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Offline KITNfury

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Absolutely. High wasted jean shorts are not written by any type of man as far as I know.

wasted? kstate education.....
I don't know if there's anything dorkier than pointing out spelling mistakes on a message board but when using Swype, I make more mistakes. Sioux me about it.

you can't blame that one on swype
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Memphis coach Justin Fuente on Week 3 game at Bowling Green: We're taking "a pretty significant step up in competition this week" #KUfball

this can't be a real quote, can it?

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Memphis coach Justin Fuente on Week 3 game at Bowling Green: We're taking "a pretty significant step up in competition this week" #KUfball

this can't be a real quote, can it?

It sounds messed up but its almost certainly true. They were 14 point favorites on the road against KU. I haven't checked, but they probably aren't favored by as much against Bowling Green.
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Worst of the worst :frown:

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/eye-on-college-football/25302839/the-bottom-25----week-2-the-big-12s-new-true-champion

So the Memphis coach basically called KU a warmup game. I'm starting to fear KU wants to be this bad at football so that other FBS schools start bidding to play them to get easy wins.

I mean, KU could be looking at a $500k - $2 million payday for each non conference game. Combine that with the stadium neglect and their head FB coach's salary and it is pretty obvious what is going on here, which is totally sandbagging the Big 12.

Don't underestimate the ability of SZ to make lemonade out of lemons. 

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Absolutely. High wasted jean shorts are not written by any type of man as far as I know.

wasted? kstate education.....
I don't know if there's anything dorkier than pointing out spelling mistakes on a message board but when using Swype, I make more mistakes. Sioux me about it.

you can't blame that one on swype
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Absolutely. High wasted jean shorts are not written by any type of man as far as I know.

wasted? kstate education.....
I don't know if there's anything dorkier than pointing out spelling mistakes on a message board but when using Swype, I make more mistakes. Sioux me about it.

you can't blame that one on swype
Quit trying to outdork yourself. I made a mistake, but give no fucks about it.


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End of season, he needs that money.  He won't be earning for like 2 months, soon.

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Memphis coach Justin Fuente on Week 3 game at Bowling Green: We're taking "a pretty significant step up in competition this week" #KUfball

this can't be a real quote, can it?
Didn't Fuente interview for the Kansas job at least one of the times it opened up?

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End of season, he needs that money.  He won't be earning for like 2 months, soon.

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Memphis coach Justin Fuente on Week 3 game at Bowling Green: We're taking "a pretty significant step up in competition this week" #KUfball

this can't be a real quote, can it?
Didn't Fuente interview for the Kansas job at least one of the times it opened up?

If true, they should have hired him.

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Worst of the worst :frown:

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/eye-on-college-football/25302839/the-bottom-25----week-2-the-big-12s-new-true-champion

So the Memphis coach basically called KU a warmup game. I'm starting to fear KU wants to be this bad at football so that other FBS schools start bidding to play them to get easy wins.

I mean, KU could be looking at a $500k - $2 million payday for each non conference game. Combine that with the stadium neglect and their head FB coach's salary and it is pretty obvious what is going on here, which is totally sandbagging the Big 12.

Cheyenne Zulu is a visionary.  Usually when a P5 school sucks it obviously provides them with no additional benefit.  He has them so bad they could potentially turn that suckage into a new revenue stream.

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Isn't that the plot of the Broadway hit "the producers"?

Zulu, you sly, cultured dog you
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Absolutely. High wasted jean shorts are not written by any type of man as far as I know.

wasted? kstate education.....
I don't know if there's anything dorkier than pointing out spelling mistakes on a message board but when using Swype, I make more mistakes. Sioux me about it.

you can't blame that one on swype
Quit trying to outdork yourself. I made a mistake, but give no fucks about it.


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Rutgers is an absolute mess right now, I wouldn't be surprised if the 'hawks pull it off
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Would one win save them from the "worst team ever" moniker? 

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Rutgers is an absolute mess right now, I wouldn't be surprised if the 'hawks pull it off

Possible, but doubtful. KU is the messiest.

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Would one win save them from the "worst team ever" moniker?
yes, especially if it is one of the only seven games Big 12 teams are playing against another P5 team  :tsc:

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i'm almost 100% certain that Coach Beattie has never lost a game when he was given 2 weeks to prepare.  someone want to fact check that for me?  steffy?

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i'm almost 100% certain that Coach Beattie has never lost a game when he was given 2 weeks to prepare.  someone want to fact check that for me?  steffy?

As a head coach, he's never lost a game to a Big 10 opponent.  So he has that going for him.

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He had a few months to prepare for that d2 team
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Rutgers is an absolute mess right now, I wouldn't be surprised if the 'hawks pull it off

Possible, but doubtful. KU is the messiest.

I don't think KU is the messiest. They might win this thing.

http://www.nj.com/rutgersfootball/index.ssf/2015/09/rutgers_interim_coach_norries_wilson_conducts_biza_2.html

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heavy on KU +12.5

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If KU loses to Rutgers, that will be a much worse loss than South Dakota State at this point.

I can't imagine anything good from Rutgers taking that circus on the road at this point.  That whole thing is a raging tire fire.