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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22075 on: October 24, 2020, 06:17:44 PM »
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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22076 on: October 24, 2020, 07:45:14 PM »
Listened to 810 on the way home from work. Learned the Jayhawks played us even (except for the 3rd quarter) offensively and defensively, and would have been right there if not for the worst special teams game in the history of college football. Also, mark it down these Jayhawk freshmen and sophs are the core of a program turnaround that will win six games in three years. Also, hawkers should of, could have won six games last year.
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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22077 on: October 24, 2020, 08:24:44 PM »
Listened to 810 on the way home from work. Learned the Jayhawks played us even (except for the 3rd quarter) offensively and defensively, and would have been right there if not for the worst special teams game in the history of college football. Also, mark it down these Jayhawk freshmen and sophs are the core of a program turnaround that will win six games in three years. Also, hawkers should of, could have won six games last year.
"Everybody would feel much more upbeat about this programs had they won those six 50-50 games last year."

It is amazing how much they are moral victory'ing a 55-14 crap kicking. They keep talking about how close it was and how it was only special teams. If we didn't have 5 offensive penalties the first quarter we score 70.

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22078 on: October 24, 2020, 09:20:34 PM »
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I was just thinking if KU had any kind of offense we could easily win this game, neither team is very good, take away special teams for kstate and this game is pretty much even.

This says more about how pathetic the Big 12 is anytime this ksu team is undefeated in your league, they would finish no better then 7th or 8th in the SEC.

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if you take away punt returns, int returns, and drives that started on our 30 yard line or closer for ksu, KU is up 7-0
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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22079 on: October 24, 2020, 09:58:41 PM »
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I was just thinking if KU had any kind of offense we could easily win this game, neither team is very good, take away special teams for kstate and this game is pretty much even.

This says more about how pathetic the Big 12 is anytime this ksu team is undefeated in your league, they would finish no better then 7th or 8th in the SEC.

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if you take away punt returns, int returns, and drives that started on our 30 yard line or closer for ksu, KU is up 7-0

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22080 on: October 24, 2020, 10:22:58 PM »
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LOL. Just got done telling my son they’ll run this back with no time left. What a clusterfuk. Taters don’t need the sheep. They’re doing a pretty good job of bending us over the truck bed right now.

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this is the dumbest football I have ever seen. 34-7 down at half but KU should be winning this game

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It would really suck to pull the plug on this staff but we have a better chance of the sun engulfing our planet then MIles turning this thing around.

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After a lot of soul-searching and talking things over with my family, I've decided to "opt out" of being a KU football fan this season.

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At this rate we’ll be bowl eligible by the time everyone on this board is fertilizing daffodils.

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I bet enough money each week against KU to make me happy when they get crushed. You gents should start doing the same if you are going to watch this crap.

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Miles and Long should not be allowed on the bus after the game. They should have Beaty Uber them back to Lawrence.

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I predicted 0 wins for this year and I am STILL amazed at how bad we are.

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With continued improvement...I think they can reach zero wins.

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I think we should just put a headset on a football. Pretty much the same thing as Miles standing there on the sidelines with that 1000 yard stare

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I just turned on the radio and had to hear Hannis super excited touch down call as though we just grabbed the lead.

*sigh*
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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22081 on: October 24, 2020, 11:50:49 PM »
Phog really loves to talk about rough ridin' sheep for some reason.

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22082 on: October 25, 2020, 12:11:08 AM »
Phog really loves to talk about rough ridin' sheep for some reason.
I assume they are trying to make fun of us for being farmers/Ag school but literally no one in KS actually raises sheep anymore. All beef baby.

So yeah, that joke your grandaddy told you was a killer back in the 1950's but LOL at anyone actually raising sheep for a living these days in KS.


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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22083 on: October 25, 2020, 12:12:11 AM »
If they called us Meat Goat fuckers then I might get all riled up.

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22084 on: October 25, 2020, 05:37:55 AM »
Yeah, they’re pretty into bestiality over in Lawrentucky. If you need proof or a reminder, look up “Cem Basoflas.” But warning: it’s very  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22085 on: October 25, 2020, 12:14:33 PM »
If they called us Meat Goat fuckers then I might get all riled up.
From my experience, the only people with goats are JOCO estate owners who get a few for their kids for 4-H projects as part of their "rurual" lifestyle. They have their horeses of course, the project goats, and worry constantly about creeping urban infringement on their "rural" lifestyle.

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22086 on: October 25, 2020, 08:18:33 PM »
Phog really loves to talk about rough ridin' sheep for some reason.
I assume they are trying to make fun of us for being farmers/Ag school but literally no one in KS actually raises sheep anymore. All beef baby.

So yeah, that joke your grandaddy told you was a killer back in the 1950's but LOL at anyone actually raising sheep for a living these days in KS.

About 100+ years ago sheep owners were thought as a lower form of rancher than cattle rancher.  Also the word rancher was never used to describe one who raises sheep.
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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22087 on: October 25, 2020, 08:49:17 PM »
Phog really loves to talk about rough ridin' sheep for some reason.
I assume they are trying to make fun of us for being farmers/Ag school but literally no one in KS actually raises sheep anymore. All beef baby.

So yeah, that joke your grandaddy told you was a killer back in the 1950's but LOL at anyone actually raising sheep for a living these days in KS.

About 100+ years ago sheep owners were thought as a lower form of rancher than cattle rancher.  Also the word rancher was never used to describe one who raises sheep.

Dammit katpappy, you are going to turn this into another high farm IQ thread

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22088 on: October 25, 2020, 09:14:30 PM »
Phog really loves to talk about rough ridin' sheep for some reason.
I assume they are trying to make fun of us for being farmers/Ag school but literally no one in KS actually raises sheep anymore. All beef baby.

So yeah, that joke your grandaddy told you was a killer back in the 1950's but LOL at anyone actually raising sheep for a living these days in KS.

About 100+ years ago sheep owners were thought as a lower form of rancher than cattle rancher.  Also the word rancher was never used to describe one who raises sheep.

Dammit katpappy, you are going to turn this into another high farm IQ thread

No, just saying they think we're not up to cattle barron standards.
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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22089 on: October 26, 2020, 06:47:09 PM »
How many cattle does one have to own in order to be considered a cattle baron? Asking for a friend.

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22090 on: October 26, 2020, 06:55:15 PM »
How many cattle does one have to own in order to be considered a cattle baron? Asking for a friend.
If you have to ask....
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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22091 on: October 26, 2020, 07:26:41 PM »
P sure they are called "heads".

Don't know if the two-headed ones count twice
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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22092 on: October 26, 2020, 07:52:40 PM »
P sure they are called "heads".

Don't know if the two-headed ones count twice

“Head” as in “450 head of cattle.”
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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22093 on: October 26, 2020, 10:16:37 PM »
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_pC5iJ0tXU&feature=youtu.be[/youtube]


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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22094 on: October 26, 2020, 11:00:32 PM »
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_pC5iJ0tXU&feature=youtu.be[/youtube]

omg that music and the stats at the end!

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22095 on: October 27, 2020, 08:02:54 AM »
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_pC5iJ0tXU&feature=youtu.be[/youtube]

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22096 on: October 27, 2020, 09:21:32 AM »
Can we finally label this The Curse of the Great Mangino? A la - the curse of the Great Bambino.


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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22097 on: October 27, 2020, 09:43:06 AM »
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_pC5iJ0tXU&feature=youtu.be[/youtube]

Oh man, great work here. Such a hauntingly beautiful version of the state song of Kansas matched up with some sizzling highlights of a football match between two Kansas schools. What more could a man ask for?

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22098 on: October 27, 2020, 01:02:39 PM »
Gavin lashing out at Kurtz.

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #22099 on: October 27, 2020, 01:50:57 PM »
Can we finally label this The Curse of the Great Mangino? A la - the curse of the Great Bambino.

Considering ol boy went out with a 7 game losing streak, I don't think so.