Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber

[husserl]

refuse to play league games unless other team sits their starters or lets us play six at a time. 

[Brock Landers]

Drug scandal. 

Combine it with my sex tape idea earlier, gets lead story on Sportcenter every night.  Boom roasted.

[Cartierfor3]

Dying kid with horrible disease becomes unofficial team mascot. He gives pregame speech to team before we beat Tech at home or something

[Havs]

Some :IStateo: relevance suggestions:

1. Super angry Weber go off on officiating during a press conference. (Shows he has passion)

2. Find a courtside fan willing to tackle Bill Self. (Weatherwax is still a legend in Lawrence, home of a relevant basketball program)

3. Flood your arena (Seriously, the CBS Evening News had a 4 minute piece AND the lower arena was completely renovated)

4. Walking Tacos (No explanation needed)

5. Find a super cheesy buzz word (proud) that all fans will rally obsessantly around and use it on every marketing item and press opportunity. (PROUD!!!)

Ts and Ps amigos.

[KSU-Krazie]

Have Southwell do remakes of scenes from all of Will Smith's movies.

[Dugout DickStone]

Dying kid with horrible disease becomes unofficial team mascot. He gives pregame speech to team before we beat Tech at home or something

Tried and true.

[Dr Rick Daris]

through a baby with a kstate bball tshirt down a well

[420seriouscat69]

through a baby with a kstate bball tshirt down a well

[Dugout DickStone]

through a baby with a kstate bball tshirt down a well

 

[AbeFroman]

Skip the bacon, everyone gets a free pig. Alive so you can keep it as a pet or slaughtered and cooked whole with an apple in it's mouth. Your choice.

[Cartierfor3]

Ok that pig thing (which was ridiculous, and I assume was a joke on this very real thread) got me thinking. What if when we play the squawks aka CHICKENhawks we through* like 200 chickens out there on the floor rather than the usual 2 or 3, and then Peta will protest our games and we'll all be famous.









*that's for you Rick Daris 

[FlyingIllini89]

Keep a camera on oscar Weber at all times to document every socially awkward moment of his existence.

[yoga-like_abana]

Have Southwell do remakes of scenes from all of Will Smith's movies.

 
maybe he could zap all of the fans and everybody with one of those things from Men In Black and we could take the other teams coach!

[Dr Rick Daris]

man this thread got pretty embarassing pretty quickly for me. not quite as bad as wink bringing britney murphy over to rabbit's moms trailer but still very less than ideal.

[420seriouscat69]