We can give him new limbs. We have the technology.
The 6 Million Dollar Dan
That's got me thinking (all day). I'm throwing that name into my back pocket. Let me lay down the dream scenario:
In the off-season, Sams gets hurt. Something that is broken bad but will allow him to return during the very early season, like game 2 or 3. Waters is the only QB, first two games, throws 2 times as many INT's as TD's. Cats still win though on the backs of Lockett and future stud Warmack. Sams comes back after the atrocious QB performance, fully healed, fully motivated, and full of LIFE
. Powers the cats through Auburn with 6 total td's and over 300 yards.
The next week, athletics makes a pregame video for the next game of Willie operating on Sams doing the whole "We can rebuild him..." (like this
) while LHCBS over looks the operation and Waters with his nose against the wall. Operation ensues and then a bright white flash. Then the video cuts to real time looking at the tunnel and Sams is doing the Ray Lewis dance coming out of the locker room with sparks and fire while Slash is ripping a boss guitar riff.
Then a bunch of stuff happens, Sams wins two Heisman and takes the Cats to a Natty. (Spoiler alert: They win it too
)
Then they dub him "The Six Million Dollar Dan®"