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Re: Unsettled Waters
« Reply #375 on: November 05, 2013, 08:27:16 AM »
eastcat's dream QB is a pitching machine that sits stationary in the backfield and throws footballs down the field at a set time not to be determined by the defensive pressure and airmailing receivers 40% of the time.
I think "500" would be the perfect game for eastcat

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Re: Unsettled Waters
« Reply #376 on: November 05, 2013, 08:31:50 AM »
eastcat's dream QB is a pitching machine that sits stationary in the backfield and throws footballs down the field at a set time not to be determined by the defensive pressure and airmailing receivers 40% of the time.
I think "500" would be the perfect game for eastcat

I think he is probably a grade school recess monitor and he is the alltime QB for both sides in the touch football games.

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Re: Unsettled Waters
« Reply #377 on: November 05, 2013, 08:32:54 AM »
eastcat's dream QB is a pitching machine that sits stationary in the backfield and throws footballs down the field at a set time not to be determined by the defensive pressure and airmailing receivers 40% of the time.
I think "500" would be the perfect game for eastcat

I think he is probably a grade school recess monitor and he is the alltime QB for both sides in the touch football games.

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Re: Unsettled Waters
« Reply #378 on: November 05, 2013, 08:39:24 AM »
eastcat's dream QB is a pitching machine that sits stationary in the backfield and throws footballs down the field at a set time not to be determined by the defensive pressure and airmailing receivers 40% of the time.
I think "500" would be the perfect game for eastcat

I think he is probably a grade school recess monitor and he is the alltime QB for both sides in the touch football games.
yeah, but you had better count to 10 Mississippi before you even think about rushing him!

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Re: Unsettled Waters
« Reply #379 on: November 05, 2013, 08:42:02 AM »
eastcat's dream QB is a pitching machine that sits stationary in the backfield and throws footballs down the field at a set time not to be determined by the defensive pressure and airmailing receivers 40% of the time.
I think "500" would be the perfect game for eastcat

I think he is probably a grade school recess monitor and he is the alltime QB for both sides in the touch football games.
yeah, but you had better count to 10 Mississippi before you even think about rushing him!

He has no control over that and certainly can't be held responsible if someone jumps the gun at 8 Mississippi.

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Re: Unsettled Waters
« Reply #380 on: November 05, 2013, 08:43:29 AM »
eastcat's dream QB is a pitching machine that sits stationary in the backfield and throws footballs down the field at a set time not to be determined by the defensive pressure and airmailing receivers 40% of the time.
I think "500" would be the perfect game for eastcat

I think he is probably a grade school recess monitor and he is the alltime QB for both sides in the touch football games.
yeah, but you had better count to 10 Mississippi before you even think about rushing him!

you can't rush the adult alltime QB in this scenario. it's all receivers/dbs.

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Re: Unsettled Waters
« Reply #381 on: November 05, 2013, 09:10:41 AM »
read the recap, dumbass:

http://kstatesports.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/recaps/102001aaa.html

Yeah, and which of my statements was false? Dunn had 0 passing TDs and that was Roberson's first game off of his injury. Dumbass.

Touchdowns are touchdowns, whether they come via the pass or run. The QB usually has a whole lot to do with the offense scoring regardless of what the last play of the drive ended up being.

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Re: Unsettled Waters
« Reply #382 on: November 05, 2013, 11:03:43 AM »
eastcat's dream QB is a pitching machine that sits stationary in the backfield and throws footballs down the field at a set time not to be determined by the defensive pressure and airmailing receivers 40% of the time.
I think "500" would be the perfect game for eastcat

I think he is probably a grade school recess monitor and he is the alltime QB for both sides in the touch football games.
yeah, but you had better count to 10 Mississippi before you even think about rushing him!

you can't rush the adult alltime QB in this scenario. it's all receivers/dbs.

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Re: Unsettled Waters
« Reply #383 on: November 11, 2013, 06:38:14 PM »
Regarding the Patented Jake Waters Spinning Fainting Goat...might our coaching philosophy changed?  I recall either Bishop or Roberson talking about quarterbacks sliding.  Said they were never coached to slide, that if there was a yard there to get you go get that yard. 

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Re: Unsettled Waters
« Reply #384 on: November 11, 2013, 08:51:18 PM »
Regarding the Patented Jake Waters Spinning Fainting Goat...might our coaching philosophy changed?  I recall either Bishop or Roberson talking about quarterbacks sliding.  Said they were never coached to slide, that if there was a yard there to get you go get that yard. 

It's not a philosophical change. It's just the Snake being a giant pussy.

Compare that to our man Daniel draggin a guy four yards to pick up a first down.

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Re: Unsettled Waters
« Reply #385 on: November 11, 2013, 08:59:57 PM »
I'm glad jake slides, a strong Ox he is not. 
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Re: Unsettled Waters
« Reply #386 on: November 11, 2013, 09:24:26 PM »
I'm glad jake slides, a strong Ox he is not.
Weak white guy in your eyes, wetwillie?  :opcat:
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Re: Unsettled Waters
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Re: Unsettled Waters
« Reply #388 on: December 03, 2013, 08:29:25 AM »
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lol rad

waters should have credited his pylon dive td to god and we wouldnt be fighting over it

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Re: Unsettled Waters
« Reply #389 on: December 03, 2013, 08:33:28 AM »
Studs! In the game of life and the after life. :D