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but really, my vote goes to The Native Son

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but really, my vote goes to The Native Son

mehhh its okay.

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I'm calling him Lambda Chi Alex, I don't give a crap what the rest of you call him.

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We should just call the entire offense The Deltonics.

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look, we are like a week and five pages in on this thing and honestly there is just no good play on words that is going to work here. optimus klein isn't knocking on that door you guys is what i'm saying. so let's go a different route.

i'm going to throw "king tut" into the mix. why? no idea. first thing that came to my mind. all hale the king. king tut alex delton.

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king tut alex delton.

what if someone gets confused and tries to king tut him though?  he's underage.

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Duke Delton

Always bet on Duke.

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Delton With The Wind
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When he hits other players so hard they bruise: Delt Welt
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instead of saying he threw for 300 yards we say 300 skymiles
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Fly Delton

Because quarterbacks are the same. Only people make the difference.

http://www.delta.com/content/www/en_US/about-delta/corporate-information/trademarks-slogans.html

The Quarterback with the big jets wouldn't be bad, either.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2014, 04:48:46 PM by Rage Against the McKee »

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johnny rico is the stud in that movie bro
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I'm not naive enough to think that Alex Destiny is a sure-fire hit, but it's plenty better than most of these suggestions.  This is so frustrating.  None of these really capture what I know in my heart Alex will be.

As unsavory as it is, we may simply need to wait and watch Alex play before we name him. 

Maybe I'll just call him The Governor.  I mean if that Hoiberg goof ball can be "the mayor," Alex sure as crap can be the Governor.  Hell, our current Governor is a K-State grad (BIRTHER PIT!).  Frankly, there is a pretty decent chance that he winds up being the actual Governor of this State some day.