Author Topic: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition (Read 6293 times)

pissclams · « **on:** September 12, 2013, 01:42:25 PM »

hey fellas, clams here again with my weekly edition of Thursday's Howevers where i do my breakdown of the upcoming game using little factoids from around the web. i call it- Thursday's Howevers.

mike wegzyn has a passer rating of 85.1, 13th in mid-american confy
however
stacey bedell is the 7th rated rusher in the mid-american confy

tajae sharpe is the 18th ranked wr in the mid-american confy
however
colter johnson is 6th in punting yards in the mid-american confy

umass has not recorded a qb sack this season
however
blake lucas has not made a FG this season

umass lost 45-0 against wisconsin
however
umass only lost by 10 pts to maine

well, that's it for this week's Thursday's Howevers.

my analysis says take the cats, i think we win this one. you can tell because the thread symbol is a thumbs up. thanks fellas, go ksu. talk to you on the FLIPSIDE.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 12, 2013, 01:45:58 PM »

I always know right after lunch on a Thursday, I can look forward to a Thursday's Howevers.

This really helps me know what to watch for on Saturday.

Winters · « **Reply #2 on:** September 12, 2013, 01:46:49 PM »

UMASS seems pretty scrappy. I hope the cats can match their toughness.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #3 on:** September 12, 2013, 01:47:02 PM »

This is spot-on analysis. I look forward to next week's. We are so blessed to have access to a great sports mind like pissclams.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #4 on:** September 12, 2013, 01:48:21 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on September 12, 2013, 01:45:58 PM

I always know right after lunch on a Thursday, I can look forward to a Thursday's Howevers.

This really helps me know what to watch for on Saturday.

I'm curious to know how you always knew you could look forward to these, seeing as how this is the first one.

kslim · « **Reply #5 on:** September 12, 2013, 01:49:12 PM »

nice write up. i now actually know something about the 60 second men

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #6 on:** September 12, 2013, 01:50:20 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on September 12, 2013, 01:48:21 PM

Quote from: CartierFor3 on September 12, 2013, 01:45:58 PM
I always know right after lunch on a Thursday, I can look forward to a Thursday's Howevers.

This really helps me know what to watch for on Saturday.

I'm curious to know how you always knew you could look forward to these, seeing as how this is the first one.

He's psychic.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #7 on:** September 12, 2013, 01:51:16 PM »

Best edition of Thursday's Howevers yet. Keep up the good work

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #8 on:** September 12, 2013, 01:51:28 PM »

60mm thinks people outside of Massachusetts are closed minded and biggoted
however
60mm lacks a thoughrough understanding of history or geography and says stupid things like calling Kansas part of the Old South

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 12, 2013, 01:51:46 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on September 12, 2013, 01:48:21 PM

Quote from: CartierFor3 on September 12, 2013, 01:45:58 PM
I always know right after lunch on a Thursday, I can look forward to a Thursday's Howevers.

This really helps me know what to watch for on Saturday.

I'm curious to know how you always knew you could look forward to these, seeing as how this is the first one.

It just makes sense that Thursday's Howevers would be posted on a Thursday. I guess that's how I knew.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #10 on:** September 12, 2013, 01:53:10 PM »

See, I have no idea what or who 60mm is. That's what makes pissclams so good at this. He would never post some obscure crap like that.

pissclams · « **Reply #11 on:** September 12, 2013, 01:57:16 PM »

Quote from: Winters on September 12, 2013, 01:46:49 PM

UMASS seems pretty scrappy. I hope the cats can match their toughness.

they are very scrappy, i knew you would pick up on that. you're always reading between the ~~lines~~ Howevers

kso_FAN · « **Reply #12 on:** September 12, 2013, 02:00:01 PM »

Is UMass the one where the players went into the empty store and paid for their stuff even though no one was there? Seemed like really good guys.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 12, 2013, 02:01:16 PM »

We've established that UMASS is scrappy.

However,

The Wildcats of K-State should be able to handle the pressure.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #14 on:** September 12, 2013, 02:01:41 PM »

Mike Wegzyn has the same TD:INT ratio as Jake Waters
however
If UMass doesn't improve their average attendance by about 50% this season the NCAA is going to put them on probation

60-minute-men · « **Reply #15 on:** September 12, 2013, 02:29:27 PM »

Quote from: HerrSonntag on September 12, 2013, 01:51:28 PM

60mm thinks people outside of Massachusetts are closed minded and biggoted
however
60mm lacks a thoughrough understanding of history or geography and says stupid things like calling Kansas part of the Old South

Cannoncat is closed-minded and bigoted.
however
Kansas is actually not part of the Old South, despite sharing several key similarities, such as bigotry and poor educational systems.

HerrSontag can apparently read
however
HerrSontag lacks a thorough understanding of proper spelling.

Sandstone Outcropping · « **Reply #16 on:** September 12, 2013, 02:35:06 PM »

8manpick · « **Reply #17 on:** September 12, 2013, 02:51:13 PM »

Thursday's hangovers are a lot like other hangovers. Sucks for work tho

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #18 on:** September 12, 2013, 03:05:09 PM »

this is a great thread

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #19 on:** September 12, 2013, 03:05:37 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on September 12, 2013, 03:05:09 PM

this is a great thread

however its pretty shitty also

Tobias · « **Reply #20 on:** September 12, 2013, 03:06:52 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on September 12, 2013, 03:05:09 PM

this is a great thread

one of the clamsiest (in a good way of course)

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #21 on:** September 12, 2013, 03:24:15 PM »

my mom is from lexington, mass. and my aunt graduated from UMASS. anyway, i'll be rooting for the minutemen this weekend. thought i should tell you guys that in advance;

HOWEVER

good luck to your team.

MadCat · « **Reply #22 on:** September 12, 2013, 03:27:39 PM »

ex-bro-in-law went to harvard and he's batshit crazy

fizz buzz

pissclams · « **Reply #23 on:** September 12, 2013, 03:32:52 PM »

Quote from: bubbles4ksu on September 12, 2013, 03:24:15 PM

my mom is from lexington, mass. and my aunt graduated from UMASS. anyway, i'll be rooting for the minutemen this weekend. thought i should tell you guys that in advance. good luck to your team.

can i get a However?

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #24 on:** September 12, 2013, 03:34:17 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on September 12, 2013, 03:32:52 PM

Quote from: bubbles4ksu on September 12, 2013, 03:24:15 PM
my mom is from lexington, mass. and my aunt graduated from UMASS. anyway, i'll be rooting for the minutemen this weekend. thought i should tell you guys that in advance. good luck to your team.

can i get a However?

sorry, fixed.