-Paying taxes
-Going on a date with Mrs. WonderMeal (<--total fox)
-Doing nice/polite things for people
-Growing food
-Tying a tie with a great crease that is also the perfect length on the first try
-When I pick up something heavy (or just big) and WonderMealette thinks I'm the strongest person in the world
-A lot of times Mrs. WonderMeal and the brood will go to sleep before me. After reading/boarding/whatever for a little bit, I'll lock up, turn out the lights, make sure the kids are appropriately snuggly in bed, and then get in bed myself. Really makes me feel like king of the castle.