Author Topic: Tell Me About Missouri (Read 7811 times)

The_Wippuh · « **on:** December 05, 2013, 02:37:58 PM »

Other than the meth and cute high school stadium.

CNS · « **Reply #1 on:** December 05, 2013, 02:42:08 PM »

Pinkle loves his wine, his coaches, and second shelf weather women(rumor has it).

James Franklin is an FPTC

'taterblast · « **Reply #2 on:** December 05, 2013, 02:44:36 PM »

Kim English

Gooch · « **Reply #3 on:** December 05, 2013, 02:45:02 PM »

Porn stores

mocat · « **Reply #4 on:** December 05, 2013, 02:45:50 PM »

Winter's Bone

Brad Pitt / Sheryl Crow

Mark Twain

Jesse James

Party Cove

Tallest building in St. Louis = arch

Matt Painter mush

more badass earthquakes than california

George Brett pooped his pants

Joplin

Dewey defeats Truman

Mizzou's football jerseys have the numbers in italics to look extra action-y

no nipples at strip clubs anymore

DYK? there are 5 schools in Springfield

borders like 15 states or something

the Isley brothers

2 great belgian breweries

"cheeps" "roygals" "lambs" "birds"

CNS · « **Reply #5 on:** December 05, 2013, 02:46:11 PM »

More billboards than all other states combined.

Also, bad smells.

CNS · « **Reply #6 on:** December 05, 2013, 02:46:39 PM »

Lightning bolt tank tops that used to be lightning bolt t-shirts

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #7 on:** December 05, 2013, 02:49:53 PM »

mandated 10% ethanol gas no thanks

CNS · « **Reply #8 on:** December 05, 2013, 02:52:03 PM »

Lots of lake ppl(not to be confused with ppl that like going to the lakes).

ascentofstan · « **Reply #9 on:** December 05, 2013, 02:54:05 PM »

Pomme de Terre Lake > Stockton Lake > Truman Lake > disgusting Lake of the Ozarks

BostonPancake · « **Reply #10 on:** December 05, 2013, 02:55:47 PM »

walnut bowls

ben ji · « **Reply #11 on:** December 05, 2013, 02:57:18 PM »

Their town is a glorified truck stop. A freaking INTERSTATE runs right through the middle of their post apocalyptic wasteland of a town.

"Let's get LOUD as your Flying J Tigers take the field!"

"It's halftime here at Faurot Field. Head on down to Mama Smith's fried chicken joint in the southeast corner of the stadium OR stay in your seats for the halftime entertainment. We will be auctioning off a slightly used 1999 Peterbilt Semi-tractor! All proceed's benefit the "Get our drivers off meth campaign", a great cause for a great university!"

The Big Train · « **Reply #12 on:** December 05, 2013, 02:58:51 PM »

Krokodil hotspot.

TheFormerKCCat · « **Reply #13 on:** December 05, 2013, 02:58:55 PM »

Quote from: mocat on December 05, 2013, 02:45:50 PM

no nipples at strip clubs anymore

Oh man, really? This is sad and shows that it has been a LONG time for me - even the 'Totally Nude' spot on Grand in KCMO?

Quote from: mocat on December 05, 2013, 02:45:50 PM

the Isley brothers

Tell me more about this. The Isleys are some of my faves! (Wikipedia says they're from Cincy and NJ??)

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #14 on:** December 05, 2013, 02:59:18 PM »

They were a very average Big 12 team that NEVER won a conference title. If they beat you, it will be basically proving the SEC is easier than the Big 12

mocat · « **Reply #15 on:** December 05, 2013, 03:00:14 PM »

Quote from: TheFormerKCCat on December 05, 2013, 02:58:55 PM

Quote from: mocat on December 05, 2013, 02:45:50 PM
no nipples at strip clubs anymore
Oh man, really? This is sad and shows that it has been a LONG time for me - even the 'Totally Nude' spot on Grand in KCMO?

Quote from: mocat on December 05, 2013, 02:45:50 PM
the Isley brothers
Tell me more about this. The Isleys are some of my faves! (Wikipedia says they're from Cincy and NJ??)

they wear clothes on stage, topless lap dances

isleys live in stl now

#LIFE · « **Reply #16 on:** December 05, 2013, 03:01:15 PM »

TheFormerKCCat · « **Reply #17 on:** December 05, 2013, 03:01:49 PM »

Don't forget the Throwed Rolls! http://www.throwedrolls.com/

Trogdor · « **Reply #18 on:** December 05, 2013, 03:09:28 PM »

Couple of lakes with some trees

illBisonYourdele · « **Reply #19 on:** December 05, 2013, 03:09:46 PM »

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #20 on:** December 05, 2013, 03:10:41 PM »

Quote from: #LIFE on December 05, 2013, 03:01:15 PM

Still one of my all-time favorites.

ascentofstan · « **Reply #21 on:** December 05, 2013, 03:12:04 PM »

Quote from: TheFormerKCCat on December 05, 2013, 03:01:49 PM

Don't forget the Throwed Rolls! http://www.throwedrolls.com/

They throw those Throwed Rolls hot, dangerous place.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #22 on:** December 05, 2013, 03:13:03 PM »

KSU beat them 13 straight years from 1993-2005. They are a crap program who is benefitting from easy scheduling, remind them of that. If they were in the SEC West(or as I like the call it the Army of Tennessee) they would definitely be the third best team. Don't lose to them, please.

TheFormerKCCat · « **Reply #23 on:** December 05, 2013, 03:17:03 PM »

Osceola cheese http://www.osceolacheese.com/ (en route to aforementioned Lake Pomme de Terre, from KC anyway).

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 05, 2013, 03:18:17 PM »

State mammal is the coon skin cap

Author Topic: Tell Me About Missouri (Read 7811 times)

The Big Train