This thread is very wgaf mixed with stfu
this post may has well have been in navajo, omg, amiright GPC guys? 
GPC: snakes, sparklers
goEMAW: whistlin' bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, and whistlin' kitty chasers