Author Topic: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber (Read 8572 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **on:** November 22, 2013, 01:02:59 PM »

We will need to weather the storm and hope our new coach will still have a product to sell next year.

First step, we must have a player date someone famous. I think Foster/Kendall Jenner make a great couple.

Other ideas?

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:03:54 PM »

rap music

CNS · « **Reply #2 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:04:57 PM »

Hot dog specials

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:05:10 PM »

donkey shows

OK_Cat · « **Reply #4 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:05:29 PM »

"devil cats"

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #5 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:05:46 PM »

make the sportscenter not top 10 each week so we can get some tv time while our team sucks.

im thinking we misprint a players jersey next week, then throw it off our own players head and make it go in our own basket the week after. idk. maybe de-pants spradling on the opening tip off.

CNS · « **Reply #6 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:05:46 PM »

start announcing two players of the game

star seed 7 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:06:03 PM »

bribes

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #8 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:06:11 PM »

surprise free breakfast item at every game

CNS · « **Reply #9 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:06:19 PM »

Weekly guest coaches

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #10 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:06:47 PM »

We need a player to get injured in a motorcycle accident then all of his guys "play for him" and like have an open seat on the bench with his jersey on it.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #11 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:06:57 PM »

Rough it up....

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #12 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:07:25 PM »

release a vaccinated tiger halfway through the first quarter onto the court and have it maul oscar weber into a coma.

Winters · « **Reply #13 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:07:54 PM »

Mike getting some rings might help

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #14 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:08:11 PM »

lol omg totally forgot we dont have quarter in this sport

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #15 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:10:07 PM »

free piggyback rides to your seat

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #16 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:15:11 PM »

Hire a Jackie Moon.

Pete · « **Reply #17 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:15:33 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on November 22, 2013, 01:10:07 PM

free piggyback rides to your seat

Human rickshaws! (Sp?)

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:15:54 PM »

I would almost do anything for some free queso or margarita dip.

GodBamNightmare · « **Reply #19 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:16:14 PM »

PED SCANDAL PEDO SCANDAL

CNS · « **Reply #20 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:16:34 PM »

Free KC shuttle rides

skycat · « **Reply #21 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:17:39 PM »

improper benefits scandal

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #22 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:18:48 PM »

oscar has a high profile affair and it is all over twitter like Dgale outed Ron but on a much bigger scale.

yoman · « **Reply #23 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:19:33 PM »

We could use some of our record breaking profits to pay people to come to games? ESPN would run with that for a week

skycat · « **Reply #24 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:20:34 PM »

free Beasley bobbleheads