Author Topic: Silverback Gorilla vs Grizzly Bear (Read 11685 times)

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #25 on:** December 04, 2013, 04:30:18 PM »

Remember when in Legends of the Fall Tristan gets taken out by a grizzly? "It was a good death."

I hope I die a good death.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #26 on:** December 04, 2013, 04:35:04 PM »

Guys if this guy can't kill a grizzly, then you think a silverback can? Pfft.

Tobias · « **Reply #27 on:** December 04, 2013, 04:36:58 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on December 04, 2013, 04:35:04 PM

Guys if this guy can't kill a grizzly, then you think a silverback can? Pfft.

relax emo, it's obviously a troll thread

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #28 on:** December 04, 2013, 04:39:37 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on December 04, 2013, 04:28:45 PM

That was his way of saying that he is a weakling and very afraid of you.

yep. gorillas are very good at making noise and eating bamboo while grizzlies are good at killing moose and fighting other grizzlies for the right to sleep with hot grizzly babes.

Cire · « **Reply #29 on:** December 04, 2013, 04:45:39 PM »

not even close. would be over in one swipe of the bear's claw

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #30 on:** December 04, 2013, 04:49:51 PM »

new thread idea- who do you think would win in a fight between a salmon and a grizzly bear?

ksupamplemousse · « **Reply #31 on:** December 04, 2013, 04:53:35 PM »

http://www.croatiaweek.com/herzegovina-man-kills-bear-with-bare-hands/

Let's not underestimate the power of intelligence and opposable thumbs.

The Big Train · « **Reply #32 on:** December 04, 2013, 04:54:53 PM »

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #33 on:** December 04, 2013, 04:56:04 PM »

Quote from: ksudeuce on December 04, 2013, 04:53:35 PM

http://www.croatiaweek.com/herzegovina-man-kills-bear-with-bare-hands/

Let's not underestimate the power of intelligence and opposable thumbs.

only north america has grizzlies. that is some pud ass bear that you would find in southeast kansas.

ksupamplemousse · « **Reply #34 on:** December 04, 2013, 04:57:23 PM »

http://www.justtrails.com/great-adventures/bare-knuckled-bear-killer/

Tobias · « **Reply #35 on:** December 04, 2013, 04:57:33 PM »

it was probably some pud bear cub that already got shot once in west virginia and stumbled onto a boat and ended up in bosnia and the dude just kicked it in the head while it was digging through trash for its first food in months

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #36 on:** December 04, 2013, 05:04:26 PM »

Gorilla would win a sign language-off

Matt Siebrant's Left Hand · « **Reply #37 on:** December 04, 2013, 05:04:59 PM »

Important! Where would the fight be held: Africa, NA or a room temperature location?

ksupamplemousse · « **Reply #38 on:** December 04, 2013, 05:06:30 PM »

Quote from: Matt Siebrant's Left Hand on December 04, 2013, 05:04:59 PM

Important! Where would the fight be held: Africa, NA or a room temperature location?

Africa, Mike Beasley will be officiating.

Matt Siebrant's Left Hand · « **Reply #39 on:** December 04, 2013, 05:08:18 PM »

Quote from: ksudeuce on December 04, 2013, 05:06:30 PM

Quote from: Matt Siebrant's Left Hand on December 04, 2013, 05:04:59 PM
Important! Where would the fight be held: Africa, NA or a room temperature location?

Africa, Mike Beasley will be officiating.

Then it's settled, SB Gorilla. /thread

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #40 on:** December 04, 2013, 05:12:31 PM »

You guys saw those pussy bears hiding from a human in the Asava GIF thread. COME ON!

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #41 on:** December 04, 2013, 05:22:14 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on December 04, 2013, 04:57:33 PM

it was probably some pud bear cub that already got shot once in west virginia and stumbled onto a boat and ended up in bosnia and the dude just kicked it in the head while it was digging through trash for its first food in months

Confirmed.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #42 on:** December 04, 2013, 05:31:35 PM »

Gorilla's would use a banana peel as a trap to get the bear to slip

Cire · « **Reply #43 on:** December 04, 2013, 06:16:08 PM »

bear would smell peel, pick it up and slap the crap out of the gorilla.

nicname · « **Reply #44 on:** December 04, 2013, 06:33:53 PM »

You gonna have one dead-assed gorilla on your hands.

steve dave · « **Reply #45 on:** December 04, 2013, 06:37:43 PM »

gorilla. smarter and quicker.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #46 on:** December 04, 2013, 06:53:55 PM »

one of them takes a huge dump at 1:50.

pissclams · « **Reply #47 on:** December 04, 2013, 06:57:53 PM »

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nicname · « **Reply #48 on:** December 04, 2013, 06:59:52 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on December 04, 2013, 06:57:53 PM

hey guys have you seen this?
i'm adding it to my myspace page ok?

Almost mentioned how old this argument is myself.

Pete · « **Reply #49 on:** December 04, 2013, 07:40:09 PM »

Adult male Grizzly bears weigh on average 180–360 kg (400–790 lb).

Occasionally, a silverback of over 1.8 metres (5 ft 11 in) and 230 kg (510 lb) has been recorded in the wild.

Poll

Who would win?

Author Topic: Silverback Gorilla vs Grizzly Bear (Read 11685 times)

The Big Train