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Ricky Martin
« on: March 30, 2010, 03:32:10 PM »
Is gay.

Who saw this one coming?   :dunno:


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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2010, 03:33:03 PM »
He is very attractive.  All the (I'm too stupid to find a better word than gay) ones are.
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2010, 03:33:35 PM »
I bet his house looks like the inside of a pottery barn
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2010, 03:34:17 PM »
Quote from: pissclams on March 30, 2010, 03:33:35 PM
I bet his house looks like the inside of a pottery barn

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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2010, 03:40:40 PM »
I mentioned this to Limestone earlier, but what do you want to bet that “Living la vita loca” was all along just a euphemism for unprotected anal sex?
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2010, 03:50:32 PM »
Quote from: Pete on March 30, 2010, 03:40:40 PM
I mentioned this to Limestone earlier, but what do you want to bet that “Living la vita loca” was all along just a euphemism for unprotected anal sex?

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"he'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain"

Now, I can see nothing but gheysecks euphemisms in that song.
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2010, 05:36:12 PM »
I'm sure all his old fans have migrated on to lady gaga.
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2010, 05:42:34 PM »
The future Mrs. EllToPay and I are registered at Pottery Barn :dunno:
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2010, 05:45:36 PM »
Quote from: EllToPay on March 30, 2010, 05:42:34 PM
The future Mrs. EllToPay and I are registered at Pottery Barn :dunno:

Good choice
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2010, 05:58:59 PM »
His girlfriends probably noticed something was wierd about him when he requested the use of dildos during foreplay. Only they couldn't stop him from cramming them in his own ass and mouth.   Hey Enrique Iglesias, John Secada, and Marc Anthony...is there something that YOU might want to tell us???
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2010, 05:59:30 PM »
Do you think he was waiting to announce this til his career had pretty much died so he could have one last hurrah?  I'd bet so.
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2010, 06:03:00 PM »
Quote from: ChiCat on March 30, 2010, 05:59:30 PM
Do you think he was waiting to announce this til his career had pretty much died so he could have one last hurrah?  I'd bet so.

Smart move by him
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2010, 06:06:57 PM »
Quote from: EllToPay on March 30, 2010, 05:42:34 PM
The future Mrs. EllToPay and I are registered at Pottery Barn :dunno:
great stuff.  i have all sorts of pottery type barney stuff. 
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2010, 06:11:39 PM »
Quote from: Pete on March 30, 2010, 03:40:40 PM
I mentioned this to Limestone earlier, but what do you want to bet that “Living la vita loca” was all along just a euphemism for unprotected anal sex?

do you think "she" is penis? also, martin could easily blow up again if gaga let him open for her or something.
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2010, 06:13:46 PM »
Quote from: steve dave on March 30, 2010, 06:03:00 PM
Quote from: ChiCat on March 30, 2010, 05:59:30 PM
Do you think he was waiting to announce this til his career had pretty much died so he could have one last hurrah?  I'd bet so.

Smart move by him

Hey ChiCat.  Now who's gonna teach you how to pick up chicks?
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2010, 06:21:25 PM »
I bet OK_cat has seen him in concert? :dunno:
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2010, 06:30:37 PM »
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on March 30, 2010, 06:21:25 PM
I bet OK_cat has seen him in concert? :dunno:

It's already been established that you're a loser if you don't like Gaga.  Not sure what that has to do with Ricky Martin being gay, though.   :dunno:

FYI, I'd see Ricky Martin in concert before I'd ever see the following:

Metallica
Megadeth
Pantera
Bon Jovi
Cinderella
Slipknot
C(K?)orn
Breaking Benjamin
Seether
Saliva
Nickelback
Creed
DC Talk
Jars of Clay
Switchfoot

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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2010, 06:32:13 PM »
DC Talk?
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2010, 06:34:58 PM »
added.
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2010, 06:37:35 PM »
Quote from: Chingon on March 30, 2010, 06:32:13 PM
DC Talk?

lol yeah. That was a WTF?
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2010, 06:45:44 PM »
Quote from: Pexikan on March 30, 2010, 06:13:46 PM
Quote from: steve dave on March 30, 2010, 06:03:00 PM
Quote from: ChiCat on March 30, 2010, 05:59:30 PM
Do you think he was waiting to announce this til his career had pretty much died so he could have one last hurrah?  I'd bet so.

Smart move by him

Hey ChiCat.  Now who's gonna teach you how to pick up chicks?

I don't need the help.  Pretty sure KK has committed himself to pimping me out full time.  Kinda scared to go to the bars with him.
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2010, 07:09:50 PM »
Quote from: OK_Cat on March 30, 2010, 06:30:37 PM
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on March 30, 2010, 06:21:25 PM
I bet OK_cat has seen him in concert? :dunno:

It's already been established that you're a loser if you don't like Gaga.  Not sure what that has to do with Ricky Martin being gay, though.   :dunno:

FYI, I'd see Ricky Martin in concert before I'd ever see the following:

Metallica
Megadeth
Pantera
Bon Jovi
Cinderella
Slipknot
C(K?)orn
Breaking Benjamin
Seether
Saliva
Nickelback
Creed
DC Talk
Jars of Clay
Switchfoot



Guess how many of those bands I like  :love: 
Am a Gaga fan, too. Not so much a fan of Ricky Martin, but that one song was pretty catch
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2010, 08:31:51 PM »
Quote from: OK_Cat on March 30, 2010, 06:30:37 PM
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on March 30, 2010, 06:21:25 PM
I bet OK_cat has seen him in concert? :dunno:

It's already been established that you're a loser if you don't like Gaga.  Not sure what that has to do with Ricky Martin being gay, though.   :dunno:

FYI, I'd see Ricky Martin in concert before I'd ever see the following:

Metallica
Megadeth
Pantera
Bon Jovi
Cinderella
Slipknot
C(K?)orn
Breaking Benjamin
Seether
Saliva
Nickelback
Creed
DC Talk
Jars of Clay
Switchfoot



Yep. Ok_Cat is Ricky's wanna-be boyfriend. We all knew it.     :users:
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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2010, 08:33:40 PM »
apparently, adding "cinderella" to the list really pissed off TBL.

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Re: Ricky Martin
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2010, 08:35:00 PM »
Quote from: OK_Cat on March 30, 2010, 08:33:40 PM
apparently, adding "cinderella" to the list really pissed off TBL.

 :lol:

Pantera, actually. Gay boy.
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