Hi OP welcome to the galaxy! Here are a few pointers:
1. Check the daily sailboat thread for highly important information regarding all things naughty and nautical.
2. Try to bring up graham crackers in most of your posts, mods love that crap.
3. Don't curse.
4. Never wear black with navy blue.
5. Familiarize yourself with John Cage.
6. And finally if you're gonna talk mad crap and I see that, I'm gonna ram my fist so far up your colon they're going to have to name entire intestinal reconstructions after you.
Happy hunting! Be sure to become a premium member!