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Just imagine the young child who has been brought up on strictly KU basketball their whole life.  Now imagine that child going to their first football game this fall.  :frown:

It would likely be the last KU FB game that child would attend. Even children know garbage when they see it.

What if the parents are actual season ticket holders( :lol:)?  Child Protective Services?

Are there really people who have season tickets to KU FB?

I never posted the full story, but I heard a woman (jokingly) threaten to divorce her husband if he bought season tickets again this year.  That's when he confessed that he had, and instead of the usual 4 he bought 8. 

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Just imagine the young child who has been brought up on strictly KU basketball their whole life.  Now imagine that child going to their first football game this fall.  :frown:

It would likely be the last KU FB game that child would attend. Even children know garbage when they see it.

What if the parents are actual season ticket holders( :lol:)?  Child Protective Services?

Are there really people who have season tickets to KU FB?

I never posted the full story, but I heard a woman (jokingly) threaten to divorce her husband if he bought season tickets again this year.  That's when he confessed that he had, and instead of the usual 4 he bought 8.

There was probably a "buy 4 get 4 free" on groupon.

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Just imagine the young child who has been brought up on strictly KU basketball their whole life.  Now imagine that child going to their first football game this fall.  :frown:

It would likely be the last KU FB game that child would attend. Even children know garbage when they see it.

What if the parents are actual season ticket holders( :lol:)?  Child Protective Services?

Are there really people who have season tickets to KU FB?

I never posted the full story, but I heard a woman (jokingly) threaten to divorce her husband if he bought season tickets again this year.  That's when he confessed that he had, and instead of the usual 4 he bought 8.

There was probably a "buy 4 get 4 free" on groupon.

He got them in coach's corner or something, $100/season ticket. 

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Doubling down on depression.

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They were saying how last year they had 17 people get tickets, and this year only 4 got tickets, and of those 4 only 1 was a repeat.  Also at halftime their daughter is enough of a whiner that they just go to the Wheel.

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You guys should have seen this KU Kurtis at Starbucks this morning.  I just don't get it, what is it about KU?

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Or this KU Kumar I saw at white castle the other day. Smh.

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Beems and Wacky post-off goin on at the phog...




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Out here in my outpost there's like 3 ku dudes, and you'll have no trouble spotting them if they pass you on the road.

Zeal for ku by the truckload I tell ya.

It's almost like they're laughing in the face of Jayhawk sticker on the black mock sweater guy.


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It's like Tatown is a motorist with whiplash and Kstate is the big rich insurance company who won't pay his chiropractor bills.

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They're putting together a MOB to beat me up you guys.  :ohno:

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Just imagine the young child who has been brought up on strictly KU basketball their whole life.  Now imagine that child going to their first football game this fall.  :frown:

It would likely be the last KU FB game that child would attend. Even children know garbage when they see it.

What if the parents are actual season ticket holders( :lol:)?  Child Protective Services?

Are there really people who have season tickets to KU FB?

Can you find a Taco johns?

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They're putting together a MOB to beat me up you guys.  :ohno:

Boycott of 810 Advertisers Part II or would it be Part 1,787??   :dunno:




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They're putting together a MOB to beat me up you guys.  :ohno:

Boycott of 810 Advertisers Part II or would it be Part 1,787??   :dunno:
Not sure. I stopped broadcasting games, cause $25 isn't worth it to me anymore. These guys are extremely obsessed with all things emaw. Like, they want to beat me up over the internet for posting Bookie's breakdown of their football success.

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They're putting together a MOB to beat me up you guys.  :ohno:

Boycott of 810 Advertisers Part II or would it be Part 1,787??   :dunno:
Not sure. I stopped broadcasting games, cause $25 isn't worth it to me anymore. These guys are extremely obsessed with all things emaw. Like, they want to beat me up over the internet for posting Bookie's breakdown of their football success.

I guess that's the politically correct way to put it.
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jesus, that is the saddest thread i have ever read

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Forgot about this  :love:

http://www.groupon.com/deals/university-of-kansas-ku-athletics

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In a Nutshell
Catch Big 12 rivals Colorado
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Sing “Rock Chalk Jayhawk”
New coach, new team

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For $35, you get one ticket to the KU vs. Colorado game on November 6, time TBD (an $80 value).
Experience a Rock Chalk Saturday as the Kansas Jayhawks football squad enjoys its first season under new head coach Turner Gill. Stars on this year's roster include playmaking freshman quarterback Jordan Webb and speedy running back James Sims, who led the team to a major upset over the 15th-ranked Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets on September 11. Your ticket will get you a supreme view of the field as the Jayhawks take on the New Mexico State Aggies or butt heads with Big 12 rivals Colorado. When the Jayhawks are safely ahead, sing along to the ghostly chant of “Rock Chalk Jayhawk,” which awakens the fire-breathing jayhawk-monster from its slumber so that it may eat the opposing mascot.

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bears are fast...


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Gracias, WC08...

I was looking in the gridiron forum and couldn't figure it out. you're doing God's work over there, sir.
bears are fast...

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Gracias, WC08...

I was looking in the gridiron forum and couldn't figure it out. you're doing God's work over there, sir.
Well they think they're winning, so good for them. It will get them by till basketball season. You're welcome, squawks.

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Fanning hasn't crossed that line yet.  He hasn't pooped at midfield in Memorial Stadium   

Looks like you have your marching orders, brotha.

Please post photos.

 :excited:


Oh... and, Hi! Dr. Naismith you rough ridin' piece of crap.

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bears are fast...

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i dont get that place.

its like 15% people posting weird/creepy crap and 85% people posting about how great the thread is.