PEANUT BUTTER: Drawing a hard line via popular vote

[Dugout DickStone]

my fiancee is allergic to peanuts, so I never get to eat it anymore, but I always liked crunchy more.

You have a good heart for staying with her.

I miss peanut butter crunch cereal more than anything else.  And we can't go to Thai restaurants.

She's also allergic to dairy but it's not as bad as peanuts.  I can eat dairy around her and she's fine as long as she doesn't eat any herself.  With peanuts she can't even be in the same room or she has a reaction.

oh man. that is one loooooooong life you are setting yourself up for. think twice, friend.

He is a saint.

Have you actually seen her have a peanut reaction?  99% of those allergies are bullshit or are only really active when the person is very little and they are out grown by adulthood.  Unless she is 7 years old in which case, get out of here you creepy rough rider

[mocat]

haha tanya harding switched the names of the options once creamy had a sizeable lead

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

haha tanya harding switched the names of the options once creamy had a sizeable lead

wow, that's some bush league bullshit.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

creamy in the lead!!!

[puniraptor]

i love all peanut butter. but when i eat creamy peanut butter i just cant help but feel like it is missing something. like crunch.

[Stevesie60]

creamy in the lead!!!

Kindergarteners rejoice!

[The1BigWillie]

my fiancee is allergic to peanuts, so I never get to eat it anymore, but I always liked crunchy more.

I would never marry someone w/ a peanut allergy.  I eat PB EVERY day.  EVERY.

[Asteriskhead]

#teamcreamy

[yoga-like_abana]

are you trying to get a big kiss on the mouth?
I love that pb I could eat the whole jar in a sitting

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

creamy up 17-15. i think we can shut the door on this one, folks. creamy is better, everyone agrees.

[GoodForAnother]

my fiancee is allergic to peanuts, so I never get to eat it anymore, but I always liked crunchy more.

You have a good heart for staying with her.

I miss peanut butter crunch cereal more than anything else.  And we can't go to Thai restaurants.

She's also allergic to dairy but it's not as bad as peanuts.  I can eat dairy around her and she's fine as long as she doesn't eat any herself.  With peanuts she can't even be in the same room or she has a reaction.

oh man. that is one loooooooong life you are setting yourself up for. think twice, friend.

He is a saint.

Have you actually seen her have a peanut reaction?  99% of those allergies are bullshit or are only really active when the person is very little and they are out grown by adulthood.  Unless she is 7 years old in which case, get out of here you creepy rough rider

yeah on our first date I ordered kung pao at happy valley and she almost died.  it's not that difficult for me.  I've never been huge on peanuts anyway.  I was allergic to shellfish as a kid but grew out of it.  she developed both of hers later in life which generally you don't grow out of those.

also when we fly southwest she gets a disability pass and we get to be the first people on the plane.  so that's a benefit.

[Dugout DickStone]

my fiancee is allergic to peanuts, so I never get to eat it anymore, but I always liked crunchy more.

You have a good heart for staying with her.

I miss peanut butter crunch cereal more than anything else.  And we can't go to Thai restaurants.

She's also allergic to dairy but it's not as bad as peanuts.  I can eat dairy around her and she's fine as long as she doesn't eat any herself.  With peanuts she can't even be in the same room or she has a reaction.

oh man. that is one loooooooong life you are setting yourself up for. think twice, friend.

He is a saint.

Have you actually seen her have a peanut reaction?  99% of those allergies are bullshit or are only really active when the person is very little and they are out grown by adulthood.  Unless she is 7 years old in which case, get out of here you creepy rough rider

yeah on our first date I ordered kung pao at happy valley and she almost died.  it's not that difficult for me.  I've never been huge on peanuts anyway.  I was allergic to shellfish as a kid but grew out of it.  she developed both of hers later in life which generally you don't grow out of those.

also when we fly southwest she gets a disability pass and we get to be the first people on the plane.  so that's a benefit.

Define "almost died" 
did she give herself an epi?
Did a medic have to trach here?

Or did she do some fake wheezing and coughing?

[Mrs. Gooch]

How does being first on the plane keep the peanut particles out of her air space?

[Cire]

Both

[AppleJack]

so blessed to be raised amongst creamy peanut butters.

[Dugout DickStone]

How does being first on the plane keep the peanut particles out of her air space?

It doesn't matter:

But did you know that touching, smelling, or inhaling airborne particles from peanuts does not cause a severe reaction. ( Simonte SJ, et al. Relevance of casual contact with peanut butter in children with peanut allergy. J Allergy Clin Immunol.. 2003 Jul:112 (1): 180-2.

[GoodForAnother]

my fiancee is allergic to peanuts, so I never get to eat it anymore, but I always liked crunchy more.

You have a good heart for staying with her.

I miss peanut butter crunch cereal more than anything else.  And we can't go to Thai restaurants.

She's also allergic to dairy but it's not as bad as peanuts.  I can eat dairy around her and she's fine as long as she doesn't eat any herself.  With peanuts she can't even be in the same room or she has a reaction.

oh man. that is one loooooooong life you are setting yourself up for. think twice, friend.

He is a saint.

Have you actually seen her have a peanut reaction?  99% of those allergies are bullshit or are only really active when the person is very little and they are out grown by adulthood.  Unless she is 7 years old in which case, get out of here you creepy rough rider

yeah on our first date I ordered kung pao at happy valley and she almost died.  it's not that difficult for me.  I've never been huge on peanuts anyway.  I was allergic to shellfish as a kid but grew out of it.  she developed both of hers later in life which generally you don't grow out of those.

also when we fly southwest she gets a disability pass and we get to be the first people on the plane.  so that's a benefit.

Define "almost died" 
did she give herself an epi?
Did a medic have to trach here?

Or did she do some fake wheezing and coughing?

huh, good point.  I'll dump her ass later

[GoodForAnother]

How does being first on the plane keep the peanut particles out of her air space?

it doesn't, it just means I get off the plane faster

[lopakman]

Both chunky and smooth peanut butter are good sources of unsaturated fats. However, chunky peanut butter has slightly more unsaturated and less saturated fat than smooth. Smooth peanut butter doesn't have as much fiber in it as chunky

 

[Mr Bread]

Both chunky and smooth peanut butter are good sources of unsaturated fats. However, chunky peanut butter has slightly more unsaturated and less saturated fat than smooth. Smooth peanut butter doesn't have as much fiber in it as chunky

 

Just think of how much better you would be had you been eating the chunky every night before bed.  Probably at least 30-40% improved over what you are now in every way.  Smarter, faster, bigger dicked.  That's too bad. 

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

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[SabiNation]

Crunchy, not even close.  Also not surprised that THC prefers creamy   

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Crunchy, not even close.  Also not surprised that THC prefers creamy   

not just me but more than 50% of people on this blog...

[Mr Bread]

Crunchy, not even close.  Also not surprised that THC prefers creamy   

not just me but more than 50% of people on this blog...

Nope.

[lopakman]

Both chunky and smooth peanut butter are good sources of unsaturated fats. However, chunky peanut butter has slightly more unsaturated and less saturated fat than smooth. Smooth peanut butter doesn't have as much fiber in it as chunky

 

Just think of how much better you would be had you been eating the chunky every night before bed.  Probably at least 30-40% improved over what you are now in every way.  Smarter, faster, bigger dicked.  That's too bad.

It's never too late to make a change.