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Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« on: September 19, 2013, 12:40:36 PM »
hey fellas, clams here again with my weekly edition of Thursday's Howevers where i do my breakdown of the upcoming game using little factoids from around the web.  the ctr edition. 

johnathan gray has rushed for 209 yards
however
anthony fera has made 3 field goals

 :nono:

case mccoy has a passer rating of 118.9
however
the longhorns beat new mexico state by 49 pts

 :cool:

jaxson shipley's dad Bob was roommates with case mccoy’s father, brad, at abilene christian and played football
however
the longhorns play AT iowa state next week on espn

 :Chirp:

Quandre Diggs had 1 punt return for 5 yards last week
however
he enjoys fishing

 :fistpump:

adria phillips had 8 tackles against ole miss
however
ole miss was called for 8 penalties against texas

 :users:

my analysis says take the cats, we usually beat mack brown and the horns. thumbs up = win.   thanks fellas, go ksu.  talk to you on the FLIPSIDE.


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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2013, 12:50:16 PM »
I am going to be honest with this entire blog.  This analysis makes more sense than any other we have here.  Reading each line of this, I found myself saying "yes" in my head each time.  I mean, this stuff just hits home(runs?) and simplifies the game so that when I watch it on Sat, I feel like I know what is going to happen before it happens. 

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2013, 12:51:47 PM »
Craig Gieselman has got to be absolutely ecstatic over all of these new portfolio hits.

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2013, 12:54:26 PM »
seems like this Texas team has a lot of grit
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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2013, 12:55:39 PM »
The Howevers provide me with interesting points/counterpoints that I use to seem smarter when I wander up to a group of HFBIQers and pretend to know what they are talking about and/or need to distract them after they ask a HFBIQ-type question.

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2013, 12:57:25 PM »
david ash might play
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daniel sams will be a known name in every American household come sunday

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2013, 01:04:15 PM »
another great addition


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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2013, 01:06:42 PM »
I really love reading Thursday's Howevers
however
I had frozen pizza for breakfast this morning

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LHC Bill Snyder is 5-2 against Mack Brown
however
Case McCoy only wears eye black under one eye.

 :facepalm:

Gronk gronk'd last week for a big touchdown gronk
however
Manny Diaz is no longer Texas's Defensive Co-Ordinator

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2013, 01:23:08 PM »
Now, that was just nonsense,  swift.

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2013, 01:28:47 PM »

Quandre Diggs had 1 punt return for 5 yards last week
however
he enjoys fishing
however
he's not as good at fishing as tre
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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2013, 02:07:18 PM »
Clams' analysis is dead on, however it is very accurate too.

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2013, 02:15:04 PM »
Clams' analysis is dead on, however it is very accurate too.

thanks.  i think it's very accurate based on the information available to me via the web.


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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2013, 02:22:21 PM »
Clams' analysis is dead on, however it is very accurate too.

thanks.  i think it's very accurate based on the information available to me via the web.

Do not discount your instincts.  Trust them, Clams. 

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2013, 02:23:41 PM »
Mack Brown fired defensive coordinator Manny Diaz after 2 games this season.
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LHC Bill Snyder has never (officially) fired an assistant coach.

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2013, 02:41:21 PM »
Mack Brown fired defensive coordinator Manny Diaz after 2 games this season.
however
LHC Bill Snyder has never (officially) fired an assistant coach.

that was actually one of my howevers but out of respect for manny diaz, i edited it out of the final copy. 
not everyone is as rawdog as you are in your analysis but you keep it real and so you're always going to be OK in my book _FAN.  we both do our jobs exceptionally and i salute your ability to butterball your articles no vaseline style.   go #KSU#1


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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2013, 02:47:29 PM »
Texas's Run D ranks 121st out 123 D1 schools

However,

The two teams that rank behind them are UMass & New Mexico State, schools that K-State & Texas have defeated.

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2013, 02:49:21 PM »
not everyone is as rawdog as your are in your analysis but you keep it real and so you're always going to be OK in my book _FAN.  we both do our jobs exceptionally and i salute your ability to butterball your articles no vaseline style.   go #KSU#1

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2013, 02:52:32 PM »
not everyone is as rawdog as your are in your analysis but you keep it real and so you're always going to be OK in my book _FAN.  we both do our jobs exceptionally and i salute your ability to butterball your articles no vaseline style.   go #KSU#1

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2013, 11:30:59 PM »
This thread is truly inspirational

however

I am very blessed to have read this today.


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Tis a gift to be able to look at Clam's Thursday's Howevers on my Kickass laptop, in air conditioning with a Budweiser Pounder.
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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2013, 12:35:38 AM »
Just read this Clams and like you are so under appreciated.  Do you mind if I use this info to destroy HFBIQ types? 
 

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2013, 07:24:06 AM »
not everyone is as rawdog as you are in your analysis but you keep it real

Keepin' real is just how I roll. Its all good.

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2013, 12:54:46 PM »
Texas's Run D ranks 121st out 123 D1 schools

however,

our coaching staff is going to overthink it and pass the whole game in an unnecessary attempt to throw Texas through a loop.

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2013, 04:59:02 PM »
Texas's Run D ranks 121st out 123 D1 schools

however,

our coaching staff is going to overthink it and pass the whole game in an unnecessary attempt to throw Texas through a loop.

I can see this happening

however,

I hope it doesn't!

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2013, 05:47:12 PM »
The breads don't play this weekend,

however

I can't 1cat cause abc.
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Re: Thursday's Howevers - CTR edition
« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2013, 08:45:51 PM »
'Clams did a great job as usual here

however

I'm worried he is wearing himself down