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Offline BigCat

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Top five things you wish you could be...
« on: March 31, 2010, 12:41:28 AM »
To this day, the top five occupations I wish I had:

Astronaut
Cowboy
Hippie
Insurance Adjuster
Indiana Jones


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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2010, 12:42:31 AM »
In no particular order. Being a hippie and/or astronaut would probably be the funnest. :gocho:



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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2010, 12:59:16 AM »
professional bull rider.

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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2010, 01:19:11 AM »
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Dog the Bounty Hunter

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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2010, 05:11:43 AM »
Porn star
Porn star
Porn star
Porn star
Porn star

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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2010, 06:51:29 AM »
Porn star
Porn star
Porn star
Porn star
Porn star

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I, as the magic genie grant your wish.

 *poof*  You're a gay porn star.

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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2010, 07:30:30 AM »
Independantly wealthy

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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2010, 09:06:18 AM »
middle infielder/utility player. spray hitter. hustle. grit. knows how to play the game/get the extra base.

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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2010, 09:08:56 AM »
The Dude, Backcountry Skier, Author, Screenwriter, Producer.

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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2010, 09:16:57 AM »
Movie Star - then I could be in the front row at the OOD EMAW'ing my ass off, always doing "junk-its" with k-state stuff on
College Student - like a fountain of youth type thing where I'm constantly a 21 year old junior who looks and smells great
A HS P.E. Teacher - wearing sweats everyday?  Where do I sign up.
A british spy - just seems kind of fun, like James Bond fun.
Movie Critic - just get to watch movies everyday and get paid for it.  Ridiculously fun.

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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2010, 09:20:38 AM »

Video board director/in-charge-guy for KSU
Writer (probably sketch comedy or commercials, NOT novels  :barf:)
Movie Reviewer for Maxim-esque publication
Actor on Yacht Rock (channel 101)
Vampire (the kind with a soul and stuff)





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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2010, 09:32:17 AM »
An already famous actor, not the struggling, going to commit suicide type
A screenwriter
A good professional basketball player
A professional golfer
The only male guard in an all female prison

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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2010, 09:32:31 AM »
GP Motorcycle Racer
The best KSU FB coach that was ever here (win at least 2 NC)
The best KSU BB coach that was ever here (win at least 2 NC)
Guardian of a white sand beach
Hugh Hefner
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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2010, 09:33:19 AM »
An already famous actor, not the struggling, going to commit suicide type
A screenwriter
A good professional basketball player
A professional golfer
The only male guard in an all female prison for playmates

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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2010, 10:13:47 AM »
Pretty happy with me, bro's.   :dunno:

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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2010, 10:25:13 AM »
1. Vacation Spot Reviewer
2. Ski bum
3. Lead singer of a good band
4. K-State's personal trainer for basketball and football
5. Anyone with a great paying and easy stay-at-home job

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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2010, 10:30:49 AM »
Pretty sure I'm gonna go with rich and unemployed here.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2010, 10:32:39 AM »
Photographer - SI Swimsuit and Lingerie type
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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2010, 10:42:50 AM »
Bullpen catcher for any MLB team. 
Megan Foxx's toilet seat
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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2010, 11:02:24 AM »
1.   Dental Hygienist
2.   Art Dealer
3.   Assistant Producer
4.   Goldsmith
5.   Drug Lord

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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2010, 11:05:21 AM »
Drug lord's a good pick. Long-term outlook's not so great, but would be a fantastic ride replete with curvy Latina women.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2010, 05:40:16 PM »
1)  NBA player <-- rock star of the sports world.

2)  Keyboardist in an awesome rock band, who gets to open some shows alone on stage at a big frigging grand piano playing some opening riff that sets everybody in the arena off.

3)  Gonzo journalist

4)  President of K-State

5)  College basketball coach

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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2010, 05:50:46 PM »
Ryan Reynolds
Ryan Reynolds
Ryan Reynolds
Ryan Reynolds
Ryan Reynolds



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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2010, 05:56:17 PM »
Bodyguard for famous/hot actress/singer
Food critic (not that I think I would be good at this, just want to eat out for a change)
Owner of a popular MMORPG
Personal pilot for someone famous
Professional air-breather

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Re: Top five things you wish you could be...
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2010, 07:18:40 PM »
Big time chef
Food Critic
Expedition leader (doing something crazy/stupid)
Richard Branson (not the Oklahoma version)