Author Topic: The Cardinals (Read 19958 times)

8manpick · « **Reply #100 on:** June 12, 2015, 11:11:00 AM »

Havs, if you're going to be at the game Saturday, meet me by the Denkinger statue at 2

mocat · « **Reply #101 on:** June 12, 2015, 11:41:21 AM »

Lynn + Lackey - Wacha = Roys are going murder the cards

The Big Train · « **Reply #102 on:** June 12, 2015, 11:42:30 AM »

Quote from: mocat on June 12, 2015, 11:41:21 AM

Lynn + Lackey - Wacha = Roys are going murder the cards

yep

mocat · « **Reply #103 on:** June 12, 2015, 11:57:00 AM »

you know who loves Lance Lynn? if you guessed "his mom" you're wrong. it's actually kendrys morales. little known fact. go ahead and pass that along.

for reference, here is the face that a mother could not love:

mocat · « **Reply #104 on:** June 12, 2015, 12:02:20 PM »

http://baseballsavant.com/popup/video.php?video_id=126277083

http://baseballsavant.com/popup/video.php?video_id=126411783

mocat · « **Reply #105 on:** June 12, 2015, 12:11:14 PM »

you know who loves John Lackey? if you guessed "his mom" you're wrong. it's actually alex gordon. little known fact. go ahead and pass that along.

for reference, here is the face that a mother could not love:

mocat · « **Reply #106 on:** June 12, 2015, 12:11:46 PM »

http://baseballsavant.com/popup/video.php?video_id=29619919

http://baseballsavant.com/popup/video.php?video_id=128211483

mocat · « **Reply #107 on:** June 12, 2015, 12:18:16 PM »

you know who loves Jaime Garcia? if you guessed "his mom" you're wrong. it's also alex gordon. little known fact. go ahead and pass that along.

for reference, here is the face that a mother could not love:

http://baseballsavant.com/popup/video.php?video_id=15073145

http://baseballsavant.com/popup/video.php?video_id=16064337

http://baseballsavant.com/popup/video.php?video_id=33403655

mocat · « **Reply #108 on:** June 12, 2015, 12:18:27 PM »

Dub · « **Reply #109 on:** June 12, 2015, 12:21:09 PM »

So what your getting at is Gordon's going to have 3-4 HR's this weekend?

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #110 on:** June 12, 2015, 12:37:30 PM »

Quote from: mocat on June 12, 2015, 12:02:20 PM

http://baseballsavant.com/popup/video.php?video_id=126277083

http://baseballsavant.com/popup/video.php?video_id=126411783

Ryan lol:

"So sad when Oscar Tavaris was driving and THERE'S A DRIVE TO DEEP RIGHT FIELD.... AND ...... GONE! KENDRYS MORALES!"

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #111 on:** June 12, 2015, 12:42:14 PM »

mocat, I know this is outside your "his mom doesn't love him" thing but remember this:

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/48845874/v27599621/kcstl-francoeurs-solo-shot-ties-the-game-at-2/?game_pk=347553

Brock Landers · « **Reply #112 on:** June 12, 2015, 12:56:01 PM »

I'm glad the Royals are far more handsome than the Cardinals and don't have weirdly shaped faces and heads and messed up facial hair.

Trim · « **Reply #113 on:** June 12, 2015, 12:58:20 PM »

There's a guy in a royals shirt and cardinals hat on my flight.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #114 on:** June 12, 2015, 12:58:43 PM »

Lance Lynn has a cold dead stare and has probably given up on life. I bet his beard smells bad and has little pieces of Skoal and food trapped in it.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #115 on:** June 12, 2015, 01:00:21 PM »

Quote from: Trim on June 12, 2015, 12:58:20 PM

There's a guy in a royals shirt and cardinals hat on my flight.

Horrible human

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scottwildcat · « **Reply #116 on:** June 12, 2015, 01:00:33 PM »

Quote from: scottwildcat on June 12, 2015, 01:00:21 PM

Quote from: Trim on June 12, 2015, 12:58:20 PM
There's a guy in a royals shirt and cardinals hat on my flight.

Horrible human

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The guy not you.

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mocat · « **Reply #117 on:** June 12, 2015, 01:08:56 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on June 12, 2015, 12:42:14 PM

mocat, I know this is outside your "his mom doesn't love him" thing but remember this:

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/48845874/v27599621/kcstl-francoeurs-solo-shot-ties-the-game-at-2/?game_pk=347553

oh my goodness i forgot how hilarious george looked in the dugout

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #118 on:** June 12, 2015, 01:31:11 PM »

Who is ready to go back and forth with Havs on snapchat with me tomorrow afternoon?

The Big Train · « **Reply #119 on:** June 12, 2015, 01:43:50 PM »

one of my coworkers is wearing his cardinals jersey today

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #120 on:** June 12, 2015, 03:41:44 PM »

Quote from: mocat on June 12, 2015, 11:57:00 AM

you know who loves Lance Lynn? if you guessed "his mom" you're wrong. it's actually kendrys morales. little known fact. go ahead and pass that along.

for reference, here is the face that a mother could not love:

this loser is on the DL

Spracne · « **Reply #121 on:** June 12, 2015, 04:15:00 PM »

What's the deal with the lighting in those headshots?

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #122 on:** June 12, 2015, 04:16:14 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on June 12, 2015, 04:15:00 PM

What's the deal with the lighting in those headshots?

its normal. Cardinals have an unnatural amount of face grease that makes it look weird

Spracne · « **Reply #123 on:** June 12, 2015, 04:20:53 PM »

It's like they were taking turns telling spooky stories around the campfire

Havs · « **Reply #124 on:** June 12, 2015, 11:24:32 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on June 12, 2015, 11:11:00 AM

Havs, if you're going to be at the game Saturday, meet me by the Denkinger statue at 2

Gotta plan these things more in advance. Denkinger's nephew plays for SLU now, ironically.

Author Topic: The Cardinals (Read 19958 times)

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