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« on: November 08, 2013, 11:43:06 AM »
Pffft! Just got my oil changed and the guy turning the wrenches told me he's a TECH grad, class of 84. I asked him why he is turning wrenches with a degree...apparently his farm blew away in a dust storm! LOL. Anyways he is finishing up now and just said gave me the "guns up" hand sign so I promptly called the cops and told them some toothless redneck is threatening me!


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Re: Tech fans
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2013, 11:43:36 AM »
O crap cops just got here!!!! OMG tazers are out! This is getting good!!!

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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2013, 11:44:33 AM »
Tech guy is trying to explain what happened and dropped the "N bomb" in conversation! One of the cops is black and they are both beating the crap out of him now!!! Ppffftt! He is out cold! Cops just walked off!!!

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Re: Tech fans
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2013, 11:45:01 AM »
Pffft! Just got my oil changed and the guy turning the wrenches told me he's a TECH grad, class of 84. I asked him why he is turning wrenches with a degree...apparently his farm blew away in a dust storm! LOL. Anyways he is finishing up now and just said gave me the "guns up" hand sign so I promptly called the cops and told them some toothless redneck is threatening me!

O crap cops just got here!!!! OMG tazers are out! This is getting good!!!

30 Second response time, must be quick draw tech fans too.

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Re: Tech fans
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2013, 11:46:32 AM »
a tech co worker just asked me how i think the game is going to go tomorrow. i shrugged and said "man i don't know."

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Re: Tech fans
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2013, 11:51:31 AM »
Saw one walking on shoulder of the interstate.  Flipped what was left of my coffee out the window and it hit his head.  Called the cops and said he was hitchiking.

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Re: Tech fans
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2013, 01:07:54 PM »
Saw one walking on shoulder of the interstate.  Flipped what was left of my coffee out the window and it hit his head.  Called the cops and said he was hitchiking.

No surprise, Hitch-Hiking is the most common form of transportation in West Texas.

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Re: Tech fans
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2013, 01:13:19 PM »
Saw one walking on shoulder of the interstate.  Flipped what was left of my coffee out the window and it hit his head.  Called the cops and said he was hitchiking.

No surprise, Hitch-Hiking is the most common form of transportation in West Texas.

He wasn't actually hitching.  I just told the cops that so they would arrest him.  I think his Aztec ran out of gas and he was walking to the QT

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Re: Tech fans
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2013, 01:26:39 PM »
Have a cousin that went to TT (didn't graduate).  She's had 2 abortions and probably lots of STDs too.
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Tech fans
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2013, 04:05:50 PM »
my brother's dating a girl from lubbock. it sucks.

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Re: Tech fans
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2013, 04:13:37 PM »
I saw this Texas tech fan today...no, wait...I've literally never met a Texas Tech fan in my life. I'm 95% sure they don't exist.
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Re: Tech fans
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2013, 07:08:07 PM »
I met one. He was a former student and a current lead on a landscaper crew.

Nice guy and all.

The only thing cool I can say about Tech is Buddy Holly, but I don't think he ever went there.

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Re: Tech fans
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2013, 07:13:32 PM »
Lol

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« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2013, 09:52:21 PM »
I have cousins from Dallas who are all cult aggies and i was invited to be in my younger cousin's wedding this last summer.  The bride and he met in Cult Aggie U and most of the people there were cult aggies. Any-hoo, during the reception diner the bride's uncle gets up to say a few words and present the lucky couple with their very own TTech shirts, his A.M.  Their faces spoke to how little Fs any of the Cult Aggie fans gave about the Sand aggies, itd be like gettin a Cowly County community college t-shirt at a fancy diner and having to pretend you really liked it.  Anyway, the Tech Uncle just looked really embarrassed and sat down, pretty sure he began drinking heavily and threw up behind the restaurant, with tears rolling down his face.

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Re: Tech fans
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2013, 09:09:29 AM »
Mike Leach told me that TT fans have awful breath and floppy tits. 

I've never seen one in real life so I took his word for it.
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Re: Tech fans
« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2013, 02:34:30 PM »
Probably smart to believe him. He seems like a pretty straight shooter despite being a pirate.
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Re: Tech fans
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2013, 04:00:16 PM »
I don't know about their fans, but this is about the laziest post game transcript I've ever seen:

http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/text/sports/m-footbl/auto_pdf/2013-14/misc_non_event/FB110913TechQuotes.pdf

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Re: Tech fans
« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2013, 04:11:44 PM »
Lol

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Re: Tech fans
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2013, 01:08:01 PM »
Quote
KERRY HYDER: My why is my baby boy.
My three-year-old son. I look up in the stands and
see him out there, I know he's going to ask me
questions after the game. He knows every starter
on the team. I make sure I give him my relentless
effort and I can tell them daddy laid it on the line
for him.
 
 Q. What do you think he's going to ask
you tonight?
 KERRY HYDER: What happened,
Daddy?
 
 Q. What are you going to tell them?
 KERRY HYDER: Son, they had more
points.


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Re: Tech fans
« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2013, 02:22:39 PM »
my brother's dating a girl from lubbock. it sucks.

I'm sure your brother must enjoy that quite a bit.