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Cold weather in KC this weekend!!!  Getting off work an hour early today.  Stocking up some firewood, some booze, and going to kick back all weekend and fire up my new HBO Go account.  What I need from my friends here is a rock solid Chili recipe.  I want beef... none of that white chicken crap.  A good thick robust chili.  Bring the thunder boys. 



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Re: I'm really really excited that it's Friday.... It's time for Chili!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2013, 10:17:18 AM »
are you ready for my secret champion chili recipe?

i will only share it with those who are ready.

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Re: I'm really really excited that it's Friday.... It's time for Chili!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2013, 10:20:08 AM »
are you ready for my secret champion chili recipe?

i will only share it with those who are ready.

I'M READY!!

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Re: I'm really really excited that it's Friday.... It's time for Chili!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2013, 10:20:30 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2013, 10:21:12 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2013, 10:25:35 AM »
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Re: I'm really really excited that it's Friday.... It's time for Chili!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2013, 10:36:55 AM »
on the way to my brother and sister in law's place in KC there is that place that is, like, Fritz's Chili or something. always seemed weird to me.

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Re: I'm really really excited that it's Friday.... It's time for Chili!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2013, 10:40:33 AM »


FREEZE, everyone. This is the bean police. Hand over all cans of beans immediately or I'll tase the crap out of you.

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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2013, 10:40:49 AM »
first chop up a lb of bacon. brown that crap up in your pan on the stove

when the bacon is cooked, drain it and dump the cooked bacon into your crock pot.

now brown your 1-2 lbs of ground beef in your bacon grease pan. when it is pretty much cooked, drain off the grease then douche it with like 1/4 cup of chili chowder, a bunch of garlic and maybe a teaspoon of cayenne and a tablespoon of cocoa chowder and a bunch of pepper and any other spices you think are cool or interesting. when the spices are all integrated into the meat, dump that crap into your crock pot on top of the bacon.

now cook up a 1/2 lb of chorizo or so in your pan medium ish and dump it in your crock pot.

chop up an onion and a red pepper and green pepper the start sauteeing that crap in your chorizo residue. add some bacon grease to help fry it up. when they are cooked enough start sprinkling flour into the grease and veggies until you have made a pretty decent roux. Don't scorch it!

dump that crap in your crock pot too.

now add a can of black beans and a can of dark red kidney beans or any other beans you are a fan of to your desired bean ratio (#nobeaner outing time)

dump a  can of diced tomatoes and tomatoes and green chilis and tomato sauce in there too. top off with some water so the liquid is at least up to the level of the chunky parts.

now add up to 1/4 of some kind of vinegar. maybe less if its white vinegar.

stir it all up and cook on low for 5 hours at least.

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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2013, 10:41:34 AM »


FREEZE, everyone. This is the bean police. Hand over all cans of beans immediately or I'll tase the crap out of you.

I was worried about this  :blindfold:

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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2013, 10:45:19 AM »


FREEZE, everyone. This is the bean police. Hand over all cans of beans immediately or I'll tase the crap out of you.

I was worried about this  :blindfold:

Your choice of using chorizo almost makes up for them. Tell ya what, I'll refrain from tasing you if you flush those beans down the toilet.

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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2013, 10:49:17 AM »


FREEZE, everyone. This is the bean police. Hand over all cans of beans immediately or I'll tase the crap out of you.

I was worried about this  :blindfold:

Your choice of using chorizo almost makes up for them. Tell ya what, I'll refrain from tasing you if you flush those beans down the toilet.

this might help you and other #nobeaners:



it is a spoon for stirring your chili. the basic scientific principle is that the spoon has a ladder for all the little farts to climb out of the pot.

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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2013, 10:50:45 AM »
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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2013, 10:57:54 AM »
2 lbs pork butt.  diced, dredged and browned.  Set aside.

in same stockpot/dutch oven.
1 large onion
5 cloves garlic
1-2 japs diced fine.

Add 6 cups of water or chicken stock

add one can corn drained.

bay leaves if desired.

tsp mexican oregano if desired.

T cumin

2 lbs tomatillos roasted
8-10 pablonos roasted steamed and skinned.

food process tomatillos and pablonos.

add to the pot

return pork to the pot and simmer uncovered for at least 3 hours.

serve over corn bread.

I like pinto beans in it.
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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2013, 11:25:08 AM »
first chop up a lb of bacon. brown that crap up in your pan on the stove

when the bacon is cooked, drain it and dump the cooked bacon into your crock pot.

now brown your 1-2 lbs of ground beef in your bacon grease pan. when it is pretty much cooked, drain off the grease then douche it with like 1/4 cup of chili chowder, a bunch of garlic and maybe a teaspoon of cayenne and a tablespoon of cocoa chowder and a bunch of pepper and any other spices you think are cool or interesting. when the spices are all integrated into the meat, dump that crap into your crock pot on top of the bacon.

now cook up a 1/2 lb of chorizo or so in your pan medium ish and dump it in your crock pot.

chop up an onion and a red pepper and green pepper the start sauteeing that crap in your chorizo residue. add some bacon grease to help fry it up. when they are cooked enough start sprinkling flour into the grease and veggies until you have made a pretty decent roux. Don't scorch it!

dump that crap in your crock pot too.

now add a can of black beans and a can of dark red kidney beans or any other beans you are a fan of to your desired bean ratio (#nobeaner outing time)

dump a  can of diced tomatoes and tomatoes and green chilis and tomato sauce in there too. top off with some water so the liquid is at least up to the level of the chunky parts.

now add up to 1/4 of some kind of vinegar. maybe less if its white vinegar.

stir it all up and cook on low for 5 hours at least.

stack trophies on your mantle.

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« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2013, 11:27:50 AM »
2 lbs pork butt.  diced, dredged and browned.  Set aside.

in same stockpot/dutch oven.
1 large onion
5 cloves garlic
1-2 japs diced fine.

Add 6 cups of water or chicken stock

add one can corn drained.

bay leaves if desired.

tsp mexican oregano if desired.

T cumin

2 lbs tomatillos roasted
8-10 pablonos roasted steamed and skinned.

food process tomatillos and pablonos.

add to the pot

return pork to the pot and simmer uncovered for at least 3 hours.

serve over corn bread.

I like pinto beans in it.

:lick:

now post your cornbread recipe!

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« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2013, 12:17:18 PM »
2 lbs pork butt.  diced, dredged and browned.  Set aside.

in same stockpot/dutch oven.
1 large onion
5 cloves garlic
1-2 japs diced fine.

Add 6 cups of water or chicken stock

add one can corn drained.

bay leaves if desired.

tsp mexican oregano if desired.

T cumin

2 lbs tomatillos roasted
8-10 pablonos roasted steamed and skinned.

food process tomatillos and pablonos.

add to the pot

return pork to the pot and simmer uncovered for at least 3 hours.

serve over corn bread.

I like pinto beans in it.

:lick:

now post your cornbread recipe!

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« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2013, 01:02:07 PM »
made this for the KC-Denver game last week, got good reviews.

Ingredients

2 pounds ground beef
2 cloves garlic, chopped
One 8-ounce can tomato sauce
2 tablespoons chili chowder
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1 teaspoon ground oregano
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/4 cup masa harina (corn flour, found in the Mexican food section of many supermarkets)
One 15-ounce can kidney beans, drained and rinsed
One 15-ounce can pinto beans, drained and rinsed
Shredded Cheddar, for serving
Chopped onions, for serving
Tortilla chips, for serving
Lime wedges, for serving

Directions

Place the ground beef in a large pot and throw in the garlic. Cook over medium heat until browned. Drain off the excess fat, and then pour in the tomato sauce, chili chowder, cumin, oregano, salt and cayenne. Stir together well, cover, and then reduce the heat to low. Simmer for 1 hour, stirring occasionally. If the mixture becomes overly dry, add 1/2 cup water at a time as needed.

After an hour, place the masa harina in a small bowl. Add 1/2 cup water and stir together with a fork. Dump the masa mixture into the chili. Stir together well, and then taste and adjust the seasonings. Add more masa paste and /or water to get the chili to your preferred consistency, or to add more corn flavor. Add the beans and simmer for 10 minutes. Serve with shredded Cheddar, chopped onions, tortilla chips and lime wedges.


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« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2013, 01:10:36 PM »
just made some serious red chili last night, yall. cire, that looks like a real good green chili. recipe from last nights chili so i can remember it for later.

brown 2 lbs of ground beef in large pot w/ butter. remove.

saute 1 onion in remaining juices and a little more butter until translucent.

add 2-3 crushed garlic cloves. saute until fragrant.

add 2 serrano's (sliced)

add 1 jalapeno (diced)

add 1 anaheim (diced)

saute peppers soften.

deglaze with sherry wine. cook off.

add browned meat back

pinto & kidney beans

beef broth

crushed tomatoes

tomato paste

cumin to taste

dash paprika

salt to taste

white pepper to taste

black pepper to taste

chili chowder to taste

cheyenne pepper to taste

3 sprigs thyme

stir well. cover.

simmer for at least 2 hours, stirring occasionally.

i add mushrooms sometimes, even though they aren't typical chili fare, because they are tasty. add mushrooms when there is about 40 minutes left in the cook. can saute them prior, or just toss them in.

add sliced jalapenos shortly before service.




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Re: I'm really really excited that it's Friday.... It's time for Chili!!!
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« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2013, 11:02:34 AM »
Punitrator that was the best chili I've ever had!!! INCREDIBLE!!!   :billdance: :billdance:
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« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2013, 11:07:43 AM »
Punitrator that was the best chili I've ever had!!! INCREDIBLE!!!   :billdance: :billdance:

did you for serious make it?!?

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« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2013, 11:54:50 AM »
I cannot imagine putting that much effort into a pot of chili.  I'm sure it's great, but sheesh. . .

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« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2013, 12:05:45 PM »
I cannot imagine putting that much effort into a pot of chili.  I'm sure it's great, but sheesh. . .

i don't see how that is much effort? stewing is a pretty simple process. sure you aren't just dumping a can of Stagg into a slow cooker, but it's really not that much work. If you've got other chores to do around the house, making chili just makes sense. maybe 30 minutes of active time and minor checking and adjusting from then on out. cleaned my house and did a couple loads of laundry and i was ready to eat some chili.

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« Reply #24 on: November 25, 2013, 12:16:45 PM »
I'm generally pretty lazy about cooking and I make different random chilis all the time, mittons.  give it a whirl