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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2013, 07:57:44 PM »
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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2013, 08:02:09 PM »
Go out and measure the height of the speed limit signs to make sure they are legal per MUTCD.

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2013, 08:06:09 PM »
I'll write you in prison

I appreciate that because I just found their twitter handle.  I'll probably be there soon.
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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2013, 08:58:23 PM »
I don't think you're story is true. I bet you were speeding

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2013, 09:24:03 PM »
2012 Lexus LS 600hL   0-60 mph 5.7   Quarter Mile 14.0

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2013, 09:30:39 PM »
2012 Lexus LS 600hL   0-60 mph 5.7   Quarter Mile 14.0

Would take.

My car on the other hand 2010 Lexus HS 250h  0-60 8.7  Quarter mile 16.4
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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2013, 09:39:42 PM »
I would wear one of your classier tanks just fyi.

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2013, 09:46:44 PM »
2012 Lexus LS 600hL   0-60 mph 5.7   Quarter Mile 14.0

Would take.

My car on the other hand 2010 Lexus HS 250h  0-60 8.7  Quarter mile 16.4

so you could have easily gotten to 41mph in less an eighth of a mile....

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2013, 11:10:52 PM »
Sell the Lexus and buy my 5 series (gently used, non-functioning back right window), then tell the judge that it isn't even your car listed on the ticket. Then party.
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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #34 on: September 09, 2013, 11:20:25 PM »
Go out and measure the height of the speed limit signs to make sure they are legal per MUTCD.

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #35 on: September 09, 2013, 11:30:33 PM »
Go out to the speed limit sign with black spray paint and paint a 4 over the 2 so the sign says the speed limit is 40. Take a camera and set the date and time to right after you received the ticket, and then take a photo of the speed limit sign with a time stamp on the photo. Take it to court and say that you couldn't possibly have known you were speeding because some bad person vandalized the speed limit signs.

Just don't get caught. You will wish you had paid the money if you do.

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #36 on: September 10, 2013, 01:21:39 AM »
-Request video of the traffic stop
-Request calibration records for the radar gun if used
-change your court date to a different day of the week (preferably earlier)
-if all else fails try to play dumb to the prosecutor but obviously don't admit you did it


I have gotten out of 5 charges so far this year by doing this


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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #37 on: September 10, 2013, 02:54:44 AM »
Better call Saul!

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #38 on: September 10, 2013, 07:30:21 AM »
2012 Lexus LS 600hL   0-60 mph 5.7   Quarter Mile 14.0

Would take.

My car on the other hand 2010 Lexus HS 250h  0-60 8.7  Quarter mile 16.4



so you could have easily gotten to 41mph in less an eighth of a mile....

Probably, but I couldn't have gotten back down to 0 for the stop light.
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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #39 on: September 10, 2013, 07:30:49 AM »
Sell the Lexus and buy my 5 series (gently used, non-functioning back right window), then tell the judge that it isn't even your car listed on the ticket. Then party.

You still haven't fixed that window?
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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #40 on: September 10, 2013, 07:39:03 AM »
I would wear one of your classier tanks just fyi.

Is the black too formal?

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #41 on: September 10, 2013, 09:26:26 AM »
I got a 33 in a 25 written 2 minutes after the school zone started once.

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #42 on: September 10, 2013, 09:32:05 AM »
Sell the Lexus and buy my 5 series (gently used, non-functioning back right window), then tell the judge that it isn't even your car listed on the ticket. Then party.

You still haven't fixed that window?

trying to sell the car. dont wanna fix it.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #43 on: September 10, 2013, 09:32:59 AM »
I'd either go with obama can't ban these guns or I flexed and the sleeves fell off

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #44 on: September 10, 2013, 09:37:25 AM »
25 mph school zones?  :dunno:

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #45 on: September 10, 2013, 09:39:23 AM »
I got a 33 in a 25 written 2 minutes after the school zone started once.

I had a Leawood cop pull me over for a school zone violation on December 27th. Luckily his superior officer saved me the time of explaining that in court and made the officer tear up my ticket a few days later.

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #46 on: September 10, 2013, 09:52:18 AM »
I got a 33 in a 25 written 2 minutes after the school zone started once.

Bastard.  He/she should have given you a warning.
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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #47 on: September 10, 2013, 10:00:41 AM »
Why were you going so fast in a school zone? Were you rushing home to watch an MMA fight or something?

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #48 on: September 10, 2013, 10:18:52 AM »
download a data logging car perfomance app like this one

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.prowl.torquefree&hl=en

and do a few runs (durring non school hours!) and see if 41 mph is possible in your fancy boy camry

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #49 on: September 10, 2013, 10:41:48 AM »
Couple things:

One time my wife got a ticket and explained to me it wasn't possible she was going that fast because of the distance from her last spot.  We went out there and it was like a half-mile.  I just  :ROFL:.

Do you have a GPS in your car?  Was it on?  You can pull the track history and verify your actual speed.