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Prize highlights (in order of appearance):
Authentic Cuban Dinner Prepared by Coach Martin (1st item listed)
Enjoy the Frank Martin
lifestyle (ed. italics added-- wtf did Lon Floyd write this?) with this dinner for ten people. Coach Martin will personally cook and serve an authentic Cuban dinner in his home.
Donated By: Frank and Anya Martin
Father-Son Baseball Trip with John Currie (ed. I'll be Dad this time Johnnie)
Three fathers and their sons will join Athletic Director John Currie and his son for an exciting afternoon of Royals baseball (ed. oh boy).
Donated by: K-State Athletics
Poolside Party with Coach Snyder and Staff (ed. Snyder will be wearing a wool suit, but with wingtips and cotton argyle socks to show that he can be "cas")
Thirty couples will enjoy a catered meal by the pool with one of the most legendary coaches in college football. The 2010 staff will also be present to autograph the football that will provided for each of the purchasing couples.
Donated by: K-State Athletics
Whodunit at the President's House (ed. Wefald should be the surprise/masked phantom/villian)
Donated By: K-State Athletics
Personal Training with of the best!!!!!!!! (ed. actually 8 exclamation marks, probably should have been more)
Experience the ultimate in personal training with renowned strength and conditioning coach Scott Greenawalt. BUFF.......that will be your goal and is not just for you guys......gals, Scott can also design a program to get you in shape for summer. (ed. this should be something you buy someone else as an enormous f you. I could imagine nothing I would enjoy less than falling under the command of Greenawalt)
Donated by: Scott Greenawalt