Movie Star - then I could be in the front row at the OOD EMAW'ing my ass off, always doing "junk-its" with k-state stuff on
College Student - like a fountain of youth type thing where I'm constantly a 21 year old junior who looks and smells great
A HS P.E. Teacher - wearing sweats everyday? Where do I sign up.
A british spy - just seems kind of fun, like James Bond fun.
Movie Critic - just get to watch movies everyday and get paid for it. Ridiculously fun.