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Interactions with UT fans this week?
« on: September 16, 2013, 02:15:49 PM »
So power went out at my office today.stupid maintenance guy is here wearing a longhorn hat trying to get it back on.

I made some small talk then he asked me to hold a screwdriver for for him while he played with the transformer or breaker or something.

I pretended to be all nice but as soom as they guy turned around I tossed the screwdriver down the hall and walked away, that loser is now holding a LIVE WIRE WITH NO WAY TO RECONNECT IT!!! #EMAW #YOLO!!! GO CATS


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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2013, 02:16:26 PM »
LOL, HE IS Yelling FOR HELP BUT I Told EVERYONE HE IS CRAZY AND IS THE REASON WE LOST POWER!!!

WHAT AN IDIOT!!!

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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2013, 02:17:09 PM »
ZOMG, COPS JUST TACKLED HIM.!!!! LOLLERZ! longhorn fans are so stupid

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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2013, 12:58:23 PM »
play by play is great!

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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2013, 03:21:23 PM »
PFFFFTT!!!!! OMG OMG OMG

Drove down to the local QT(next gen) and ordered a fresh baked pretzel. I was browsing the store checking out their 12 flavors of tea when I saw a guy wearing an oversized Texas shirt. We exchanged pleasantries about the upcoming game and wished each other luck.

As I was driving out of the parking lot I saw the guy walking down the street right next to A HUGE PUDDLE! OF COURSE I SLAMMED ON THE GAS AND SPLASHED DIRTY STREET WATER ALL OVER THAT STUPID UT FAN! GO CATS!

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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2013, 03:49:19 PM »
Never met one in real life.  :frown:

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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2013, 04:16:50 PM »
I don't know any UT fans, but I did read some Shaggy bevo, which is where I found this. Sorry if I Luke Lukertoned this one.

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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2013, 04:36:26 PM »
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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2013, 04:58:45 PM »
I don't know any UT fans, but I did read some Shaggy bevo, which is where I found this. Sorry if I Luke Lukertoned this one.



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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2013, 12:45:11 PM »
we had a big homework packet due this week in one of our courses, and of course being the good 3maw i am had it all done and all correct. well 10 minutes before we turn it in this ugly looking man skunk turns around and asks me "HEY WHATD YOU GET FOR THIS ONE I DIDNT DO IT?" at first being the nice guy I am I was about to sit down and explain it to him so he would understand, BUT i quickly spotted a tu folder in his backpack and proceeded to give him THE WRONG ANSWERS! LOL. THEN I TOLD THE PROFESSOR HE TRIED COPYING and he gave him an XF!  :eek: as i walked back to my seat, the other emaws made a tunnel for me, high-fiving me and congratulatory spanks to be had along the way. go cats 
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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2013, 12:59:57 PM »
we had a big homework packet due this week in one of our courses, and of course being the good 3maw i am had it all done and all correct. well 10 minutes before we turn it in this ugly looking man skunk turns around and asks me "HEY WHATD YOU GET FOR THIS ONE I DIDNT DO IT?" at first being the nice guy I am I was about to sit down and explain it to him so he would understand, BUT i quickly spotted a tu folder in his backpack and proceeded to give him THE WRONG ANSWERS! LOL. THEN I TOLD THE PROFESSOR HE TRIED COPYING and he gave him an XF!  :eek: as i walked back to my seat, the other emaws made a tunnel for me, high-fiving me and congratulatory spanks to be had along the way. go cats 
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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2013, 11:50:38 PM »
we had a big homework packet due this week in one of our courses, and of course being the good 3maw i am had it all done and all correct. well 10 minutes before we turn it in this ugly looking man skunk turns around and asks me "HEY WHATD YOU GET FOR THIS ONE I DIDNT DO IT?" at first being the nice guy I am I was about to sit down and explain it to him so he would understand, BUT i quickly spotted a tu folder in his backpack and proceeded to give him THE WRONG ANSWERS! LOL. THEN I TOLD THE PROFESSOR HE TRIED COPYING and he gave him an XF!  :eek: as i walked back to my seat, the other emaws made a tunnel for me, high-fiving me and congratulatory spanks to be had along the way. go cats 
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Like they gave you pairs of lady's spanks (the clothing item) along the way, which would be really weird, or did they physically spank you down the emaw tunnel? BTW, that would also be really weird.
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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2013, 12:10:19 AM »
Ran into a gal in a UT shirt today.  I was all like "How are you?" and she was all like "Great! How's your day going?" and I was all like "Mighty fine, thanks!"  Pretty normal day, overall. 

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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2013, 12:12:19 AM »
I don't know any UT fans, but I did read some Shaggy bevo, which is where I found this. Sorry if I Luke Lukertoned this one.



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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2013, 01:19:33 PM »
Tried to interact with a UT fan this week but he had been hanging from the ceiling fan with the vacuum cleaner cord for too long.

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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2013, 01:49:01 PM »
LolololERZ! This big TX fan sits about 2 seats over from me and was working on a huge project for a VP. Earlier today he went to the bathroom and I changed a bunch of his formulas in Excel! !! Hahahahahah!!!!

Then i told Big bossman VP that I saw the UT fan smoking drugs in his car this morning!!!! The VP just got sone reading the report and is SUPER PISSED!!!! PFFFT, DUMBASS BEVO FANS!!! go cats!

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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2013, 01:49:41 PM »
LOL! and I hid a sack of drugs in his desk!!! Can't wait FOR bossman to find them!!! Go cats! #emaw #life #YOLO

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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2013, 01:58:39 PM »
I walk into the bathroom at a super-elite Target store here in KC, and I see a longhorn fan go into the one of the stalls to drop the kids off at the pool. I don't really have to take a dump, but I'm EMAW, so I can pretty much do whatever I want whenever I want. So, I go into the stall next to him and proceed to hoist myself up onto the partition and crap on his head. He never saw it coming...they never do.
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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2013, 02:35:02 PM »
I can't wait to meet some super rich classy Texas fans at the game and impress them with how well spoken I am despite going to public k-12.
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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2013, 02:38:51 PM »
I am hoping to meet some nice Mexican-Americans (or just Mexicans!) in Austin that can direct me to an authentic taqueria!
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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2013, 03:32:52 PM »
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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2013, 03:34:47 PM »
I am hoping to meet some nice Mexican-Americans (or just Mexicans!) in Austin that can direct me to an authentic taqueria!

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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2013, 03:36:25 PM »
LOL! and I hid a sack of drugs in his desk!!! Can't wait FOR bossman to find them!!! Go cats! #emaw #life #YOLO
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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2013, 03:40:19 PM »
I talked with the head of of parking at UT (Debbie, you can find her number on their website). While I was talking to her, she said, "Excuse me, I have to deal with a red pickup that is parked illegally." I told her, "Just tow their ass!" She laughed and said, "I WILL!"
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Re: Interactions with UT fans this week?
« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2013, 03:58:45 PM »
I am hoping to meet some nice Mexican-Americans (or just Mexicans!) in Austin that can direct me to an authentic taqueria!

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