Anyone want to trade gifts? (Jason King related)

[420seriouscat69]

One of my gifts for Christmas was a package to Twin Peaks. My uncle and his partner are regulars there and won a huge Super Bowl Party, 60 inch screen TV, got me a calendar there , and $20 in gift cards. I want to know if Jason King will trade with me for some media passes or something. If you can help this cause, plz do, tweet his ass. I need this in the works!

[The1BigWillie]

They gave you a calendar and a $20 gift card and you want to trade that?  Just making sure I know what we are talking about here.  Are you sure about letting go of the calendar?

[Dugout DickStone]

So you won a tv?

[420seriouscat69]

So you won a tv?

Ha. No. Uncles kept that.

[420seriouscat69]

They gave you a calendar and a $20 gift card and you want to trade that?  Just making sure I know what we are talking about here.  Are you sure about letting go of the calendar?

Just figured he needed it more than I did. You know, with his obsession and all. The girls even signed the calendar.

[Tobias]

throw out a hearty

[The1BigWillie]

Has anyone reached out to Jason  on this yet for Wacky? From what I understand the package involves 1 - 2014 calendar which I presume contains photographs of scantily clad Twin Peaks girls complete with bad tattoo decision, stretch marks, and needle tracks... AND a 20 dollar gift card so you can actually go in there and let them touch your food!   

[eastcat]

Has anyone reached out to Jason  on this yet for Wacky? From what I understand the package involves 1 - 2014 calendar which I presume contains photographs of scantily clad Twin Peaks girls complete with bad tattoo decision, stretch marks, and needle tracks... AND a 20 dollar gift card so you can actually go in there and let them touch your food!   

[Dugout DickStone]

Has anyone reached out to Jason  on this yet for Wacky? From what I understand the package involves 1 - 2014 calendar which I presume contains photographs of scantily clad Twin Peaks girls complete with bad tattoo decision, stretch marks, and needle tracks... AND a 20 dollar gift card so you can actually go in there and let them touch your food!   

This is a great deal for Jason King, ESPN correspondent and lover of Twin PEaks

[kim carnes]

So let me get this straight fanning, your gay uncles are regulars at twin peaks?  Why?

[420seriouscat69]

So let me get this straight fanning, your gay uncles are regulars at twin peaks?  Why?

They went to college with the owner and they still appreciate beauty in all forms. 

[Gooch]

I could have used it today.

[420seriouscat69]

I could have used it today.

Saw that on fb. Sorry bud. I owe you too.

[star seed 7]

so your uncle won stuff, and your present was the stuff he won that he didn't want?

first post is very cryptic, so i'm just making sure i'm understanding correctly.

[420seriouscat69]

so your uncle won stuff, and your present was the stuff he won that he didn't want?

first post is very cryptic, so i'm just making sure i'm understanding correctly.

He got me a lot of stuff. That was just some of it. I think that place is a bit creepy to be fair and it's almost more enjoyable to ppl watch the ppl who go in there. This was kinda of a shot at Jason King, since he's one of the creeps who love that place. I did think it was adorable that my uncles had the girls sign the calendar tho.

[star seed 7]

so this is a location specific calendar, and not a nationwide calendar?

[star seed 7]

So let me get this straight fanning, your gay uncles are regulars at twin peaks?  Why?

i know a straight girl that goes to the Wichita one a lot to watch squawk games with her chick friends.

[420seriouscat69]

so this is a location specific calendar, and not a nationwide calendar?

Actually, it's nationwide, but the girls wanted to sign in it anyways, cause they're close to my uncle. One of the months is a girl from Olathe tho. Miss November. 

[HerrSonntag]

I have coworkers that always want to go to TP, I think that place it Creeps McGee.  Its like Hooters, if all the waitresses just wore t-shirts outlining their daddy issues.

[420seriouscat69]

I have coworkers that always want to go to TP, I think that place it Creeps McGee.  Its like Hooters, if all the waitresses just wore t-shirts outlining their daddy issues.

Why would I want to go stare at something, when I know I probably couldn't have it anymore? Plus, they're really young. That shits depressing.

[The1BigWillie]

I have coworkers that always want to go to TP, I think that place it Creeps McGee.  Its like Hooters, if all the waitresses just wore t-shirts outlining their daddy issues.

Why would I want to go stare at something, when I know I probably couldn't have it anymore? Plus, they're really young. That shits depressing.

LOL @ really young... Fanning aren't you like 26? Too young for you should be anything under legal. 

[420seriouscat69]

29, but you have a point.