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Re: Flopping
« Reply #25 on: January 04, 2014, 06:51:52 PM »
smart flops on defense.  yes indeed.


Well, he didn't today. :dunno:

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Re: Flopping
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2014, 06:55:13 PM »
smart flops on defense.  yes indeed.


Well, he didn't today. :dunno:

obvs u  missed the flop with Gip.  when they went to the monitor bc the flop was so exagerated. 

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Re: Flopping
« Reply #27 on: January 04, 2014, 06:57:44 PM »
smart flops on defense.  yes indeed.


Well, he didn't today. :dunno:

obvs u  missed the flop with Gi.  when they went to the monitor bc the flop was so exagerated.

No, I saw that.

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Re: Flopping
« Reply #28 on: January 04, 2014, 06:58:57 PM »
maybe not picked up on tv but students chanted " you're a flopper" for the rest of the game.

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Re: Flopping
« Reply #29 on: January 04, 2014, 07:00:12 PM »
maybe not picked up on tv but students chanted " you're a flopper" for the rest of the game.

picked up extremely well on TV, actually

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Re: Flopping
« Reply #30 on: January 04, 2014, 07:01:30 PM »
smart flops on defense.  yes indeed.


Well, he didn't today. :dunno:


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Re: Flopping
« Reply #31 on: January 04, 2014, 07:03:07 PM »
I know its just his shtick, but it would be great to get a gif of that blatant flop.

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Re: Flopping
« Reply #32 on: January 04, 2014, 07:13:06 PM »
It is rough ridin' pathetic how frequently it works, a stunning indictment of how atrocious the jaundiced sad sacks they hire to officiate actually are.
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Re: Flopping
« Reply #33 on: January 04, 2014, 07:17:07 PM »
nba rules.  that'd fix it. 

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Re: Flopping
« Reply #34 on: January 04, 2014, 07:21:40 PM »
The NBA rules are idiotic. As people have said, flipping puts you in a terrible position - an easy layup should be punishment enough.

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Re: Flopping
« Reply #35 on: January 04, 2014, 07:29:19 PM »
The NBA rules are idiotic. As people have said, flipping puts you in a terrible position - an easy layup should be punishment enough.

what about when the player is on offense, or away from the ball, or on the perimeter?  flopping puts bitches on the ft line and puts good defenders in foul trouble. 

whats idiotic about the nba rule, except  for the fact that there's no longer flopping in the nba?

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Re: Flopping
« Reply #36 on: January 04, 2014, 07:32:24 PM »
L'bryan Nash literally fell down after every layup. It was Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

If your take away from watching that game was that it was well officiated and flopping isn't a problem, you're a rough ridin' idiot.
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Re: Flopping
« Reply #37 on: January 04, 2014, 07:33:52 PM »
Someone should post what the NBA rule is since like 5 people on this blog even mildly follow the NBA.
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Re: Flopping
« Reply #38 on: January 04, 2014, 07:35:56 PM »
The NBA is staged, like pro wrestling
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Re: Flopping
« Reply #39 on: January 04, 2014, 07:39:15 PM »
maybe not picked up on tv but students chanted " you're a flopper" for the rest of the game.

The second time our fans chanted I was able to catch the "you're a flopper" chant by our faithful. The first time they chanted I thought I heard them saying "euro baller". I suppose they are interchangeable and equally acceptable.

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Re: Flopping
« Reply #40 on: January 04, 2014, 07:40:13 PM »
 welp I was mistaken.  thought nba gave technicals.   actually only fines and suspension.

ncaa  should be technicals  and, ultimately,  suspensions.


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Re: Flopping
« Reply #41 on: January 04, 2014, 07:40:25 PM »
The NBA rules are idiotic. As people have said, flipping puts you in a terrible position - an easy layup should be punishment enough.

what about when the player is on offense, or away from the ball, or on the perimeter?  flopping puts bitches on the ft line and puts good defenders in foul trouble. 

whats idiotic about the nba rule, except  for the fact that there's no longer flopping in the nba?

If the defenders don't touch them, nothing gets called.

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Re: Flopping
« Reply #42 on: January 04, 2014, 07:42:26 PM »
The NBA is staged, like pro wrestling

This.  The Miami Heat are like NWO and Lebron is Hollywood Hogan.

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Re: Flopping
« Reply #43 on: January 04, 2014, 07:43:21 PM »
Also re: the NBA, what's the deal when they stop play and go shoot 1 free throw at the other end. Seems like a dumb rule. (maybe flopping related  :dunno:)
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Re: Flopping
« Reply #44 on: January 04, 2014, 07:47:20 PM »
The NBA rules are awful. The only NBA rule that I would like to see in college is the 24 second shot clock.

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Re: Flopping
« Reply #45 on: January 04, 2014, 07:49:06 PM »
smart flops on defense.  yes indeed.


Well, he didn't today. :dunno:

obvs u  missed the flop with Gi.  when they went to the monitor bc the flop was so exagerated.

No, I saw that.
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Re: Flopping
« Reply #46 on: January 04, 2014, 07:51:27 PM »
The NBA rules are awful. The only NBA rule that I would like to see in college is the 24 second shot clock.

NBA rules are the absolute best.  Which is why the NBA is so much more fun to watch than the college game.

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Re: Flopping
« Reply #47 on: January 04, 2014, 07:52:12 PM »
The NBA rules are awful. The only NBA rule that I would like to see in college is the 24 second shot clock.

NBA rules are the absolute best.  Which is why the NBA is so much more fun to watch than the college game.

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Re: Flopping
« Reply #48 on: January 04, 2014, 07:53:32 PM »
Smart had clear foul on Gip on the layup Gip made to put us up 5 with about a minute to play.  No call.  5 seconds later markel ran into the back of spradling and shot two.

The most hilarious flop was the one by brown where he threw his head back, lost the ball OB, faked a leg injury then trotted down the court.
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Re: Flopping
« Reply #49 on: January 04, 2014, 07:54:38 PM »
From what I'm reading here, there are a lot of goemawers that probably still think pro wrestling is real.
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