Tell Me About Missouri

[Big Sam]

Once hit the trifecta in Missouri while passing through taking a group of HS kids to Indiana for nationals.  Saw a metal building divided into 3 establishments: Porn Store, Fireworks Stand, and Liquor Store.

Of course, the kids all wanted to stop at this Mecca of Missouri, but I figured it would probably cost me my job.

Now, if they had gone a perfect four for four, and had a Strip Club as well, I think we would have found the most Missouri place in all of Missouri.

[bones129]

Once hit the trifecta in Missouri while passing through taking a group of HS kids to Indiana for nationals.  Saw a metal building divided into 3 establishments: Porn Store, Fireworks Stand, and Liquor Store.

Of course, the kids all wanted to stop at this Mecca of Missouri, but I figured it would probably cost me my job.

Now, if they had gone a perfect four for four, and had a Strip Club as well, I think we would have found the most Missouri place in all of Missouri.

 

[qatzmanchu]

Once hit the trifecta in Missouri while passing through taking a group of HS kids to Indiana for nationals.  Saw a metal building divided into 3 establishments: Porn Store, Fireworks Stand, and Liquor Store.

Of course, the kids all wanted to stop at this Mecca of Missouri, but I figured it would probably cost me my job.

Now, if they had gone a perfect four for four, and had a Strip Club as well, I think we would have found the most Missouri place in all of Missouri.

confusing. Which one do you go inside to pay for the cheap gas?

[The1BigWillie]

First thing anyone from St Louis will ask you is "what high school did you go to?"

OMG... I knew a guy from St. Louis who asked EVERY girl he met this.  HOLY crap. hahahahahaha

[mocat]

First thing anyone from St Louis will ask you is "what high school did you go to?"

OMG... I knew a guy from St. Louis who asked EVERY girl he met this.  HOLY crap. hahahahahaha

oh man that is a good one. there are like 6 or 7 thousand catholic high schools in stl

[Boom Roasted]

First thing anyone from St Louis will ask you is "what high school did you go to?"

OMG... I knew a guy from St. Louis who asked EVERY girl he met this.  HOLY crap. hahahahahaha

oh man that is a good one. there are like 6 or 7 thousand catholic high schools in stl

It's literally the first thing everyone from STL is programmed to ask.  Some kind of a social standing and background test they do.  Have seen people in their 30s ask when they find out someone else is from STL. 

They also all think they are tough because East St. Louis got their metro a "most dangerous city" title like 8 years ago.

[mocat]

also STL people are way more upfront with their racism than I'm used to. it surprises me every time. "it would be better if they would just go away" etc

[illBisonYourdele]

STL has some of the most aggressive/imaginative street hustlers in the country...

some even sell delicious pretzels

[EMAWzified]

There's ratty old cabins in the Ozarks that defy gravity.

[Jabeez]

STL has some of the most aggressive/imaginative street hustlers in the country...

some even sell delicious pretzels

Just because you were drunk and sad about the cardinals loss, in no way means it was delicious.

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