Author Topic: Miley Cyrus  (Read 41703 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Online 8manpick

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 19148
  • A top quartile binger, poster, and friend
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #75 on: September 09, 2013, 07:51:14 PM »
No successful people ever dance suggestively or take the drugs,  so yeah, Miley is a total disaster.
:adios:

Offline Mr Bread

  • We Gave You Bruce
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 7867
  • I've distressing news.
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #76 on: September 09, 2013, 07:53:28 PM »
I bet she has b.o., and farts and belches all the time. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

Offline Dugout DickStone

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 53889
  • BSPAC
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #77 on: September 09, 2013, 10:07:56 PM »
As much as she sticks her tongue out, she needs to brush it.  A white/gray tongue is gross

Offline DQ12

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 22780
  • #TeamChestHair
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #78 on: September 09, 2013, 10:22:05 PM »
i'm glad we can all agree that she's pretty gross, at least.  not ugly.  just a gross.


"You want to stand next to someone and not be able to hear them, walk your ass into Manhattan, Kansas." - [REDACTED]

Offline bones129

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 12132
  • RUN! Tell all the other curs the Law's coming!
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #79 on: September 09, 2013, 10:23:06 PM »
Hosting SNL in a couple of weeks.

Does this hurt the image of SNL?

Online 8manpick

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 19148
  • A top quartile binger, poster, and friend
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #80 on: September 09, 2013, 10:30:35 PM »
i'm glad we can all agree that she's pretty gross, at least.  not ugly.  just a gross.
Rocketing to the top of my list of celebs to party with, right behind LiLo
:adios:

Offline star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 67412
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #81 on: September 09, 2013, 10:32:31 PM »
I don't think she's all that gross.   :dunno:
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

Offline DQ12

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 22780
  • #TeamChestHair
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #82 on: September 09, 2013, 10:34:58 PM »
she was licking a sledgehammer, guys.  that's up there with the homeless dude in Austin who ate an entire cigarette that Miegecat bummed him.


"You want to stand next to someone and not be able to hear them, walk your ass into Manhattan, Kansas." - [REDACTED]

Offline EMAWmeister

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 8957
  • Livin' it up
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #83 on: September 09, 2013, 10:35:45 PM »
she was licking a sledgehammer, guys.

It's a metaphor.

Offline DQ12

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 22780
  • #TeamChestHair
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #84 on: September 09, 2013, 10:36:39 PM »


"You want to stand next to someone and not be able to hear them, walk your ass into Manhattan, Kansas." - [REDACTED]

Offline EMAWmeister

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 8957
  • Livin' it up
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #85 on: September 09, 2013, 10:38:33 PM »

Offline DQ12

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 22780
  • #TeamChestHair
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #86 on: September 09, 2013, 10:40:29 PM »
crack is pretty gross.  licking sledgehammers is pretty gross.  i'll have to check my math with Chings, but i'm pretty sure that's gross(gross)=gross2 right there. 

i like her music though.


"You want to stand next to someone and not be able to hear them, walk your ass into Manhattan, Kansas." - [REDACTED]

Offline XocolateThundarr

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 5298
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #87 on: September 09, 2013, 11:52:35 PM »
@mikec2w

Offline Trim

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 42620
  • Pfizer PLUS Moderna and now Pfizer Bivalent
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #88 on: September 10, 2013, 12:01:46 AM »
Long hair would be a good start.

Offline felix rex

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 8967
  • Knows what Brent did
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #89 on: September 10, 2013, 06:25:41 AM »
i'm glad we can all agree that she's pretty gross, at least.  not ugly.  just a gross.

I'm sort of team Dlew here. While not a disaster, the licking thing was just weird and gross and she kind of looks like Hillary Swank from Boys Don't Cry.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

Offline Pete

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 30946
  • T-Shirt KSU Football Fan, Loves Lawrence and KU
    • View Profile
Miley Cyrus
« Reply #90 on: September 10, 2013, 06:26:49 AM »
True story:

Couple years ago Kirk Shulz was just getting into Facebook, and had not figured out how to prevent Facebook from posting on his timeline about the the Yahoo articles he was reading...then pops up that the Animal was reading a story about her in some scandalous clothing  or something....story was titled something really cheesy like "You'll Never Believe the Revealing Outfit Mylie Cyrus was Caught in!"

That rascal, Animal, was all over it! 

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 88518
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #91 on: September 10, 2013, 07:16:25 AM »
True story:

Couple years ago Kirk Shulz was just getting into Facebook, and had not figured out how to prevent Facebook from posting on his timeline about the the Yahoo articles he was reading...then pops up that the Animal was reading a story about her in some scandalous clothing  or something....story was titled something really cheesy like "You'll Never Believe the Revealing Outfit Mylie Cyrus was Caught in!"

That rascal, Animal, was all over it!

that was great. wish I had gotten a screenshot of it.

Offline CNS

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 38061
  • I'm Athletes
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #92 on: September 10, 2013, 07:27:37 AM »
crack is pretty gross.  licking sledgehammers is pretty gross.  i'll have to check my math with Chings, but i'm pretty sure that's gross(gross)=gross2 right there. 

i like her music though.

Two negs is a positive, mr. Soon to be lawyer who evidently doesn't need math any more.

Offline mocat

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 40515
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #93 on: September 10, 2013, 07:36:29 AM »
True story:

Couple years ago Kirk Shulz was just getting into Facebook, and had not figured out how to prevent Facebook from posting on his timeline about the the Yahoo articles he was reading...then pops up that the Animal was reading a story about her in some scandalous clothing  or something....story was titled something really cheesy like "You'll Never Believe the Revealing Outfit Mylie Cyrus was Caught in!"

That rascal, Animal, was all over it!

that was great. wish I had gotten a screenshot of it.


Animal Instincts

Offline Trim

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 42620
  • Pfizer PLUS Moderna and now Pfizer Bivalent
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #94 on: September 10, 2013, 08:07:15 AM »
True story:

Couple years ago Kirk Shulz was just getting into Facebook, and had not figured out how to prevent Facebook from posting on his timeline about the the Yahoo articles he was reading...then pops up that the Animal was reading a story about her in some scandalous clothing  or something....story was titled something really cheesy like "You'll Never Believe the Revealing Outfit Mylie Cyrus was Caught in!"

That rascal, Animal, was all over it!

that was great. wish I had gotten a screenshot of it.

Hang on...

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 88518
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #95 on: September 10, 2013, 08:08:44 AM »
 :excited:

Offline Trim

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 42620
  • Pfizer PLUS Moderna and now Pfizer Bivalent
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #96 on: September 10, 2013, 08:12:10 AM »

Offline Dr Rick Daris

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 23381
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #97 on: September 10, 2013, 08:18:53 AM »


the animal is gonna the animal and you can't do anything about it.

Offline Dr Rick Daris

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 23381
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #98 on: September 10, 2013, 08:23:13 AM »
on a serious cyrus tip though, did everybody see the tmz report about her and some other hollywood types getting a weekly fizz buzz game going kind of like how people will do weekly texas hold 'em things? pretty crazy.

Offline EllRobersonisInnocent

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 7690
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #99 on: September 10, 2013, 08:28:41 AM »
Bunch of Lady Gaga lovin dorks in here, jfc.