-2 with UWill. PUT THE UNDERSHIRT BACK ON!!
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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #147 on: February 01, 2014, 08:05:03 PM »
shirtless will still with the matador defense, that guy is like a saloon door

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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #148 on: February 01, 2014, 09:22:53 PM »
Guys, you haven't even seen anything close to the best NuWill has to offer

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Re: no undershirt will
« Reply #149 on: February 02, 2014, 12:30:11 AM »
Guys, you haven't even seen anything close to the best NuWill has to offer

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Unless he plans on dishing it out against uk, then I dont rough ridin' care
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