Author Topic: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber (Read 8605 times)

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #25 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:21:54 PM »

Snyder reads us bed time stories as the game is being played.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #26 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:23:39 PM »

Please focus on things that would keep our name in the American conscience, not dumb crap you want to do at a game.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #27 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:24:26 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on November 22, 2013, 01:23:39 PM

Please focus on things that would keep our name in the American conscience, not dumb crap you want to do at a game.

Sex tapes

Pete · « **Reply #28 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:24:50 PM »

More "free" nights. Or all you can eat for $1 concessions.

Pete · « **Reply #29 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:25:28 PM »

Sell beer at the games, and promote the crap out of it Nationally.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #30 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:25:52 PM »

Spradling could come out of the closet? I'm not saying he is gay, just that it would be a big story

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #31 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:26:22 PM »

Quote from: Pete on November 22, 2013, 01:25:28 PM

Sell beer at the games, and promote the crap out of it Nationally.

A big time riot would get some eyeballs

1863 · « **Reply #32 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:28:10 PM »

Play highlights from previous years on the scoreboard. They could run a promotion: "Whenever anything goes wrong just look up!"

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #33 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:29:42 PM »

keno throughout the game on the jumbotron and everybody gets five free plays.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #34 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:29:53 PM »

Willie should self immolate himself outside of the stadium

Wildcatsfan4248 · « **Reply #35 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:30:11 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on November 22, 2013, 01:25:52 PM

Spradling could come out of the closet? I'm not saying he is gay, just that it would be a big story

And we may win more games!

yoman · « **Reply #36 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:31:06 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on November 22, 2013, 01:25:52 PM

Spradling could come out of the closet? I'm not saying he is gay, just that it would be a big story

Pretty sure he is engaged. I would love to see this happen though. If nothing else, it would be entertaining to see how the tucks reacted.

skycat · « **Reply #37 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:32:52 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on November 22, 2013, 01:25:52 PM

Spradling could come out of the closet? I'm not saying he is gay, just that it would be a big story

Why, because he's got a squeaky voice? Pretty homophobic, Limestone. Also, it wouldn't make nearly as big a splash as Big Gip coming out of the closet.

Or Omari

Trim · « **Reply #38 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:34:24 PM »

fOOD gets burnt down.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #39 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:36:10 PM »

have gipson run into the stands in puerto rico and beat the living crap out of long beach fans

"the melee in the clemente"

jasn88cubs · « **Reply #40 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:40:10 PM »

Lose a 38-33 game

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #41 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:42:22 PM »

Quote from: skycat on November 22, 2013, 01:32:52 PM

Quote from: Limestone on November 22, 2013, 01:25:52 PM
Spradling could come out of the closet? I'm not saying he is gay, just that it would be a big story

Why, because he's got a squeaky voice? Pretty homophobic, Limestone. Also, it wouldn't make nearly as big a splash as Big Gip coming out of the closet.

Or Omari

yeah, I struggled with the best way to handle the suggestion. I am not saying anyone is or isn't. Let's just shelve that plan.

salcat · « **Reply #42 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:43:32 PM »

eff I want us to be decent..until then...foster

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #43 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:44:30 PM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 22, 2013, 01:36:10 PM

have gipson run into the stands in puerto rico and beat the living crap out of long beach fans

"the melee in the clemente"

I like the player on fan violence approach.

How about we have a horrible bullying incident where Gipson scares Jack Crap into quitting and he cries on tv and stuff?

ChiComCat · « **Reply #44 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:45:48 PM »

We could not attempt to play defense and just see if we can get Foster 100 points like that bullshit school

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #45 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:47:34 PM »

Ceiling panels fall while no one is in the stadium but like OMG if someone had been in there they might have gotten seriously killed.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #46 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:48:16 PM »

literally burn the arena down. do it during a game, so that way nobody gets hurt.

1863 · « **Reply #47 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:51:34 PM »

Play games in the Derb/Kramer basketball courts. If the fans won't go to you, go to the fans! Plus all that food there and you wouldn't run out of parking spots.

skycat · « **Reply #48 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:55:52 PM »

Free cans of Foster's, to celebrate our best player.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #49 on:** November 22, 2013, 02:08:54 PM »

Quote from: skycat on November 22, 2013, 01:55:52 PM

Free cans of Foster's, to celebrate our best player.