Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?

[CNS]

i really hope snyder makes the whole lot of you clowns look like really stupid clowns by the end of the year and not just the normal clowns that you already are. i mean like really dumb clowns that are drooling and have poop stains on their clown get up and things of that nature.

I hope he makes the changes we are all asking for and we start blowing everybody out, making us look smart.

what changes? madcat as head coach? get a life you morons.

I would be perfectly willing to be a cash mule/guy who makes other ppls dreams come true as long as they sign with KSU and the cash is provided to me for distribution.  This change should be made immediately.

[420seriouscat69]

There should be a lot more No's. there's a lot of dumbasses on this board. Fwiw, I voted no.

[michigancat]

There should be a lot more No's. there's a lot of dumbasses on this board. Fwiw, I voted no.

fanningbot post

I definitely would be 3-0. No question.

[theKSU]

The poll results would be the same at every school/NFL city. The answer is always putting in the backup QB. If you listen to KC talk radio, you'd know Ricky Stanzi would have gone 13-3 last year with the Chiefs.

[CNS]

Another reason I voted no:

Every game I see coaches wearing those headsets and I always think how hot they would make that part of my head an my ear and how I hate it when my head or ears are hot and have a hard time concentrating with uncomfy hot head or ears and would be completely unable to function.

Also, I would want everyone to just shut the hell up and let me think.  Think of the headaches these guys have when they end the game.

[Rage Against the McKee]

The poll results would be the same at every school/NFL city. The answer is always putting in the backup QB. If you listen to KC talk radio, you'd know Ricky Stanzi would have gone 13-3 last year with the Chiefs.

Ricki Stanzi is a garbage QB and those people are morons. Sams is clearly better than Waters. He's the most exciting player in the Big 12. Plus, we haven't even played a team that is remotely as talented across the board as we are. I think I could be 3-0 even without Sams.

[Trim]

Yes, and the TV show w/Wyatt would be way cooler too.

[CNS]

Another reason I voted no:

I hate working on the weekends.  Like hate it. 

[theKSU]

Sams isn't the backup, Bill said so. He's 1A on the depth chart. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

Another reason I voted no:

I hate working on the weekends.  Like hate it.

If I were coaching the KSU Cats, I would never want to go home.

[MadCat]

MadCat would make a terrible head coach, but the Kansas State football would be 3-0 thus far this year under his direction!

These quotes don't write themselves, folks.

[pissclams]

Yes, and the TV show w/Wyatt would be way cooler too.

i would be 3-0, no doubt.  and i don't understand anything about football.  the real issue here is LHC Bill Snyder's dementia.  in reality, anyone can outcoach someone w/ dementia.

as it relates to the coach's show, i would model mine after sam rothstein's show "Aces High" from the movie casino. featuring the Sasha Semenoff Orchestra and the Sam Rothstein dancers.  i would get rid of wyatt and see if Trudy (also from Aces High) is available.

[Winters]

i really hope snyder makes the whole lot of you clowns look like really stupid clowns by the end of the year and not just the normal clowns that you already are. i mean like really dumb clowns that are drooling and have poop stains on their clown get up and things of that nature.

I think this is more about the first 3 games and not the whole season. I could be wrong tho. 

[timhawk]

Don't know. How far will 50 QB draws a game with Sams get me? That's the real question.

probably get you looking for a replacement for an injuried QB

[pissclams]

Yes, and the TV show w/Wyatt would be way cooler too.

i would be 3-0, no doubt.  and i don't understand anything about football.  the real issue here is LHC Bill Snyder's dementia.  in reality, anyone can outcoach someone w/ dementia.

as it relates to the coach's show, i would model mine after sam rothstein's show "Aces High" from the movie casino. featuring the Sasha Semenoff Orchestra and the Sam Rothstein dancers.  i would get rid of wyatt and see if Trudy (also from Aces High) is available.

frankie avalon?  you bet.

[Trim]

Yes, and the TV show w/Wyatt would be way cooler too.

i would be 3-0, no doubt.  and i don't understand anything about football.  the real issue here is LHC Bill Snyder's dementia.  in reality, anyone can outcoach someone w/ dementia.

as it relates to the coach's show, i would model mine after sam rothstein's show "Aces High" from the movie casino. featuring the Sasha Semenoff Orchestra and the Sam Rothstein dancers.  i would get rid of wyatt and see if Trudy (also from Aces High) is available.

frankie avalon?  you bet.

Wow, I may just focus on the coaching and delegate the TV stuff to new DOTVO 'clams.

[Functianalyst]

K-State in my mind is still a contender for the Big XII championship this year.  With that said, I think everyone is looking at NDSU as being weaker because they are a FCS school.  People fail to remember they are the reigning back-to-back national champs and a Div I school as well.  I think they could have beaten most if not any Big XII school in their opener, especially if their opponent overlooked them as it appeared the Wildcats did.

Which brings me to my point KSU has some wrinkles to iron out, but no different than any Big XII team I have seen so far.  There is no one hitting on all cylinders in this league as of yet.  Those that appear to be playing well (cough: Baylor), have not been tested.  TCU, UT and KSU have a rockier start only because they have lost at least one game.  Overlook UT in Austin this weekend and KSU will undoubtedly be 2-2 and 0-1 in conference.  Play smart by minimizing turnovers and adapting to what KSU gives (Sams or Waters), KSU wins in Austin. 

But to answer the question, "No" I don't think I could have them at 3-0 because NDSU is far better than FBS schools given them credit and they will undoubtedly win another national championship.

[Pett]

5. hood starts in front of shaq

Got ran over for ten yards by that QB tho

[steve dave]

I think they could have beaten most if not any Big XII school in their opener

get off my message board

[Skipper44]

I think they could have beaten most if not any Big XII school in their opener

get off my message board

to be fair, they would beat at least a few Big 12 teams if they also played the backup QB the whole game.

I would say NDSU beats the following teams backup QB

ISU - NDSU prolly beats them irregardless of QB
WVU  - had a tough go with fellow D2 James Madison
UT - Case is pretty horrible

[OK_Cat]

K-State in my mind is still a contender for the Big XII championship this year.  With that said, I think everyone is looking at NDSU as being weaker because they are a FCS school.  People fail to remember they are the reigning back-to-back national champs and a Div I school as well.  I think they could have beaten most if not any Big XII school in their opener, especially if their opponent overlooked them as it appeared the Wildcats did.

Which brings me to my point KSU has some wrinkles to iron out, but no different than any Big XII team I have seen so far.  There is no one hitting on all cylinders in this league as of yet.  Those that appear to be playing well (cough: Baylor), have not been tested.  TCU, UT and KSU have a rockier start only because they have lost at least one game.  Overlook UT in Austin this weekend and KSU will undoubtedly be 2-2 and 0-1 in conference.  Play smart by minimizing turnovers and adapting to what KSU gives (Sams or Waters), KSU wins in Austin. 

But to answer the question, "No" I don't think I could have them at 3-0 because NDSU is far better than FBS schools given them credit and they will undoubtedly win another national championship.

you would be 0-3 because you are stupid.

[HerrSonntag]

I think they could have beaten most if not any Big XII school in their opener

get off my message board

 

[CNS]

Another reason I voted no:

I laughed my ass off every time I read about an FBS school beating us before the first game.  Literally gave it no thought other than to LOL at the idea of them beating us.  How would I play against them?  No clue, who cares, FBS, LOL, etc.  Then, once we were in the game and it became obvs that they were playing well against us, I would continue to LOL and resort to my fall back of NFL Blitz play calling.  Big throws.  All linemen declared eligible for receiving. No huddle.  Mike Leach meets Chip Kelly meets Chris Brown(singer with multiple Lambos) meets Dion Sanders.


On a more general note:  I would require my team to end all huddles with an 11 player jumping high fives and a bunch of fake superman shirt ripping off and "Yeah Boy"ing and "Booya"'ing as the youngsters approached the line. 

Also, Mandatory uppers and steroids for everyone, coaches included.

[michigancat]

The poll results would be the same at every school/NFL city. The answer is always putting in the backup QB. If you listen to KC talk radio, you'd know Ricky Stanzi would have gone 13-3 last year with the Chiefs.

I don't think I would have done better the last two seasons. (would have done better in 2010, though).

[dlineguyz]

5. hood starts in front of shaq

Got ran over for ten yards by that QB tho

forgot about that- of course he was "injured" after the play but i would just rather play a freshman than a senior when there is no noticable difference. Too bad bill's gonna  bill and play the senior who has developed more intristic values.