Taking Dlew's great idea and giving you an insider's view of the atrocity that was KU's first conference win in 28 tries, I bring you some quotes from the "official Kansas game thread" over at WMITC, like you didn't know that's where the best stuff is...
Not going to be as polished as Dlew, going by quarters or anything, just good old fashioned meltdowns in chronological order! Here we go:
Typical start to a Mountaineer thread here, as expected:
Only 2 games left in the season. Lets make a statement today in Lawrence.
LETS GO....
With the immediate reply:
MOUNTAINEERS!
Bold statement here early, given our current situation:
Best part of early games for WVU? ...Not having to watch crappy Big 10 football. Go Mountaineers!
Lack of fans noticed quickly:
Did they just show the Jayhawks only 5 fans in that tv spot?
The Cadillac Touchdown Club is looking pretty sparse.
Lots of comments about Weis, starting early:
Weiss puts on about 30lbs a year. Man that guy is fat.
Good 'previous coach is better' smack:
Funny thing is Turner Gill , Kansas previous coach coaches at Liberty and they will have more at the game today most likely.
Then the real fun begins...
Christ almighty. This is a pathetic. We are in a battle with Kansas FOOTBALL.
and these types didn't take long either...
Kansas O is holding on every play, and we get called on the return. Freakin' homer refs.
If we lose to Kansas...
Immediate reply...
don't bother finishing the sentence
Someone makes a good point here, but the 'bama comment...
This team always plays to the level of the opposition. I don't get it. I really don't. Next year, we'll probably play competitive against Alabama then Towson will take us to town the following week. I don't get it.
Half of this thread is almost this exact post:
WTF ....
...
Another true freshman QB and a star RB about to have CAREER days against WVU.
WTF!!!
We're losing to a team coached by a guy who is two Twinkies away from being bedridden obese.
At least we have basketball to look forward to. ummm. i meant rifle
Rifle and women's soccer.
HALFTIME(ish)
Then this beauty:
If you were cursed.....
Would you choose weiss's gut or holgerson's hair.
After one of the worst INT's ever:
What could they be saying to Paul over the phone right now?
"OK…..don't do that."
Also, lots more "WTF?!"s
Oh, this is good:
Things happen......at least we held them to a TD.
as opposed to a double TD?
at least we beat bad teams in the big east.
I hear Christmas lights calling me.
"Hang me! Hang me!"
Only made funny b/c of this response...
--me and your Xmas lights have a lot in common
(Yes, I realize it's a suicide joke
)
Psychic post here:
I wonder if the 18 Kansas fans that actually went out to the game will rush the field after they finally win a conference game for the first time in 2 years.
This is frustrating. We're being Sodomized by Kansas.
Witty stuff here:
Rock Chalk Jayhawk! is the worst chant ever. EVER.
Funny:
does Iowa State have a terrible and/or inexperienced QB?
that is our only weakness
Evidently the Big 12 just beats each other up.
I can't even type that with a straight face.
Then, at 31-7, WVU scores and makes it look less terrible than it was, but still some more gems:
Dana just looked at his watch.... what does that mean????
He would like to know the exact time his coaching days at WVU died.
And to finish off the day, some more fat jokes:
Weis had gastrric by-pass a few years ago...what happened?
All kinds of people who have gastric bypass gain all their weight back. If you don't change the root of the problem, the problem persists.
You can relate that to WV football however you want.
His stomach has become self-aware and regenerated
Outcoached by the Jackie Gleson of the NCAA.
Sorry if this was too many quotes, but trust me, there were even more. I hope you all enjoyed them even half as much as I did!
